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Reckless Banzai Screamer

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  1. holy shit striga bros it's YOUR TIME

  2. Embrace stork rp we've evolved beyond the need of /persona prefix [6 months]

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    2. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      Punisher The Punisher GIF - Punisher The Punisher Wait GIFs

       

      *London Air Raid Sirens are blaring

    3. Jentos

      Jentos

      STORK RP STORK RP

    4. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      [Fat] Merchant: "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

  3. Day 28 of the Tetsugawan Occupation, the rice famine has been harsh.

    1. Benleft

      Benleft

      103F4140-0238-4818-A3AF-040173E5D1B5.png.16df10d7c8359c091a0cb46b74a76b93.png

      And a real hero… 

  4. oh you must think you obama huuuuh?

    1. TeawithFrisket

      TeawithFrisket

      Think and know are two different adjectives. ;D

  5. anti-spike, anti-spike, anti-spike

  6. friendly reminder that the wiki and family echo are the weapons of the ontologically evil and from an outdated era to push alternative agendas antithetical to collaborative story telling (and should therefore be ignored entirely).

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    2. Nectorist

      Nectorist

      @Reckless Banzai Screamerminecraft books are where tomes of ibleesian rituals are contained

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    4. argonian

      argonian

      @monkeypoacher eh that's an ancient thing. like the 5th empire being formed by random house horen descendants just so happening to appear out of aeldin. or even mog in 2012 calling himself "godfrey HOREN" after the literal father of all mankind, which was really ******* on-the-nose. you've never seen a "legolas malin" or a "thorin urguan", and for very good reason.

       

      the main reason why "being someone's cousin" is more common now is largely because mediums like discord and the increased OOC-connectivity (aka the "everyone knowing everyone and their business"ity) combined with ever-worsening player retention has led to an arms race where you gotta offer noobs shit to get them to stick around. the idea of ppl DM'ing new forum sign-ups and camping the CT for recruits was unthinkable for like the first 6 years of the server's lifespan.

       

      offering your most competent noobs a noble 2nd char so he doesn't switch to another house/duchy/country that does is just an extension of that. in the past that didn't happen nearly as much because ppl weren't as desperate for recruits, and even when they were, you didn't get tards from across the map DM'ing and trying to steal ur guys w false promises of power as bastard #3, because they had no way of doing that.

       

      also on a mostly unrelated note, more restrictive rules and systems have meant that rags-to-riches stories of random peasants founding a new noble family are extremely rare now, whereas they were common as dirt in the past. so there often isn't even a choice between founding your own house or joining someone else's. you just gotta join theirs.

  7. Inshallah I strike the wiki writers down with thunder and lightning for being noobs and writing biased/false information. I also hate character profiles on there.

    1. Myleres

      Myleres

      please let me help you on this quest. i will obliterate the wiki.

    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      I will have your webbin join mines.

  8. embrace aengul stork lore this is fantasy setting 

    1. Amayonnaise

      Amayonnaise

      Oh! I actually meant to quote your comment - damn, I forgot.. But yeah, removing FTB and adding in new flavour lore for the bringing of children via prayer / aengul / mani etc would be super cool imo.

    2. Knight of Elken

      Knight of Elken

      this shit is such a funny idea and no matter what, if any, changes are made, i'm rping this anyways 

  9. Give me loot! Plz? Plz?

    1. creamynoteblock

      creamynoteblock

      Hey! Can I have some dragon bones? Thanks!

    2. rukio

      rukio

      akakakakakakak

  10. know his name....GASHADAKURO

    1. Yagi_Kamisama

      Yagi_Kamisama

      GASHADAKURO yoooo

  11. i want free elytras and rockets in lobby im tired of being a flightless beggar dog for five minutes each restart

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    see you out la pinta one day....

  13. please get me to 10k rep i promise you nothing because im honest

  14. i hope pikachu finally evolves

  15. Oyashiman stocks are truly rising through the pagoda roof after this week, and Owyn is a FARFOLK

  16. What did we learn about the Dog today? 🤓 

  17. farfolk stocks rising, pk your heartlanders and highlanders ASAP

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    2. Dyl

      Dyl

      Don’t hate da rhenyars… we just tryna vibe shady…

    3. Zacho

      Zacho

      $FFK is up, while $ORN is still a dumpster fire, $HNS remains the only stable stock in this world... 

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      $HNS is artificially inflated and about to pop when Cloud Breaker party wipes

  18. Owyn Ulgaard is the white-washing of Owyn and therefore you're racist if you support this lie.

  19. with a kingdom of heartlanders and a kingdom of highlanders, now's a good time for kingdom of the farfolk :serene: 

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    2. SimplySeo

      SimplySeo

      Ibrahim is the Sultan that was promised.

    3. seannie

      seannie

      the owyncarnate will form the kingdom of the farfolk

    4. ibraheemc2000

      ibraheemc2000

      Some one sent this to me, and I have to say, it touched my heart, Love you guys <3

  20. Is the Owyncarnate coming?

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