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  1. The postponing of this warclaim is honestly a ridiculously stupid choice and the fact that the area for it was not made is a blatant display of incompetence.

  2. Careful how you proceed, good man.

    Intemperate indeed, good man.

    Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or prepare to bleed, good man.

  3. mfw

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    2. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      NEKODANIE AAAAAIIIEEE YAAAASSSS MY GUUURRRRRRRL I MISS HER SO MUCH :( BAD ASS ***** DIDNT TAKE NUTHIN FROM NOBODY

    3. forwhatpvrpose

      forwhatpvrpose

      Just now, Gusano Arentonio said:

      Don't PM me about reading your status update.

      Don't PM me about reading your reply to my status update.

    4. garentoft

      garentoft

      Just now, Lyonharted™ said:

      Don't PM me about reading your reply to my status update.

      Don't PM me about reading your reply to my status update about not PM'ing me to read your status update.

  4. Some changes have been made to the status updates widget! Whatcha think, everyone? 

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    2. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      this is dank

    3. Thornz
    4. forwhatpvrpose

      forwhatpvrpose

      Just now, Kim said:

      oh my GOD i love you so much now. I think im going to cry.

       

      :trololo:

  5. Sylvestre blushes and waves his oriental fan.
  6. Johanessburg taxes are due today!

  7. don't unban @Jake! he's bad

  8. The king is dead... again. Long live the king...

  9. The king is dead. Long live the king. 

    1. Potts244

      Potts244

      Dude wtf???!! They banned Tommy Pickles?! WTF IS THIS UNBAN MY BOI TOMMY YO ! ALL HE EVER DID WAS **** IN HIS DIAPER AND LEAVE IT IN THERe FOR THre3 DAYS THI Z IS SOME BULLSHIT?!

  10. *note is tacked on note* "join legion"
  11. Sylvestre pipes up. "Deal. Sorry, everyone else, back off." He quickly searches for the cardinal.
  12. The Ⓒrown & Cup is a fine establishment in Johanessburg that can fulfill all your entertainment needs. With a wide variety of drinks, from Hanseti vodka to Savoie wine, there’s something for everyone. The Ⓒrown & Cup also serves a variety of baked goods and pastries. Want cake, cookies, pies, and more? We gotchu. There’s always lots going on here: plays happening on stage; stories being told by rowdy men of the Imperial Legions; lectures being given by learned men and women; and much, much more… ⁌ Menu ⁍ « Part I: Dʀɪɴᴋs » Pale Ale | 8 minae Our malt pale ale, made from the finest hops and yeast cultures imported from Aeldin, is a hearty drink for the hardy men of the Empire. Hanseti Vodka | 8 minae Brewed from starchy potatoes grown in Haense, and aged in barrels made from northern pines too, Hanseti vodka is one of our most hard hitting drinks fit for the toughest of northmen. Assorted Juices | 10 minae From carrot juice to apple juice, there’s a flavor for everyone. Come get ‘em fast. Limited time only! Savoyard Wine | 20 minae A finely aged brew concocted years and years ago in the duchy of Savoie, this fine mulled wine is for the most highborn bigwigs. Sailor’s Rum | 8 minae Sweet rum, made from the finest breeds of fermented pure cane sugar, is one of our favorites. The distillate is aged in fine oaken barrels. « Part II: Bᴀᴋᴇᴅ Gᴏᴏᴅs » Cake | 5 minae A fine chocolate cake made from the most rare cocoa, and by the most skilled chefs. Cookie | 1 mina Delicious cookies, from walnut to chocolate chip, sure to sate your sweet tooth. Pies | 3 minae Pie, from blueberry to apple, of the finest and sweetest variety. Bread | 1 mina Bread made with care, and surely not ever stale, as it’s made fresh. ⁌ Services ⁍ « Part I: Eᴠᴇɴᴛs » Got an event you need catered? Need a venue for your playwright’s troupe or orchestra to perform at? We can help. Get in touch with one of our staff and we can arrange something soon. Here’s what we can help with in terms of events. PRIME REAL ESTATE The Ⓒrown & Cup is located at the gate of Johanessburg, one of the most large cities in Axios. It receives almost constant foot traffic and usually has many active patrons within and on the premises. DELICIOUS FOOD & DRINK Additionally, we have a wide variety of baked goods, food, and drinks to serve. We have drinks which are both alcoholic and non-alcoholic, so it’s a family friendly venue as well. STAGE & EQUIPMENT We have a large stage positioned perfectly for your performers. Additionally we have lots of equipment for them. Need a scene set up for your play? Or perhaps some designs to accompany your concertio? MUCH, MUCH MORE Get in touch. Need something? We probably can handle it. « Part II: Aᴅᴠᴇʀᴛɪsᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ » Got an upcoming business you need the masses to know about? Or perhaps, are you a guild looking for recruits to flood the rank? No matter the purpose, we can assist you in getting the word out by designing and setting up posters, as well as alerting from time to time those patrons which are present at set intervals. Of course this comes at a cost, but it’ll certainly be worth it when you reap the benefits. The cost depends on what you need and who you are. Speak to one of our staff members. « Part III: Bᴜʟᴋ & Cᴜsᴛᴏᴍ Oʀᴅᴇʀs » Do you need a metric ton of cake? Then you’ve come to the right place. We can sell food and drink in bulk. How about a special groom’s cake, or a custom brew to match your exquisite taste? We’ve got you there too. The price varies depending on what you require. Get in touch! [We can lore items.] ⁌ About ⁍ « Part I: Oᴡɴᴇʀs » The Ⓒrown & Cup is a joint venture by House Halcourt and Levana Olaris. Levana previously owned a bakery, producing some of Axios’ best desserts; and the Halcourts, particularly Sylvestre and Johanne, formerly ran a small cafe. Both enterprises were combined, and duly renovated with the addendum of a third building purchase, to form the Ⓒrown & Cup. Credit for the name of the tavern is owed to Walter Marshall. « Part II: Ⓟʀɪɴᴄᴇʟʏ Iɴᴅᴜsᴛʀɪᴇs » The Ⓒrown & Cup is owned half by Ⓟʀɪɴᴄᴇʟʏ Iɴᴅᴜsᴛʀɪᴇs and half by Levana Olaris. Ⓟʀɪɴᴄᴇʟʏ Iɴᴅᴜsᴛʀɪᴇs is also known for its trademark Ⓟrincely Prints, which is a premiere print shop operated mostly by Sylvestre Halcourt II. This fine poster was produced by the Ⓟrincely Prints staff and is a great example of what they can do. Want something like this made for your business? Read up on Ⓟrincely Prints here. « Part III: Sᴛᴀғғ » Owners « Lead Brewer » Sylvestre Halcourt II [Lyonharted] « Lead Chef » Levana Olaris [Joyette] « Manager » Johanne Desjardins [Waterlung] Helpers « Bartenders » Valarie Halcourt [KalatheKat] William Fletcher [Warmarcher] Alex Silverberg [The_Lemon_Head] « Part IV: Cᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ Fᴏʀᴍ » Need to get in touch? Use this form and leave it in our mailbox. We’ll get back with you as soon as we can. Please describe what you want in detail. If you want a job, get in touch with one of the owners. If you're struggling to, leave some information below. [Copy it, fill it out, and leave a reply on this thread.]
  13. The last question where Trump and Clinton were asked to say one thing they liked about each other and actually did without politicizing it restored a little bit of my faith in humanity.

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    2. 2samspan

      2samspan

      And Hillary kinda took the roundabout way by complimenting his children rather than Trump himself.

    3. forwhatpvrpose

      forwhatpvrpose

      That's a given. They still managed to actually acknowledge that their opponents do something right and are not evil goblin demons. I'd have worded it the exact same way.

    4. Taketheshot

      Taketheshot

      "I like ur kids" *slurp *grins manaiclly running hands together*

  14. The clown scourge has come to lotc...

    1. Telanir

      Telanir

      If only we could go back to the good old days when could rely on Harambe.

    2. TinyBiceps

      TinyBiceps

      one time i was just in my house in Felsen and a posse of guys with masks barge in and nearly beat me to death wtih a sack of doorknobs. i hope to repeat this with the newly curated clown posse. 

  15. Sylvestre muses, "Nobody's gonna buy it. The crown should sell it to someone who will actively staff it. It's sat empty for years. The people of Johanessburg have resorted to drinking rubbing alcohol, lacking a proper bar to visit..."
  16. Sylvestre would get in touch with Ali and get to work as soon as possible.
  17. Sylvestre wonders why a strange dark elf is talking to a note, before shrugging and walking away to go hunt orcs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  18. Ⓟrincely prints is a premier print shop operated by Sylvestre Halcourt II. We offer numerous design services, from poster design to whole pamphlets or magazines. Our focus is on creating quality content which is easy to digest and looks absolutely stunning. On top of this, we have a number of artists who can create beautiful visual content, and own numerous typesets, ensuring that your content gives the right tone and feel. Want to promote your business? Want to prop up your failing state with some dank propaganda? Or even want to publish that hot adult novel you've had written for years? Then you've come to the right place! Below are some examples of our fine and renowned work. [Warning: There are many cheesy jokes ahead, but this is a serious roleplay post. ] « Ⓢervices » ⁌ WRITING ⁍ Ⓟrincely prints employs a number of skilled writers, even including the upper echelons of its staff, whose job it is to wield eloquent diction and skillful rhetoric to produce written content. The most obvious example of such work is this document itself, but others exist, such as our executive Sylvestre's book De Principibatus. Beyond this, our writers are versed in numerous textual styles. They can write anything from fiction to announcements to even guild charters. And also, they employ all the arsenal of the printer in doing so. Recently invented concepts - talics, bolding and more will all be used. We even have multiple typesets! See this? That's a different typeface! And our writers use those. Modern technology sure is crazy. ⁌ DOCUMENTATION ⁍ We have skilled accountants, financiers, quartermasters and others who are ready to compile excellent listings of anything you may need. Run a militant organization and need a stunning roster? We gotchu. Are you an aspiring merchant who struggles to document his ever growing merchandise? We gotchu there, too. How about a slave trader named Harry who struggles to keep track of all his slaves' names? We do not gotchu there. Slavery's bad. Quit that, Harry, damn it. And then when you're done, come hire us to do something. Thanks, Harry. We appreciate your patronage, but we do not appreciate your bigotry. ⁌ SO MUCH MORE ⁍ We're barely scratching the surface here. Let me ask you a question: Do you need anything with words and **** made? If the answer is yes, then hire us. If the answer is no, then man, you better find something and hire us anyway, because we need the business. We can do anything! We can do posters. Beautiful, great posters. We can do entire recruitment posts. Real good ones. We can do... propaganda too! Very convincing propaganda. And a whole lot more, yeah? So hire us. Soon as you can. Can't afford it now? We can work out a payment plan. We also take payment in the form of candy and / or landed titles. « Ⓒontact » ⁌ LOCATION ⁍ You may find us at 3 John Frederick Avenue in Johanessburg, Oren. This is our main office, but in time we may expand to others. It is also a cafe. Ignore that. Taxes are high, man. Gotta use the space for multiple things. Efficiency! That's what we're all about here at Ⓟrincely prints, for sure. So come on down to our main office and meet up with one of our associates to order your next written... thing. Whatever it is. Like I've stressed before, we do anything. Except slave rosters. Slavery is bad. ⁌ STAFF ⁍ ⦿ Chief Executive Officer Sylvestre Halcourt II [Lyonharted] Shh... that's everyone. For now. « Ⓐbout » Founded during the Grand Harvest of 1579, Ⓟrincely prints has a bountiful history of good service ... who am I kidding? We're brand new. But we do good work. So throw money at us and we'll make **** for you. Thanks! Please come again. No, seriously, please. Running a business is expensive and I have a family to feed so I really need your money. Military service just doesn't pay the bills anymore, man... even if you're an officer... « Ⓞrders » Please fill out this form and deliver it to my postal box if you have an order. [Post a reply below.]
  19. Would anyone be down for a big game of EU4, CK2 or Stellaris? 

    1. mmat

      mmat

      You a fan of civ 5?

    2. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      Stellaris if we find good mods everyone agrees to go with.

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