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HurferDurfer1

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  1. "Fire is their like, whole thing. Should have encased it in ice, they hate the cold like any other common lizard!" Shobolan the Wise tells.
  2. A ravenous rat creature, stinking maw dripping with fresh blood pauses over his feast, pilfering the pockets of the destitute beggar he had just been eating from. He finds an old button, some lint, something that could be old cured meat or just moldy leather, and this grubby note calling all the candle-kin. Chewing the thought over whilst chewing on the old meat leather he comes to a conclusion. "Yes yes I must pack my bags at once, gather my rags and riches, though I see see that wretched idiot often enough as it is."
  3. Shobolan spends hours in prayer praying to God so that he might smite these vile dastardly, evil, vile, malign, malignant, atrocious, no good very bad lizard people.
  4. "He punched one fat elf named Birch in the nose, the elf soiled himself and then waited ten years to do anything about it and now that dang brother of mine is exiled! Dwarven justice is real humorous like that." Said Shobolan as he set a candle in a window so Vulpe could find his way home.
  5. hey look security is doing more for the necromancer community then others in its leadership have done in actual real life years! +1
  6. Shobolan shows this missive to his niece Molia @UnBaed "Go, girlboss."
  7. Shobolan, having taken some time to make his fire proof armor, ponders the economic opportunity of perhaps selling some of said fireproof armor, resistant to even the hell flame of azdrazy. He could probably make a good chunk of mina doing it.
  8. Farmer Wick readies his cart of beets for market, reflecting on how he really enjoys the irony of the Barclays getting the short stick for once in there long history of mediocrity and out right bias
  9. Shobolan fears what a whole nation of dwarves under the sway of the evil drakaar Azdromoth and his cultists might look like. But then he remembers he saw this expansion before
  10. Hurf Brassballs of Clan Brassballs gathers the throngs.
  11. though i loathe all cameron posters i appreciate the ideas you put out hope you do well in life
  12. Shobolan the Stupendous does his part for the forces of good and holy, definitely for sure killing a real azdrazi and no one could prove otherwise.
  13. Shobolan the Spectacular mourns his two nieces who worked within the library of Ando Alur, innocent women slain in the ever expanding evil plot of that lesser wyrm Azdromoth and his and or her lackeys, the evil lizard people.
  14. in a totally unrelated time and place shobolan keeps on hating those darn evil lizard people
  15. Shobolan Hazmezul makes a mental note to tell Molia to feed the rats in the brood pits and if she did her chores well he might take her to go rob people.
  16. Sir candle prays for a speedy recovery for vulmir
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