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HurferDurfer1

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  1. i guess vinland saga was pretty good
  2. he got jacked so i gotta side with ark on this one
  3. i demand skaven and **** every other incorrect piece of shit that doesnt want it
  4. so its to make mods lives easier?
  5. an auction house in every home
  6. Candle Von Ratstein moves some things around on his calendar in order to attend.
  7. 20/10 actually a household name
  8. The butler Candle still roams the countryside of various places, lurking and hungry. He would entirely forgo cleaning the palace and making sure Sigismund wasn't too sweaty or parched in his years of absence.
  9. On behalf of the player base I accept this change
  10. Coltaine lights a candle for Molia and Juniper.
  11. Candle sings various ancient songs of his people passed down through the centuries
  12. Candle fancied himself a creature devoid of emotion though that had been proven wrong on a most dreadful of days. Though he had never spoken the words outloud he had always thought of Molia as a daughter to him having essentially raised her himself he had cared and loved her as any parent would. Upon being witness to her end he had been driven mad with grief, transforming into his most foulest of forms and bounding away from that place on all fours, running till the sun was high and he found himself in an old forgotten place. In that place he would settle down and wallow in his sadness , isolated and alone, only just surviving on local wildlife. There he would stay for some time.
  13. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Declaration on the Reclamation of All Things Wick ____________________________________________________________________________ [!] The missive would be sent en masse, carried by THE notorious and afamed Tyrone the Battle Chicken, Vessel of GOD and Seal of Evil . Many of such letters would be received by the seeked hands, but the rest lay in gutters and common walkways - the pages staining in grime and filth. Ink splotches would be present, indicating mishaps during writing - the text, rough and shaky, as though written by somebody who had not, in a great while. ___________________________________________________ I write to you my faithful brood on this most wretched day with dreadful tidings. Some variety of night beast, some cretinous creature bearing the name Corbin Wick has come to disrupt and destroy the established order and peace of our many extensive and real lands that we certainly have. This false fraudster comes disregarding our culture, our heritage, our laws, our very way of life. You may ask "What is the legitimacy of his claim?" and to you I saying ******* none, no Wicks Moot was held The Elector Wicks were not called upon to make a vote for a new Rat King or Grand Wick as is our time honored way of doing things. There can be only one explanation for all of this, this so called "Corbin Wick" must infact be some skin walking Baruchian agent of chaos for only one of that diabolical line would do this to our most fruitful family. They stole our land once, and now "Corbin" if that is his real name, plots to steal the rest for them im certain of it. It is with all this I make this Proclamation , a Declaration on the Reclamation of All Things Wick ____________________________________________________________________________ Firstly, From this day till the end of all days "Corbin Wick" will be stricken from the family, He is anathema and excommunicate, he has lost all rights to the name of Wick and will be thus designated as Corbin Taper, taper being a shittier candle cause he is a shittier Wick. Wick and Taper will forever be at odds with eachother till the end of time. Corbin Taper loses all lands, titles, belongings, clothes, boots , belts, and earrings to me the the rightly appointed Rat King Coltaine. Secondly, We Agree on all that stuff about Dominyk Wick so ive had my scribe copy that whole portion, **** you Corbin a. All descendants of the line, Dominyk Wick, must be recognized as right bastards, parasites to the name and uphold of Wick. b. All descendants of the line, Dominyk Wick, must here forth carry the name of Bole. The historical bastard title of Wick. c. Dominyk Wick must carry the name of Bole, along with his flocks of bastards. Lastly, The agent of evil Corbin Taper must be captured and those with him put down, I call upon all my rats and ratlinas to aid me in this most sacred crusade against a thieving invader. Once Corbin Taper is captured he will be sealed away in a tomb and all mention of him will be stricken from the world so he may be forgotten as only he deserves. ________________________________________ AND SO IT BE, His Majesty, Rat King Coltaine Wick, Host of All Wickdom, Grand Wick, Elector Wick, Duke of Dust, King of Closets, The Rat Beast of Cathlon, Birther of the Swarm, The Old, Claimant of the Throne of Embermoor, Ruin of the West, Lord of Leifgaard, Baron of Kerzenwick, True Heir to the Wickwald, etcetera etcetera... @gavyn
  14. The true Rat King Summons his banners and rallies his rats in order to bring great death and ruination to a pretender who broke with tradition. He had no issue killing problematic Wicks, he had done so before.
  15. From a young soldier serving under the Carrion Regime in the days of Petrus shortly before losing a certain war. To a centuries old evil ******* obsessed with self preservation, aiming to live forever no matter what he has to do and what form it might take.
  16. Battle Butler Candle returns home to Haense tired and dirty but victorious, having proven his worth fighting in the very foremost vanguard, unhearing of the apparently many screaming commands for him to withdraw. He would fight on with a fierce tenacity till the very end of the battle where he would count himself amongst the victors.
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