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Corporatocracy

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About Corporatocracy

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    England
  • Interests
    Killing wood elves
    Being nice to other gamers.
    Spreading the word of God.
    Reading the bible.
    Praying twice a day.
    Eating my greens.
    Using capital letters.

Character Profile

  • Character Name
    Gahk-Eyez
  • Character Race
    Goblin | Raguk

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  1. referring to player activity in rp posts lol...

    1. Ankan

      Ankan

      Who did that hahah?

  2. A letter - written poorly and in a demonstrable hand - having passed through the fingers of goblins, orks, washerwomen, jezabels, labourers, gong-farmers, knights and state officials finally finds itself at the door of the offices of the A.I.(D).S and the H.O.E. It reads as follows: --- IMPORT impORTANT PLEEZ READ Adresd to emprer wotz his face an dyook godrfik : ) --- “uG, My naym iz GoldGЯabba and I am a skrap kollekta, I wud lik pasaj passij passaj into bof ov yor landz so I kan kollekt skrap. As a sho ov fankz agh gud faif me an my boyz will also kollekt, bring in an bury d flattend ov bof sides. Yorz Faifully, GOLDGRABBA’RAGUK AN HIS BOYZ.” @ARCHITECUS @Narthok
  3. Gahk-Eyez made his way into Mau’Madur and stood upon his crate, from where he would deliver his sermon of scorn: “WHEN WE, BROTHERS, MAKE OUR WAR PAINTS… DO WE MIX ALL COLOURS TOGETHER… HARK! NAY, WE LEAVE THEM SEPARATED AND PURE, FOR TO MIX THEM ALL WOULD BE TO BEFOUL EACH AND EVERY ONE… SO SHOULD BE THE ATTITUDE WHEN BREEDING. FOR WHEN CLAN MIXES WITH CLAN, THE OFFSPRINGS BECOMES CONFUSED… A POOR SOUL CAUGHT BETWEEN TWO ENDS OF ROPE, WITH THE CLANS OF HIS PARENTS TUGGING ON EITHER END… FOR THERE IS A REASON CLANS HAVE COME TO BE. A CONFUSED RACE IS A WEAK RACE. A CONFUSED RACE IS ONE MORE LIKELY TO VEER FROM THE STRAIGHT, ORDERLY AND STRONG PATH OF KRUG. FORGO THE PARTICIPATION IN THE CREATION OF A WEAK RACE AND CAST THESE FOOLS AWAY. ANG GUND GRIISH. NAGIJAK URUKIM.” He would deliver this same sermon in Krugmar, as to guide those uruks who may wish to follow in this fool’s footsteps away from the path of weakness.
  4. Gahk-eyez stood upon his crate in the centre of the goi and rung a small, Bloodsteel handbell to muster the attention of those around him. “SO BEAT THE DRUMS OF WAR, SO BEAT HAMMERS AGAINST STEEL. WHERE FROM THEIR STRINGS AND BELLS THE ORCHESTRAS OF MAN AND ELF PRODUCE THE STUFF OF ROT, THIS IS OUR MUSIC BROTHERS. AND TO ITS SAVAGE TUNE SHALL WE DESCEND UPON OUR ENEMIES. FOR KRUGMAR IS STRONG, AND THEY ARE WEAK. FOR KRUGMAR IS HONOURABLE AND THEY ARE NOT. FOR MIGHT MAKES RIGHT, AND THE TRICKERY OF DECEIT AND DISHONOUR MAKES ONLY ROTTEN SOULS. FOR WE OF KRUG’S STOCK AND DESTINED ARE WE FOR THE STARGUSH. FOR WE WHO WORSHIP THE PANTHEON ARE GUARANTEED SAFE PASSAGE UNDER THEIR PATRONAGE FOR WE THE URUK-HAI, THE KRUG-HAI, SHALL ASSUME OUR BIRTHRIGHT. TO SIT UPON OUR ETERNAL THRONE... WHERE WE SHALL AWAIT THE RETURN OF KRUG WHEN THE HEAVENS FALL AND THE HORDES OF DEAD COME FORTH. ANG GUND GRIISH! NAGIJAK URUKIM!” The doomsayer finished his sermon with another hail from his Bloodsteel handbell, before silence, so that he could admit a prayer to Leyd, Gazigash and Gentharuz.
  5. wow d man himself. wanna fix d server?
  6. thanks for sharing narthok! the first step is to admit that you’re wrong...
  7. hey guys. lets pass the time of lotc being down by posting pictures of our warn points courtesy of chairperson telanir of tythusLTD. this one really struck a cord with me. something about that “idiot” at the end that really made me want to rethink my behaviour on d forums!
  8. Gahk-Eyez is suspicious of the Kha and prepares as a sermon at once!
  9. THE KRUGMARIC DEBATE AND KRUGMARIC DIALECTIC DATE: 29th NOVEMBER 5PM EST Location: San’Azgak Klomp Pit Fizzard’Raguk, ‘Orks in debate’ c. 1743 Within recent years, especially since the Debate of Night and Day, there has been a heightened interest in questioning - amongst the more scholarly uruks who are that way inclined - the purpose of uruk-kind and matters of theology. This has come to a head in a form of debating which is distinctly orkish. This broadly follows the ‘Krugmaric Dialectic’ as devised by Gahk-Eyes’Raguk: FIRST MOTION: DOES GROG SEVER OR BOLSTER ONE'S CONNECTION TO THE SPIRITS? The debate will begin with the cohort dividing into their respective sides (for or against), each side delivering an opening statement, a back and forth of debating and then a KLOMP to see who the spirits favour most...
  10. Corporatocracy

    Vice City

    “BRUDDAS!” Cried he, Gahk-Eyez the Yeller, from upon his crate. He was surely by now a well-known face within the Uzg. “Doom lingers upon the horizon. Magicks foul pour out from the darkest depths of the Nether in great oceans of sin, vice and evil to claw at the veil of night; to tear down the heavens; to bring forth our revered dead as a vanguard to the legions of nubflats.” He waved his arms in wild fashion, before allowing them to drift by his side. He took a breath - a pause - to punctuate the importance of his point. “BUT IDLE WE CANNOT BE...” From such a small goblin, it was surprising that his voice could carry such conviction, such a youthful yet determined vibrance that verberated between the pillars and among the people. “Vice plagues our kin. The common sins of grog, alchemical quartz and deviancy of every sordid colour clings to us like fetor clings to a corpse; it is as if a bag of bricks, a necrotic limb. And we must earnestly amputate it. For it is better to cut off the necrotic limb than to allow it to poison the body - the vessel of one’s soul. In similar fashion must we abandon our ways of vice - for vice breeds only weakness - unify Our kin as we always have been, and as Krug commanded, and temper the purity of Our kin like a smith tempers steel, in preparation for the doom which shall invariably follow.” He watched the silent crowd with all three eyes… “LET THIS BE THE FIRST BLAST OF THE TRUMPET AGAINST THE MONSTROUS PHENOMENA OF VICE...”
  11. Gahk-Eyes prepares a sermon on the importance of the hunt.
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