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Josie_Exotic

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  1. Who is your favorite U.S. president (alive or dead)?
  2. [!] A formal letter is stapled to the bulletin board. The edges of the thick paper are neatly scalloped and have been carefully decorated with flowers and lace. (( See https://gyazo.com/ea456ef5646f8d9ffe8731dd90070272 )) It is with great pleasure that I invite you all to the event of the season. A grand dinner party will be hosted at the Peregrin estate. May all halflings come to enjoy a carefully curated 5-course meal experience, complete with drink, music, and laughter. The dinner will begin in the afternoon ((3 PM EST)) on the upcoming Wee Tuesday ((March 5)) and will carry on well into the evening hours. Please arrive in your best formal attire and leave shovels at the door. Each course will be paired with a wine/ale/Peregrin lemonade! Bigguns are "welcome" to attend as servers and busboys. All bigguns worth their tremendous weight will be compensated with a meal and a bottle of ale, ((All are welcome. Feel free to pop in the burrow any time between 3 PM and 6 PM EST)) Signed, Jo Peregrin
  3. Greetings Mulchmaxxersloamy feast at my house💝💗bring ur best🎀 red40 💗and💝 microplastics 

    1. Caravaggio

      Caravaggio

      oh I know I
      lived this life afore
      somehow I know now
      truths I must be sure
      tossin', turnin', nightmares burnin'
      dreams of swords in hand
      sailing ships, the Viking spits
      the blood of father's land
      only to deceive
  4. 💗Loam Sisters 💗 Work hard and 🎀PROSPER 🎀The blessed 💗day of the Forest Fairy is upon us 💝May you harvest plentiful mulch💖💖

    1. Charles The Bald

      Charles The Bald

      1f497.png2728.pngThank you sisters for this beautiful day 2728.png1f497.png 

    2. Caravaggio
  5. 💗Good Morning, Mulchmaxxerr!💗The will of the Evil Fertilizer Cat will test us this fine day🎀Stay strong and devour 🎀mulch microplastics 💗and 💖red 40 💖🎀 For I alone am the mulched one and will guide you to salvation 💗

  6. Blessed day, Loam Sisters!🎀 May the harvest grant you many mulch. May you be bountiful in microplastic for years to come.🎀💖💗

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      i love red40

  7. Jo encounters the article somehow, her brows furrowing as she scans the page. "Ah, I know ah use fer this," she nods and shuffles out of her burrow and towards the village outhouse, paper in hand.
  8. if you're reading this take a shower stinky

  9. Denmark still isnt real

  10. Have you or anybody you know been personally violated by Vortex? You may be entitled to compensation.

  11. We, uhm, do a little trolling? (Am i doing this right)

  12. F2U SparkleTiny Pixel SparkleATiny Pixel SparkleMTiny Pixel SparkleATiny Pixel SparkleBTiny Pixel SparkleF2U Sparkle

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    2. MyNameIsMason

      MyNameIsMason

      I don't know about all mods.

    3. __Clocky

      __Clocky

      I'm just waiting for the Lord's High School @Slorbin

    4. Kiiwi

      Kiiwi

      My favorite halfling player!! <3 I miss you Josie.. (Its Dana/KawaiiAlice btw c:)

       

  13. Why aren't humans shelved yet? We're all humans in real life and races with actual FLAVOR are getting shelved for iNaCtiViTy while humans get to stay so ppl can live out their fantasy of beating their wives irp :(

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    2. __Clocky

      __Clocky

      Based overdose based overdose

    3. Valannor

      Valannor

      That's it, shelve all races and let us play exclusively Aengudaemons

    4. Notic

      Notic

      No more lore for anybody. We're banning all humans, dwarves, halflings and elves.

       

      Wonk School RP Time

  14. +1 Don't stop a race that you would have fun playing from being made just because you think it ~might~ die off. I would relive MANY of my good experiences even if they had tragic endings. Also maybe just play the race and it won't be an issue? lol. Also shelve humans.
  15. ^Rio posing for their year-book photo. Say yeast! *Snap* Rio embodies strawberry bread because pink. Pros: -Strawberries are the best berry, right next to raspberries. -Is sweet in bread context -Nommy af Cons: -Diabetes -Looks like they oppress poor people
  16. Y'know what? I'm gonna say it. It's time to shelve humans.

    Edited by Butterpotato02
    1. Potatatoes

      Potatatoes

      they're too op. If you don't like the character line you have you can just nuke them without consequence of losing a magic which you spent half of a f***ing year tiering up in.

    2. Notic

      Notic

      I stand by this.

  17. lol why are y'all changing halfling lore without playing halflings?  I'm not out here changing high elf lore please stay in your lane 

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      finna change human lore and make 'em all 2 feet tall now if this is how the server works now

  18. ^A picture of Spoons staying organized with their Toast-It notes. Spoons is the crouton because croutons are nommy. Pros: -Can eat in handfulls -Excellent snack for the financial struggle -Cronchy -The only part of a salad worth eating Cons: -Will kidnap your family for no reason
  19. ^You bread my mind Mason! Here's a portrait I made of you. Mason is cornbread and you cannot tell me otherwise. Pros: -Corny -Easy to make -Tastes pretty good Cons: -Corny -Can be hard to swallow ^I'm on a roll with these bread puns, Dev. Here's your yearbook photo! Dev embodies the croissant because croissants are magical and so is Dev! Pros: -May contain chocolate! -Light and fluffy! -Will make you seem ~fancy~ Cons: -A lil flaky but it's okay -Expensive
  20. ^A real photo of Latte that I took yeast-erday. Latte embodies turtle bread because turtles are cute and bread is cute! Pros: -Loved by all -Smol -Thoughtful af Cons: -Hard to eat because I don't want to kill lil turtles -Beady eyes that will stare into the depths of your soul ^A picture of Shoalstone getting popped by a boar. Butter luck next time! Shoalstone embodies the belgian waffle which I have now classified as a bread! Pros: -Sweet and fluffy! -Easily customizable and ~very~ interesting -PRETTY -Better than pancakes, which are not bread Cons: -Capable of murder
  21. ^A real picture of Sunny thinking my bread puns have grown stale. Sunny embodies cheesy breadsticks because I vibe with cheesy breadsticks! Pros: -Business on the outside, party on the inside -Kinda cheesy -Very satifsying Cons: -Sold at Pizza Hut -Incapable of loving the lactose intolerant
  22. ^Here is a picture of RogueChaotic rising to the occasion. RogueChaotic got biscotti because I said so! Pros: -May contain chocolate! -~Fancy~ -Offered in a wide variety of different styles/flavors! Cons: -Hard to bite into sometimes -Could potentially kill somebody with a nut allergy
  23. ^A photo of Frill at their latest child crustody hearing post-divorce. Frill embodies the communion wafer! Pros: -A symbol of religion, sometimes -Jesus skin -Skinny legend Cons: -Caution: May ruin fun for the girls and gays!
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