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LoTC Shitposts Day 1
Urguana:
"There be a rare type of iguana 'round these parts. T'is only found in Urguan. T'is called the Urguana, a mythical beast which lives beneath the deepest depths of the city of Urguan. Back in the day, us dwed went too deep in t’e mines and came across the beast. It chased us out of the mines an’ reclaimed the depths as its ‘ome.
LoTC Shitposts Day 2
Dwarven Moles:
Imagine saying "AT ARMS!", followed by the sound of tunneling, dwarves popped out of the ground bearing weapons and fully armored. "Aye aye!" like a bunch of moles.