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warlord of filth

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  1. @Dylwhy do I get a warn and he doesn’t bro that’s just not cool dude erm awkward
  2. #1 fav beatles song start to finish if you could go back in time and change one LoTC historical event, what would you change and how do you think it’d change the server in character? favorite Morrowind moment / quest? if you had full creative control over the greater narrative of the server, what is something you would introduce or an eventline you would start? fav memory w/ me :3
  3. do dwarves and halflings identify as midgets irl
  4. Thomas Talbot slices into a head of lettuce with glee! Suddenly, he has an epiphany.
  5. romance rp is the leading cause of 99.99% “weirdo” and “erm awkward” events on lord of the craft. without romance rp and the implementation of stork lore, an entire generation would be saved. save for me, for I enjoy kissing my homies @milksodaand @JoanOfArcon the mouth, before, during, and after bed time.
  6. all im sayin is it takes a man to know what a man wants am i right fellas @milksoda @Islamadon@Reckless Banzai Screamer@wowj @Abeam @megavolter @femurlord@Privet @Shorsand @JoanOfArc
  7. just got my pension from dingo inc — thanks ! @ScreamingDingo

  8. sarji give donation for minecraft sarjjiiii send Bob for craft game sarji yes yes 

    1. Harold

      Harold

      so wise

    2. squakhawk

      squakhawk

      the heerozero - breeni $20 incident

    3. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      please do the good thing

  9. “What point of wife if little baby come from Cloud Temple Stork? You want headache, bash head with rock, far cheaper.” commented Gunter von Leichenberg in passing.
  10. if you have the same character for 8 years you have attachment issues -t. human fighter rper
  11. Saint King Caius does a :D face and blesses Brother Odo with a fat red nose.
  12. don’t buy any unripe bananas yeaahhh because you won’t live to dev em
  13. The following research has been bought and paid for by Braecorps: We put the Brae in Braevos! Regulus Mane: A name that has become synonymous with nine points of discovery. The average Almarican (now collectively known as Braevosi) may attribute our spelunking and later marine travel (really quite narratively confusing) to this singular man. We here at Braecorps are here to educate the lowest common denominator... You! Ever since our inception, when the great board was assembled upon mountains of gravel that exist over the ley-lines in the center of the universe, Du Loc, we had sent Braecorps sales personnel across the world to ensure our customers' needs were met. This customer service consisted of (but was not limited to) Almaris front-to-back, the horrendous Mori civilization beneath our very feet (Note: We are not at liberty to say what we did and did not know concerning the invasion of our continent, countless death and destruction, looting, slavery, and refugee crisis that ensued. If any other questions are pushed, you are directed to the Braecorps Legal Department, ran by Gib Garak, who is currently on an extended stay vacation for the next several years. Thank you for your understanding.), otherworldly dimensions that can only be described as schizophrenic, and finally... Braevos! Yes, dear readers and consumers of Braecorps products worldwide, you are reading that correctly. Quentin Brae himself was apart of a special customer outreach program that targetted completely otherwise uninhabited lands. Now, you may be wondering, if Quentin Brae was the true explorer that had discovered Braevos, then how did this Regulus Mane figure come about? We can tell you, for here at Braecorps, honesty is a dish best served with a side of Braefries and a McBrae Burger. Regulus Mane is an invention of the Azdrazi-Ireheart-Dwarven-Gibber-Vampire conspiracy to converup and invalidate the Braecorps funded expedition to Braevos. Examining this made-up figures name first and foremost, nobody, and I mean nobody, is named Regulus. Additionally, Mane? We had scowered the records in Vienne, and there was no mention of a Mane family, only a Man: A man that didn't exist. Regulus Mane was completely made up by enemies of Braecorps to tarnish our discovery for all living beings. I ask you, dear reader, if Braecorps did not discover Braevos, then why is it called Braevos? Below is an excerpt of Quentin Brae's expedition to Braevos: Restored from its original stolen state. Quentin Brae came from royal beginnings in a land known as Almaris. Hailing from the city of Providence DU LOC, Quentin Brae faced no challenges. He was raised by his grandparents wolves until he devoured their essence. Quentin Brae spent the majority of his life as Lord of Du Loc and King of Adunia in the bustling city of Du Loc. His adventurous spirit and love for alcohol led him to seek thrilling sailing experiences. However, the tides of fate took a tumultuous turn when the great gravel pyramid disappeared and he was forced to battle the time pig in telepathic combat. Quentin's resilience tested the very fabric of fate. In the year 98 one fateful day, Quentin Brae decided Almaris was too small a scope for Braecorps, and navigated through the ocean with only a bundle of twigs. Quentin Brae's ship landed ashore the uncharted lands. With a spirit still ablaze with curiosity, he embarked on a grand expedition, traversing diverse landscapes that included majestic fjords, snow-capped peaks, foreboding dark forests, treacherous volcanic wastes, scorching deserts, and vibrant savannas. He marveled at magnificent arches, witnessing the wonders that lay hidden in these new lands. Yet, amidst his wanderings, Quentin yearned for expansion. He decided to settle down, constructing a Braemart that he could call his own. In this serene sanctuary, he found the expansion he had saught for. Braecorps had saved the Almaricans yet again. Time passed, and in the year 130, at the age of 82, Regulus Mane departed from the mortal realm. Alone in his cabin, he peacefully bid farewell to the world he had come to know. His legacy lived on in the map of his intrepid explorations, his unwavering resilience, and the quiet fulfillment he discovered in the embrace of solitude. Regulus Mane had left small reminders upon the lands that marked his travels he would never know if anyone would learn of his experience.
  14. the figura revolution and it’s consequences of looking out of place 

    1. Borin

      Borin

      on the one hand i wanna be cool like everyone else

      on the other hand i cant be bothered to look cool and if i cant see their cool stuff the cool stuff doesnt really exist

    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer
    3. warlord of filth

      warlord of filth

      no because then i couldn’t pay for Minecraft 

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