warlord of filth

Thomas Talbot overheard the Wick, offering him a spare board and a handful of nails. ”Nobody thinks like you my friend, they get involved with wars without thinking of the cost on the populace! No, they get involved in these wars for clicks and fortune! For claims of war! They don’t care about the story nor the very nature of the conflict itself, they determine conflicts purely through discordant notes rang in their heads! Nothing is real, this is all FAKE!”

easiest way to fix voidal magic is a lobotomy

[!] The contents of this letter are visible only to the eyes of the Arch-Lector of the Flaming Covenant Cohort: delivered under the midst of the night in a filthy parcel filled with various vials of whale oil. The Dodaitose Whaling Guild Parts Unknown From: Romulus Graham To: Danzen of Dodaitose Subj: WHALE FAT SHIPMENT My brother, A large shipment of whale fat is being partitioned to head your way. The harvests this year have been ripe: Whale bones for traditional charms, and the fat to be used for fuel, butter… All the sorts. Father and mother have fallen ill: Among them, our brothers and sisters get sicker by the day. The wood of our house rots, but our business must endure, even if we have an off season. I wish you well in the coming storms brother. Though it is turbulent, we will prevail. Light always shines even through the darkest nights. [!] It becomes increasingly obvious that the parchment is peeling, a message inside of a message: the second layer makes itself known to the reader as the thin exterior sheds like skin from a lizard.

i would rather not talk like a meth head from skid row playing chubby bunny with a pair of old socks filled with glass and i cbf to learn about da brappah orkz also can’t decide if they want to be knock off mordor, Warcraft orcs, greenskins…. finally, orkz as a nation or society almost always devolves into a PVPer banana republic or just a non inclusive, unappealing mass. they would do much better following the ELDER SCROLLS example and establishing lair-like strongholds where they held themselves to a strict honor code or w/e, same with being nomadic. could even make a story of orcs dying out rather than larping in cities and deciding if ur a war nation or a weed nation

[!] A lengthy parchment, so lengthy that it curls and folds upon the floor as it lays spraweled on the stone walls like a banner is hung up several times in the Hold of Khron'Hundmar HO THERE! You're probably wondering who be scribing this, well it is none other than BOONE MINEPLENTY. That's right, we keep coming from the stone: The mines breed us, we rise from the earth like a wicked rash upon your bare butt. GET SOME OINTMENT. But that doesn't matter, that is not the news that I bring. I sent this letter upon me little oinker, Olly, to deliver to the Fortress. I haven't met many of yew, NOR did I even begin to become reacquainted with my kin since the GREAT walk to the Hills... But I have not been lazy, or idle, and I have been drinking! THE GREEDSTINCT, blessed to me CLAN from none other than GRIMDUGAN has pointed my nose upwards, not down, upon this Stone Day. It troubled me, what was above, other than nothing? If I could catch Diamonds with a net, lad, I'd be swingin' the air faster than a tuna catcher! I SNIFFED! A GREAT event come lads! We been thinkin' about this WRONG! The Motherload may be bellow our feet... BUT THE COSMIC MOTHERLOAD IS ABOVE! BY MY BEARDS HONOR, THE COSMIC MOTHERLOAD COMES FROM THE STARS. I BECKON YE, MY KIN, TO HELP CONSTRUCT GRIMDUGAN'S LADDER, TO CATCH IT! Seek me out in the frozen wastes lads, I must set up camp: Get a good chart goin' of the Stars beyond: we're goin' up! KEEP YOUR NOSE TO THE SKY!

entire map isn't a desert or winter wasteland? no thanks in reality this probably has more thought put into it than the past 4 lotc maps and if map devs were smart they'd work smarter not harder and just snipe this so we aren't stuck on the cancer of almaris for another year.

Lord Joe Fishy, son of Joe Fishy, arrives on the shore unscathed.

Art by Zoltan "Z" Hegedus John Cobblestone woke up and ate some dried meats. He had not a clue the events laid out by the stars alone that were to come. Munch, munch, munch, munch. Perhaps devastation... Or something that would never effect him at all. Munch, munch, munch, munch. And so, ends the peasant's hunger.

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above posters need to think about this from the perspective of a noob and not as a player who knows where activity is and how the server is a noob who wanders and finds 5+ dead settlements with locked gates is barred from exploration and organic interest. if you turn around and tell them “well you didn’t know where to look” that’s a problem with the product not the player citizen doors should equal instant entrance to any raiding party larger than a group of 4 who rps having a small battering ram or a blasting potion. they’re stupid and have never made sense. seeing people zoom in through a set of tiny doors next to the giant gate is clown world. just keep the gate open.

y-yes boss back to work i go no more repfarming for me........ X3 /warp [redacted]cage Warped to [redacted]cage

if lotcs world was dynamic road rp would be worth it...... buttttt lotcs world is not dynamic enough to the point that road rp will ever be worth sacrificing players time as old as the server is, and as old as some of the playerbase is, i would expect the currency of time to be valued above all else. a lot of us are in college, have lives, jobs, etc (and ik someone below is going to subironically quote this section and go HAHA no we dont we play MINECRAFT so stfu noob) and honestly i cbf'd to run around settlement to settlement just to find rp, after 30 mins to an hour of searching for it during the time i log on oh and this isn't even addressing the thrilling rp you get when you're stopped on the roads and robbed into an 8 hour crp fight or alternatively get clicked to death which is the most epic char development you'll ever get omg ebin:DDDDD fast travels r the great equalizer, cause at least then you can efficiently find rp and not deal with wasting ur time edit: take away staffs ability to /warp and /tp for a month and you'll never hear about an lotc without fast travel again edit to the edit: made it big and red for emphasis

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the current harvest confederation's forest is better and more atmospheric than anything that has been on the server for the past 10 years :X i think high fantasy biomes are corny and never done well we should outsource map dev to one of those legitimately good PMC world painters instead of shittily doing everything in-house, lotcers buy aether vip for the worst donation perks ive ever seen, getting a bunch of players to donate for a legitimately well-done map would be ez

im circle road pilled, CT directly in the middle of the map on a mountain ala throat of the world from skyrim with that, a roundabout 'kings' road type going around the entire map with branches inward and outward leading to settlements and stuff ((it doesnt have to be a perfect circle, but round in nature)) i didnt play on atlas or arcas but arcas' design looks p solid in terms of what id be looking for also next map dont split into two continents its a horrible idea that makes the map appear a lot bigger than it is, and separates players needlessly