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joey calabreeni

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  1. The Crow Chronicles, Volume IV

    Theo the Simple cannot read, however, he admires the crow. "Wish I 'ad a crow t' eat." he stated, munching on a piece of bread.
  2. hey gang

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    3. Dewper


      hey joey! its rumpo, please call me back. i miss you.


      -love honeydewper x

    4. Hero_Prodigy


      how u been joe!

  3. Map of Atlas

    can u make a coloring book irl
  4. If anyone could take away my et status on the forums that'd be good, thanks! 

  5. Caius, long friend of the High Elves from the days of the friendly Sohaer in the Westerlands, catches wind of Sohaer Cenwall's reaction. Due to his free time, he took up the art of painting and quickly mails him one of his newest pieces, hopefully a new addition to the Silver Citadel!
  6. Caius mulls over the brief but enlightening words Mauer had shared with him earlier in the day.
  7. elves just let me rp skyrim please and thank you 

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    2. Treshure


      **no match for mere elven breath @joey calabreeni

    3. joey calabreeni

      joey calabreeni




      all apart of my plan to get more rep, coinciding with the release of skyrim vr, coming out this November 17th on playstation vr



    4. devvy


      anything for you bestie

  8. May Godfrey guide you. Always.

    Should you find yourself on the road to Marna, a certain voice may echo through the Apostolic Kingdom. "Godfrey the mighty! Godfrey the unerring! Godfrey the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!" "But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Godfrey Horen, born of Renatus, where my breath is long spring. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Purple Legions, for I love you." "Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Godfrey cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Oren! The future of our world! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Godfrey is the true patron of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the Seven Skies with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they spread their faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does man do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! Men subconsciously enforces the will of the Dominion! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of Horen! Rise up, men! Embrace the word of mighty Godfrey, he who is both man and Divine!" "For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the Seven Skies and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Atlas! Forever! Terrible and powerful Creator! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended, you walked among us, great Godfrey, not as exalted, but as man!" "Trust in me Senntisten! Trust in the words of Hackett! For I am the chosen of Godfrey! I alone have been anointed by God to spread his holy word!"
  9. [SA] [Transfiguration] BlauSchlumpf

    No lollygaggin'.
  10. Haensetian Mage's College

    "Watching. Always watching."
  11. thank you @Space for providing the map, will help a lot with my event planning.

  12. Forum Team New Years Update

    *winks at mitto, seductively
  13. ET Update Log - December

  14. The Breeni Event Team Dream Current Username: calabreeni Discord: calabreeni#9104 Timezone(s) you mainly play: Central Standard Time (CST) What group/nation do you consider to be your main?: The Apostolistic Kingdom of Marna, Humans in general. Have you held a staff position before?: Negative. Do you currently hold a staff position?: Negative. Do you plan on applying for other staff positions?: Negative. Have you ever been banned before? If so, how long ago and what reason?: I’ve been banned twice, once for X Raying back in Vailor and once over the summer for reaching ten warning points on the forums. What style of events do you feel you enjoy creating? (Low Fantasy, High Fantasy, Quests, Dungeons, etc.): With events you are required to have variety. Every single one of my events can’t be a tongue in cheek World of Warcraft parody, else it’d get old fast. You have to be on your feet and cater to the group that you want to entertain and provide development for. Style wise, I can range from the tongue in cheek exclamation mark above the head farmer asking for boar hide, or a mysterious and mystical story revolving around an unknown stranger. I like continuation, direct or not, so events that I create will likely criss cross with others; or be related in someway. List three factors you feel play a part in a quality event and expand upon them: Big Money- Make each event feel exclusive. You want to help these players develop their characters and tell stories. Make each event a VIP, suit and tie, event that forces players to bring their A game (Even if that VIP event has more than you expected attending! RSVPS begone!) Big Women- An event really has to wow you, right out the gates. Be it a surprise start that really grabs the player, or a suspenseful build up: If you don’t get a players attention and you make them feel forced to take part in your event, rather than organically participating, then you’re failing in your role as an event team member. Big Fun- Have fun with it. The moment the Event Team Member begins to think of an event as a chore is the moment they’ve failed. Both sides need to be enjoying themselves, win or lose. Which member(s) of the team would you attempt to emulate and why?: Don’t really want to emulate anyone, copy catting is no fun. I do look up to several members however. Skylez- Extremely professional individual who knows how to alter his event style to fit the needs of a certain group. From light hearted to epics, Skylez is versatile and ready to change his events at a moments notice to allow for breathing room. I really enjoyed every event he held for us at Clownetkoski and know him to be a great writer. Ang- Ang was one of the largest help to me when I was running the Westerlands. He allowed for my ideas to be expanded on and even tried out (along with Skylez!). Despite any rough bumps, we always worked through it and he really offered a helping hand to a nation that wanted to try something new. Drfate- I genuinely enjoy reading his various ideas and threads. Some might be absurd but at least its fresh and new. Provide three event scenarios, in total, of the style(s) you listed above: A gambler that shows his hand is a loser. I’ll provide some brief event ideas for ya, everything I said about the intricacies can be seen above. The Atlas Wrestling Federation Fliers, posted across the new world of Atlas: A band of alleged Sports Entertainers that mean to appeal to the masses through a championship tournament. Advertised as pure and vintage Vandorian Wrestling, the AWF means to test the mettle of contestants in the most natural of combat: Inside the Squared Circle. Players would be allowed to participate or watch in an absurd wrestling competition. A recurring event with a variety of strange characters, who will truly be the AWF Champion? Manbrick’s Wife A lone Orc stands silently outside his home, a small hut surrounded by similar small huts. A bright yellow exclamation mark appears above his head: He is nonetheless ignorant of it. Upon walking up to him, the player is handed a book with predetermined text. From then, they are to accept or deny the quest. They will be led on a cross Atlas quest for Manbrick’s Wife: With some gold or even a new pair of boots at the end! The Bardic Knight A peculiar knight donning the tabard of a music note rests in a tavern. He says he requires a “band” of individuals for the ultimate quest of Rock and Roll. Should an acceptable band audition for Sir Rocksalot, he will lead them on a tour of Atlas to eventually uncover the sacred shredding Axe of Ibless: A lute so powerful it can melt the faces off any fan. The group will be given several choices throughout the journey, should they wish to aid the knight further. Why do you wish to become an ET Actor Member?: I’ve really always wanted to become an ET but my staff blacklist kinda stifled it. With that being lifted, I don’t really see any reason why not to pursue the role. I’ve plenty of ideas to work with. The new map coming out has added twenty more to the bag. What strengths would you bring to the team?: If you want a creative individual who summoned an entire nation eventline from his pockets, you’ve got your guy. I’ve been on the server for quite a bit now and generally now how things work. I’ve also made quite a bit of acquaintances on the server. Besides that, I have a knack for coming up with a variety of ideas quick. Improvisation is key. What are your weaknesses?: My forum history and blatant disregard for a filter concerning the forum space. Despite a brief beef with a player which resulted in my content moderation (which has thus been lifted), I’ve been pretty tame on what I post. Aside from the occasional clownpost, I think I’ve improved. Besides that, I like to run at my own pace. I’m not on the server every single day and don’t plan to be. I’m not gonna make this a job without pay. I’m doing this to provide fun for the players on the server and myself, not volunteer for a roleplay shelter. How much time could you give to this position in the foreseeable future?: Despite work, social gatherings, and school: I find a lot of downtime still. I’ll apply myself when I can, and provide writing material for other event team members if I can’t get online.
  15. [Accepted] [Interviewed][Pending][Actor] calabreeni

    T̞̪̭͍͢ͅo e҉v̨̰e͓̗̥̯͖̥͙r͠yt͍̮̥͙́h͎̻̯̤̼i͈̲͓̪͚͞ṋ̲̻͢ͅg̮̺͔̮̯̲ ̱̭̠̳͍̝͠y̸̼͙̜o̻͇̞̯̯u͇͓̳ ̙͉̟w̢̭a̜̰̱n̥̹̟͖͇̜̬͞t̨̹,̠͇̩͈͘ e̶͈̗̘̳̦v̗̠̣̳̣̫e҉̯͍̹̘̼̩r͔̣̝͈̦ͅ ͏̱d͇͡i̩̪͍̼͕͠d̟͍ ̼̠̫͚͚͈ͅw̱̼̮͚̣̜͟a͏̙̪̞͙n̠̹̥̦͟ͅt̟́ ͍̙̺̺͚͎ͅ ͚̹̙̖͍͎W͔̼͡e͖̗ ̭̜͔͔̗͚̙g̺͚͇̙o̬̜͈t̢̯̰͈͎̤ ̮̩͉̞͎̘̙i̖̫̮̕t̨ ̞̭͈̤̣̭w̠͎͚̘̫̬͢hy̖̲͚̱͢ ̰̤̳̝̬̮͡ͅn̜o̖̜̜t̳̺̝͝ ̛̪̘̮̫̙̩̮c̞̰̰̳̬͟o҉̫̘̟̰͍͙m̵e̷͙͚͕ ̥̳g͖̯̳̪͔̞̪e̤͓ţ͉ i҉t̝͕͉̩̙,̢̻̮ ̗͓̝s̫̰̘͓̺t̡̰̤i̭̩̲̱͎c̺̣̖̜k ̛̲͕y̝ơ̼ù̟̯̖͔̝̫ͅr̴͖͙̥ ̕h̜̰̮̥͉ȩ̞̞̪͍̞͕̯à̺̼̜̤̳̻̻d̹͔̱͎̙͜ ̰͉͍̀i̙͙̳̞n̮̝̫̗ ͘th̗͎̹͘ḁ̙t̖̳̻̱͠ͅ ͚̳̣̼͉͟h̥͕̹̘̝͙̗ol̞͓̪͉͚e͍ ͍̻͖̠̬̹̦ ̟̤͚̠̤A͎̪͉̯̳̬̱n͍͎̲͎̤d͕̙̭ͅ ̻͇̲̞͈w̺̹͙̘̞̠̮͘a̫̱̣̯͝t͚͍͈c̲̜͇ẖ̣͇̭͎̦ ̟͍̫m̟e̻̭̼̻̣͜ ͙̼d͎r̵͖̻̰o̙̠͎̳̟p ͟t͞hi̤̜̠s̷͙̳̯̼̗͚̰ ̻̲̖̼̲͕̤c̯̀ọ̗̘̜l̫͓̺̩͜d ̢̞͖g̬ṵ̵̱͙̖͖̰il҉̺̦̗̪͔l̦͢o̤̩̫͕̥̬̟t̗̻̹̩i̱̝n̷̰̮̥e͘ ̜̳ḍ̭͖̹ͅͅe̬a͇͟t̵̤̳͈͓̠̹h̟ ̪̯̥͙͓̞s҉͓͔͔͉̙e̞̦̘̝̙n͔̝̦̫͕͉͚t̥̫̮̜̘̫͞e͙n̰͇̙̺͕̰c̝̼̤͔̹̣ͅe͍̯̕ ̟̤͜-̨͙͖ ͅy̕a̶̯͓h̡̗
  16. [Denied] [Interviewed][Pending][Actor] Temp

    probably one of the biggest assets to the wlands eventline that didn't have a greentag. +1
  17. hey @Space im no longer content moderated check it out 

    1. Space



      i'm sorry i meant congrats that was rude for no reason how's it going

    2. joey calabreeni

      joey calabreeni

      good how was your day

    3. Space


      had a good last night so my day was lazy!!!

  18. [Your View] Freebuild

    tbh james is right, if anything this should push nations to try a little harder. from what i've seen, most just feel entitled to activity because they're a nation. thats not really how it works. these massive builds get old fast; lotc players are fickle. nations not willing to try and actively keep players is piss poor. for this i support the free market and freebuild. nations should start to get their empty cities revoked for inactivity if u ask me!
  19. what are rules concerning conquering free build **** towns and destroying them 

    1. thankyousalvini


      you started off in a cute little teutonic freebuild town

  20. [Accepted] [Trial]Harolds 6.0 Helping Hand

    dont see why not