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  1. here it comes..

  2. can’t believe king aleksandr being cancelled rn…

  3. HOUGHJHJHHHH OUGHHHHH ECHHHEHCHHHH

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    2. Borin

      Borin

      literally me

    3. TreeSmoothie

      TreeSmoothie

      by god he's taking damage from the sun

    4. RaiderBlue

      RaiderBlue

      They don't know this is just a side effect of witnessing Fin Dam Fooms powers.

  4. lore subforum is now up at the top instead of being buried in the middle of nowhere 😊

    1. Borin

      Borin

      *nerd emoji*

    2. Greehn

      Greehn

      do you want me to sing you happy birthday squakhawK/?

  5. GET LAND AND LEAD ROLEPLAY? 

    MAKE NEW REALM? ✔️

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    2. Morigung-oog

      Morigung-oog

      RP is hella splintered. Imagine spending an hour walking between settlements to search for RP. Massive cull of inactive settlements is needed as well as taking a closer look at the vouching system for realms/lairs.

       

      Unify the high elves, unify the humans more, merge the druid settlements because apparently everyone wants to be a special snowflake with their own inactive mineman pretend block city.

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      It wouldn't matter how many realms existed if they were geographically concentrated. Let's say there's a hypothetical rule that all realms* must be placed within 2-3 tiles of two existing nations.

      *(or all nations of a certain descendant race, or "theme" of rp like low/high fantasy or whatever - you could create arbitrary "hubs" as long as you minimize sprawl) 

       

      You no longer need to make the choice of "what nation do I go to?" The map has made it impossible for you to choose wrong. You go towards one nation at random, and you end up in render distance of all of them. Maybe you pass a roadside tavern or an outpost of one nation. You see players travelling on the roads between towns, for trade or warfare. More nations (settlements) in a smaller area would actually make the map feel less splintered.

       

      It absolutely boggles my mind the way human nations are split up at least 3 ways between different soul pillar hubs. The problem isn't that there are too many of them per se, but that they are literally decentralized. The trip from Balian to Haense to Aaun takes you halfway across a continent. 

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      why did it double post

      :(

  6. GUYS I HAVE INFORMATION THAT WILL INDICT THE60TH AND THE MOD T-

     

    USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

    1. rukio

      rukio

      Hey bro leave 60th out of this....okay bro?!

    2. Nug

      Nug

      another display of violence from the mod hegemony......... im calling my lawyers 

    3. Sarven

      Sarven

      Its joever...

  7. anyone who vagueposts in status updates im gonna ban from status updates unless i am in on the goss, this is serious, i am not joking

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    2. Nug
    3. Lojo613

      Lojo613

      he doesnt know that there is someone who is still suffering for the sins of the last regime. . .

    4. DrakeHaze.
  8. The Silent Valley maplore has been updated to keep up to date with current events 😊

    Read all about it here. More updates to come as the eventline progresses...

     

    1. TheosVult

      TheosVult

      Godan I love lore

      Question Squawk: Wouldn't it be cool if everything someone stepped into a region with lore, a link to the lore posts appeared in their chat?

      I think this would help people feel immersed when they just stumble upon a region while traveling and can read up on the ambience of the place and the sounds and stuff.

       

      As much as I love diving into lore posts, one can't always find a region and search up the appropriate maplore for their character to react accordingly and feel IMMERSED.

      Hope it wouldn't require too much tech stuff to do that!

       

       

    2. Tabby64

      Tabby64

      Is there a way to go to these events/know when they are or are they for only certain nations?

    3. subatomic
  9. thank you to everyone who could come to the meet 😊sorry i got a little wordy with some of the answers... Plz take a look at the traveller video if you missed it! 

     

    We'll make sure to record these in the future.

    1. AnimeWolf0080

      AnimeWolf0080

      Thank you for hosting the meeting.

    2. Neviah

      Neviah

      Thanks Squak

  10. @itdontmattaPiano fell on my head and broke both my legs, I'll never walk again. Why would you do this? Not gonna be voting for you in 2024.

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer
    2. Nug

      Nug

      can i have your legs

    3. Spoopy_Duck

      Spoopy_Duck

      why would itdontmatta do this?

  11. its a good day to know people dont know anything the st dont want public

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    2. Nowak

      Nowak

      Can I Know the secret my friend?

    3. ColonelKuehl1

      ColonelKuehl1

      We shall all know the truth soon, whatever it is.

    4. Pinks

      Pinks

      You are hiding something.. and its my job to figure it out

      [insert emo wolf howling at the moon here]

  12. thoughts on administrator kaiju battles where u get like haelun'or llir and adria itdontmatta in like a head 2 head 

     

    also vaults r done im waiting on ~30 enchants to be fixed for active players and the remaining 40 are inactive/banned players im in the midst of mopping up i'll have the coolest fuckin infographics ever i got so much data ill have it posted prob tomor or the day after once i get all these enchants wrapped up

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    2. Fimlin

      Fimlin

      adria would just be a wet dog missing a foot

    3. sam33497

      sam33497

      I can't wait to see the vault stats so myself and other armchair lore discussers have a new talking point for the next 3 months.

    4. itdontmatta
  13. halfway done with vaults
    neat useless stats:


    -people with a username starting with C are most likely to have something taken from their vaults


    -people with a

    username starting with a number are the least likely to have something taken from their vaults


    -there were 1225 vaults submitted (which are being reviewed in completely random nonparticular order)


    -the most ubiquitous ST material being taken through is Lightstones, which are 30 units ahead of any other individual material


    -the least ubiquitous ST material being taken through is Argentum, with only 1 unit so far (even fewer than carb!)


    -The most commonly confiscated items are (in no particular order)
    -Alchemy Shears
    -Quietus Crystals
    -Lockpicks/Boltcutters
    -Aidencoin
    -Pre-nerf Tanglefoot potions

     -The most common potion being brought over is Arctic Mists which make up 2/3rds of brought-over potions, with close seconds being Fortitude Oil, Blasting Potions, and Hound's Howl

    -The most common magic items being brought over are voidal enchantments (Most specifically, a close tie of Air/Water evocation). Mysticism, Bloodmagic, and Paladinism are the leading three behind these two.

     

    -The most common prosthetic is Animii prosthetics by a large margin

    -Only 4 errors have been made (and corrected) of 615 vaults reviewed with an error percent of .65

     

    -There has only been 2 illegal nexus/athera items discovered, compared to last map's ~30/40

     

    -An estimated ~2-5% of people who have vaulted items have still not logged in to the new map

     

    -The race with the most cultural/national artefacts stored is Humanity, which scores for more than any other race combined

     

    -Only two RemeronPrime(tm) ST-IOU have been found, only one of which is being redeemed

    -A shocking amount of people stored just monk bread and potatoes

     

    -I have seen only 3 or 4 Conjuration Jing in vaults

    -I have seen only 2 or 3 items with the Notable Relic tag on them

     

    -Of the 143 accepted MArts, excluding MArt characters or MArt non-items, only 20 MArts have shown up so far. Of these, The Onyx Oculi (133) is the most present with only 6 of 13 Oculi present. 

     

    -The oldest MArt present is MArt 4, which has been around since early Atlas!

     

    -The strangest item I have seen is "Fox testicles". Please don't make these items.

     

    -I have seen only one player-signed item which has broken lore (Stating the item is made of Carbarum).

     

    -The average review time for a vault is ~50 seconds. Voidal enchants or errors in items (alch shears, thieves items, etc.) extend this timer to about 90 seconds.

     

    -Only 1 Admin has had their vault reviewed, and less than 10 of any given Staff Team's members.

     

    -The most commonly brought over items are;

    -Alcohol

    -Mass-market shop items (mostly swords, crossbows, and jewelry)

    -Sentimental items such as notes, wedding rings, pictures, etc.

    -Messages/items signed by friends of other players (friend cookies, friend potatoes, nicely written OOC notes/letters, etc.)

     

    -I have seen no Sorvian/Anthroparion signed-items at all during Vaults

     

    -I have only found one item that mentions the vault is under vault review (it was very nice thank you :) )

     

    -Of all vault messages sent, 99.6% of them are "Happy Roleplaying!". The notable exceptions are when I fuck up the copy paste and send someone a meme I meant to send to someone else. This is a meme I sent to someone by accident. sorry...

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    I'll post these stats and more once I'm done with vaults. have a great day!

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    2. Gamma

      Gamma

      ...ඞ

    3. megavoltar

      megavoltar

      Oh, hey, I remember my exception to the vault messages, it was a comment about the several decapitated heads of Leowarrior I had

    4. subatomic

      subatomic

      @IslamadonDidnt u dump ur life savings into aidencoin 

  14. Braevosi rise up. less than 24h until gaming.

    1. The King Of The Moon

      The King Of The Moon

      Imma be so smug in 4 hours

    2. The King Of The Moon

      The King Of The Moon

      Man officially lied? @squakhawk?? See you in court

    3. squakhawk
  15. "It wasnt that big a deal, get over it"
    me 7 years, 10 months, and 5 days later: 😭

  16. watching @tasty_cheesecakekill morghuul on the smp was like cain and abel

  17. who tryna be the scorpion to my frog

  18. lore tab finally placed at the top of the forum bar with links to the newly published new player lore (lore guides) :3

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    2. Morigung-oog

      Morigung-oog

      Godbless. Most players don’t even know about Aeos and Eos, and I requested an explanation of the world’s makeup in Islamadon’s post. Timing couldn’t be better.

    3. Nug

      Nug

      help? i cant find the sexy cat boy lore?

    4. sam33497

      sam33497

      super nice

  19. rep ratio is about to tank, but $HAWK will moon. buy early.

    1. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      youll get ten rep per post you absolute *****

    2. Werew0lf

      Werew0lf

      my rep is up

    3. Borin

      Borin

      cringe gif pfp gtfo

  20. Updated the lore forum/subforums, should be much more clean and easy to navigate/use from the front page. Removed a lot of redundant links and made lore applications an easier category to see. Also removed loregames/activity trial references on apps to be less nonsense on the screen.

  21. tech team on top again
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  22. dont drink the tapwater today something is going around

    1. Gnomeh

      Gnomeh

      I accidentally drunk some O.o

  23. the ah poll being neck and neck is nervewracking bros

    Wish I could have a Super@Heeroright now to really save my day.. 

    1. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      To get the real answer you'll need to do follow-up poll and just run the 2 highest voted options, for real tho

    2. Hiebe

      Hiebe

      Ranked voting is based

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