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  1. Another great idea stolen from the blackman(eokamaster) by the whiteman
  2. Cracka'Lak would grunt and stop reading the missive after reading the words reverence towards the canonist god
  3. A Orc would wonder why on the long trek from Balian they would expect fortifications not to be made
  4. A gray Ruric cackles to himself about Norland of all nations calling another nation a bandit nation. He'd sigh about the state of his home country and his now weak-willed country-men before crumpling up the missive and tossing it away
  5. Don't worry guys two more hours and the warclaims on the 60ths on it!

  6. you WILL put in 20 hours a week so you can attend the shittiest lag warclaims

    1. lemonke

      lemonke

      YOU WILL HAVE FUN.

    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      fr though, the lag wasnt bad at all i felt. there was a good 5 years warclaims were actual lag shit shows but the last few have been a whole lot better

  7. is there a swamp on the map point me towards it

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      west of Nor'velyth south west of the map

    2. Tigergiri

      Tigergiri

      You are the swamp. Be the swamp 

  8. Grubsnakh the Olog promptly rips up his copy, being unable to comprehend it at all
  9. thought this was gonna be a forum game. Culture is dead. Seems fun though!
  10. you WILL not have fun on my forums!!! you WILL consult the 400 page rule lawyer post on how to specifically word your post!!!
  11. NOOOOO!!! MY HECKIN 200 WORD CHAT GPT POST WAS DELETED!!!

  12. one mexican middle manager steps down another mexican middle manager steps up

    1. Tabby64

      Tabby64

      Who tf are you talking about old man

       

    2. Hunnic

      Hunnic

      who is the mexican middle manager stepping down and who is the mexican middle manager stepping up?

  13. Where do I apply for a rating?

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    2. Jogdish_Argamesh

      Jogdish_Argamesh

      [YOUR APPLICATION HAS BEEN SUBMITTED] @AnonymousAlexa

    3. Jogdish_Argamesh

      Jogdish_Argamesh

      [YOUR APPLICATION HAS BEEN ACCEPTED] @Brawms

    4. Jogdish_Argamesh

      Jogdish_Argamesh

      [YOUR APPLICATION HAS BEEN DENIED

       

      Reasoning: Ban report risk and/or moderation complaint 

       

       

      [APPEALABLE IMMEDIATELY]

       

      @AnonymousAlexa

  14. Establishment of Divisions 10th of the Amber Cold, 138 S.A. Issued and Confirmed by Head-Tavern owner Ross Mudd To the established patrons and epic Brawm bannermen, With the ever-growing size of our organization do we find it necessary to establish divisions within our company. John “The Savant '' although his brain bears many wrinkles, and holds much wisdom is only capable of so much on his lonesome. From henceforth, there will be three divisions within the company, each consisting of ten-men. The first will be the Dirty Dogs, led by Loudmouth Thonar. The second will be the Black Brawms, led by Known-Sadist Vithor. The third and most elite will be the cheese squad, led by John “The Savant”. Signed, Ross Mudd
  15. MFW Norland has a higher pvp to crp encounter ratio then Ferrymen MFW Ferrymen came 2 pvp crp because there out numbered by like five crp for three hours then choose to leave and void rather than PVP LOL
  16. Now I have become Ferrymen, the CRPers of bandits

  17. ARCHIE MARENO VERSUS EARNEST ENDYRL 16th of the Amber’s Cold, 136 SA Brawm’s BBQ and Beer tavern is proud to have released another great bout, between Archie the Adrian and Earnest Endyrl! Today once more have we held a great battle, for the Brawm Brawl Barbequeumania™, Though not as exciting as our last, we at Brawm’s Barbeque and Beer have learned wise lessons! Representing, well nobody quite knew: the stammering yet strong, weak yet honorable, Earnest Endyrl holding nothing but his fists! His blackened skin, and pointy ears a clear indication of his ancestry, his procession in the pit called for snickers and jeers from the crowd! And his opponent, acting on behalf of Adrian pride worldwide: a spoiled yet strong, bearded and brave, the noble of the name Archie Mareno! We’ve heard from our sources, this noble man is in some way affiliated with the infamous Ferrymen! His presence in the pit, rallied cheers and chants for his fight! However, best for last, our surprise fighter, acting on behalf of Krugmar and the crowd: the Targoth nobchoppa ‘eadsplitta, an avatar of war, his presence commanded a choreography of death in the pit! The massive gray uruk, with a muscular frame pulsating of raw strength beneath his leathery skin, a testament to the power of all Uruk-kind! The battle began slowly and boringly; the two fighters were readied in place, and it began with a charge from Endyrl the Earnest! Archie the Adrian traded blows with the kerr’, neither side faltering; it continued for a good hour or so, one could even see the cactus pit grow to full size! The crowd thinned and thinned as the two traded blows, when out of nowhere an axe blew into the pit by the side of Endyrl, though honorable, the fighter ignored it! The crowd became nothing but a thin breeze as the battle proceeded, before the massive uruk Nobchoppa ‘eadsplitta walked into the tavern, changing everything, many heads turned and gawked at his arrival! He drew two massive swords as let out a shattering war cry, before jumping into the frey! In quick maneuver did he revive the crowd, thrusting his sword into the abdomen of the elf, before then chopping his arm clean off! The crowd roared in excitement, this kind of entertainment is only received here at Brawm’s BBQ & Beer.The uruk then turned targeting Archie, it picked the man up, constricting him until he fell unconscious! A true lover’s fate! Archie lay comatose, Endyrl dismembered, Eadchoppa stood atop, his hide stained red. The crowd, of many humans and elves, cheered for the carnage that had unfolded! Then and there he was deemed the victor, of Barbequeumania™ And there we go, another great battle fought, and many new lessons learned! Another champion has arisen in the pits, Eadchoppa ‘eadsplitta! Will the Adrians bring retribution to Archie by defeating the Targoth? Will Eadchoppa be able to handle the Black Beast Balrog? Stay tuned once more for next stone week’s thrilling tournament, sign up while you still got time for the 500 minae prize! And don’t forget the daily pit fights that will take place between! No rules, No allegiances or grudges, just booze, brawls, and barbeque, all are welcome; come find us at Urguan! transcribed but not written by Ross Mudd Our Discord for more fights, and to see the schedules! https://discord.gg/vGcHvNHPRb
  18. 屠洪刚 中国功夫 THE BLACK BEAST VERSUS CHICKEN 15th of Sun’s Smile, 136 SA Brawm’s BBQ and Beer tavern is proud to announce the first of many ring fights, ended in bombastic fashion! To the crowd I will describe our two opponents, brave pioneers of the weekly Brawm Brawl Barbequeumania™ who have dutifully set the tone for hundreds of future clashes! Representing Dwedmar kind of all shape and size: the hulking, black mass Balrog Doomforged, wielding his equally monstrous blade! The unmatched dwarven quality of his weapon is no doubt indicative of his prowess in battle, and his fearsome growl sent chills down the spines of many in the crowd. And his opponent, acting on behalf of Norlandic pride everywhere: a lanky yet strong, cowardly yet unyielding warrior going by the name of Chicken! Our sources have informed us that this man is one of the more respectable specimens of Norland in terms of battle ability and strength, and yet his arms were remarkably underdeveloped - only 3 pebbles in length! One has to wonder what food crisis Norland must be facing to present warriors with such underdeveloped physiques. The commencement was quick and short, Chicken was thrown into the pit to face crowd favorite Balrog Doomforged. The referee set the fighters in place as the crowd roared and released the gates! Many jeered as Balrog charged forward, tackling the Norlander into the corner. Chicken let out a flamboyant squeal as his organs were compressed on both sides. In quick response did Chicken disengage; showcasing his impeccable footwork he drew his sword and swung in one quick move. Balrog quickly side stepped, narrowly avoiding the blow. He retaliated with a quick slash, leaving a sizable gash in Chicken’s stomach! Pitying the lesser warrior, Balrog allowed Chicken to recompose himself momentarily. And yet, taking advantage of this kind gesture, the venomous Norlander let out a strange prayer to the sky gods. To the surprise of many in the crowd, this strange, guttural, cry seemed to slow down time all around them. Balrog, though, was unshaken and in quick succession was able to slice his pristine blade cleanly down Chicken’s neck, conquering both fiend and the ***** time dilation which seemed to grip the arena. The bout had ended! Chicken lay dead, Balrog standing atop him with blood pulsating in his veins. The crowd, many dwarves, let out a mighty and victorious roar! And there you have it folks, the first fight of many to come! An unforgettable night which saw the coronation of Brawm’s Barbeque & Beer first Pit Champion Balrog Doomforged! Will the Norlanders send forth a champion to defeat the Raw Black Beast Balrog? Stay tuned for next stone week’s thrilling tournament, and the daily pit fights that will take place between! No rules, No allegiances or grudges, Just Booze, Brawls, and Barbeque, all are welcome; come find us at Urguan! Transcribed but not written by Ross Mudd Our Discord for more fights, and to see the schedules! https://discord.gg/vGcHvNHPRb
  19. Ive returned :Dimage.png.aa26c2a0d949d19378f62b976894a210.png

  20. BRAWM’S BBQ & BEER grand opening! 16th of the First Seed, SA 136 The infamous house Brawm have once more made their home in new lands, and established the great Brawm's BBQ & Beer! In great merriment do we open the tavern to the public here in Urguan, and to establish ourselves from the rest do we begin the great fighting tournament for all to behold! All who are brave enough to show their mettle, are welcome to enter regardless of affiliation! Those who dare to enter and fight must pay the prize pool fee of 15 minae! It will be a winner's take all approach, the winner will receive the prize pool along with the Brawm prize of 500 minae! As well fighters will get half off on all drinks and barbequed meats, so take great advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity! We hold this on the following saint's week! transcribed but not written by Ross Mudd (July 15th, Saturday 4PM EST) To enter the great ruckus apply below: Name: Age: Race: Nation: OOC: If you are interested for any more info: https://discord.gg/aDrzj69yUW
  21. In any case Ive ever seen of settlements being closer together has just caused more roleplay for both groups and between both group I mean /is/ this what you want? Everything Ive read that you've posted more so limits what kindove stories can take place and how they can take place. At the end of the day some nations should be city-states or forced into being city states by circumstance I dont think you should plan your server around making it baby mode for nations if you want things to by dynamic. Another thing youve suggested that to me doesn't really seem to enhance roleplay. If all the hubs just whent straight to the capitols it would make it alot harder for smaller settlements to pick up activity. Aswell as it cuts down on dynamic roleplay as with fast travels nations don't actually have to have a presence on there borders, or any other road-side type events or interactions become nonexistant. this is the system we have now
  22. If you want a more dynamic server -Way smaller map -No fast travel -Freebuild -Localized auction houses where things sold in that auction house can only be bought in that auction house. Its so simple really..
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