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    Zabub / Ak-Rullaz
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    Orc / Mundus Golem

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  1. “Nuh-uh!” a foul smelling chef known as Broth states as he reads over the missive, getting grease all over the page. He takes a moment to think “Do we?!” He turns to his brother in arms @_NotChris and shows the missive, practically forcing it on his face.
  2. A Chef’s Plight [!] The following is posted across the lands of Aevos along taverns and Restaurants. I cannot stand silent any longer about my sorrowful tale after catching word of our former King’s rejection of humanity. The man you know as Aleksander II is a cruel, evil, and no-good villain, as you all are aware. However, I plead for any fellow men and women of the taverns and restaurants of the Kingdom Hanseti-Ruska and Aevos to heed my warning! Under no circumstance should Aleksander II be allowed within your fine establishments! It was a cold and stormy night in the Kingdom. A blizzard has taken hold of the region, burying everything in a blanket on powdery snow. After a slow day, I was about to close my restaurant, sweeping the floors, cleaning the dirty dishes, my fellow workers should know. Just as I turned the sign to close, I heard a loud and forceful knock on my front door. I jumped with fear as if GOD had taken my soul! As I was about to announce we were closed, the door burst open, letting a cold wind blow through the foyer! Within the portal stood none other than Aleksander II and two guards who oozed a smell of rotten eggs and meat. The king demanded that I serve him, which I should have refused given the time, but it was an honor that royalty himself has asked for my food! Of course, I sat him down at the largest table in my establishment and asked what he desired. Aleksander II then turned to me, and gave a malicious grin that would send a shiver down any good man’s spine. He then snapped his fingers as the guards put a bloodied sack on the table, opening it to reveal two little babes! I was shocked and almost released my stomach upon the floor. The evil customer saw my displeasure and let out a cackle which echoed through my restaurant. I wanted to deny his request, but his guards looked menacingly at me, threatening my life. I had no choice. I went to the kitchen with the two children and came up with a plan. I would give the children a rightful burial, but to do so I needed a replacement. I frantically searched the kitchen until I found a rotten shank of lamb. I hid the poor corpses within my storage, saying my prayers to GOD for not only those poor children in front of me, but for my own life. I cooked the rotten lamb upon the stove, spicing it as if it were any other meal. I served the replacement before the crown, he observed it carefully for a second before taking his utensils into hand, cutting into the flesh. I was sweating heavily, as if a raincloud was over my head. Then he took one bite. He chewed and chewed before spitting it out at my face! “Vy call this a meal? the royal monster barks as he slams his fist upon the table, “I shall close your restaurant so that you never cook again!” I was ruined! The guards then grappled onto me and tossed me out of my own establishment and home into the unforgiving blizzard. I thank GOD to this day that I have lived to see another day, yet I cannot say the same for the children… For those who have read this, I thank you for listening and heeding. May he never step foot within a tavern or restaurant again! By, A Concerned Chef
  3. “Nub wae. Thiz cannub be real!” a shambling corpse chef, known as Broth, comments as he chews upon the sinewed bones of a random descendant. “How putrid! Zehahaha!”
  4. Let Jihnyny go!!!!

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      what happened to him?

    2. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      I can't even tell if these status updates are shitposts or not anymore

  5. Name: Zabub "The Fisherking" of Clan Lur Race: Uruk Shaman Class: Animist and Farseer Teacher: Kybal of Clan Azog
  6. A demon of purple slime catches wind of the notice, and by catching wind, the wind blew the flier in front of his face. Perhaps from the fliers @ThatFunkyBunch was handing out. He pulls the now sticky missive from his visage peers over it for a moment before simply saying, "Bah! Too many lines and fancy words!"
  7. *A scream is heard from the depths of the orcish capital* L E C T O R S !
  8. Knight: "Hey, I'm going to spook test you!" Me: *logs out* Honestly, I personally find aurum testing, salt testing, fire testing, and whatever an essential thing to the server, but it is executed in a very lazy way. As Unwillingly said these people who want interaction with villans are the same people that try to make their communities a "safe-zone." Due to this, darkspawn won't interact with that community. So who is really at loss here? I found the best way to avoid these roleplayers is to not include a ca tag since shift right click meta is very real, and blend in with large groups (if you even can with all the settlements right now).
  9. Zabub hears the missive announced to the horde. He stood with his purple eyes wide and softly comments in suprise, "Da Rex did WUB to da gate?! By da zpiritz, hi iz juzt dat powerful!"
  10. This is the second time you have posted this without consent of the authors. We have stated that this is not ready. Please do not do this again.
  11. Zabub'Lur, destroyer of worlds, overlord of darkness, slayer of all things good, looks at the missive and bobs his head a couple times, taking a sip of his EVILLY BREWED tea. "Madoc iz a bub'hozh friend, hi will certainly be a fit for the position dat haz been zorely lacking for agez." The orc sets his tea aside and rubs his hands, plotting something probably evil!
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