Gloonkey

egypt or persia

i didnt watch tokyo ghoul until my girlfriend gaslit me into believing it was good no regrets

its over, new gloonkeybros anthem

no one else has replied to me but you you have made me a martyr brother, join the revolution

here's my take moderators don't reply to DMs or reports if they did, vigilantism wouldn't happen so much now lets see how long it takes for me to get banned

Name Sarrin Isilioleth Desired Moniker (If enthroned as a Lord/Lady-Magister) TBD Age 60 Date you wish to compete (You may choose more than one) All involved. I wish to make a showcase of myself, not simply act as a one-trick pony. What are you wishing to compete for I wish to showcase my power, my skill and gain a position in the city, if not a master of some sort. Failing that, gaining some useful artefacts, relics or heirlooms to keep safe and use with honour and righteousness would be a beautiful compromise. Justification I am a veteran of discerning the transmundane, of fighting magic and discovering it. I keep several relics on my person and in my possession, and it is important that I discover more for preservation, and to ensure the mageocracy's stability and security, Luara willing. Without the first mystery to define the rules of magic, the third mystery of the sorcerous path would not exist. To allow these mysteries to guide, to seek enlightenment and follow the trail of knowledge ad infinitum is the true path to mastery, and mastery is what I seek, to understand the simplest question that is hardest to answer. Why. Heading the Chamber of Fire is something I would fight and die for - the duty of protecting the Grand Magister - a duty fitting for one raised in the shadow of a volcano.

Jesus Christ you included Mori'Quessir and Vel'Luah based and Kerpilled

Sarrin polishes his ancient sword further. It would be ready for the coronation, or he wouldn't go.

As this goes on, Sarrin writes his report to the War Office regarding the evacuation of Atrus. It was only a matter of time. Only a matter of time.

Senior Corporal Isilioleth views the parchment, before making his way to the barracks. He had an application to fill out.

i choked on my coffee 10/10

Sarrin smiles, knowing full well that this would be his time to find answers, and perhaps something to help him achieve his birthright, at long last, in the depths of the desert. How ironic that his old home would yield the answers of his future.

let him cook

A copy of this missive would blow across a southerly desert dune, into a leather-gloved hand. Reading the document, the Maehr smiles. 'I was not wrong, was I, Qudlia? I told you our people were always meant to embrace the wastes.' Mounting his horse, he carries on, pocketing the document. He would need it for his catechism.

I am so proud. now to try and find a tutor when i'm unbanned

A note made from yellowed paper is stuck to the wall of Nor'Asath by a knife. It's written almost entirely in Elvish, imperfect but elegant. No one saw who put it there. It reads as follows. '"Karin'ayla lliran laurir Maehr Nor'Asath'onn." "This humble servant of Luara comes bearing an apology in writing first, in person later than never. Kae'dagre Azulites'eyha Malieiran." "Balian'ito yallr'eyha kae ne iler. Nam'kae iler'al, Luara kaellyth anoh.' 'Nor'Asath'eyha Talonnii Loa'Chil'leh iyath'kae iler'leh.' 'Kae'okar eyha'perith krafehan'leh eyha'ahkina'leh, tuva Maehr.' 'Kae'adri saner Mali.' See you soon! (OOC: I thought I'd pick up some Mali and make a cute comeback post for my ban's expiry soon to come up. The translation is as follows. 'Greetings, my friends and noble Dark elves of Nor'Asath.' 'I fight Azulites and traitors to us.' 'I live in Balian, but I am no heretic. If I were to commit heresy, then may Luara strike me down.' 'Nor'Asath, and House Loa'Chil seem to think me a heretic.' 'As someone who safeguards, remembers and protects our honoured dead in my charge.' 'I hate speaking Elvish.'

That was you? ******* kek. So, as you all know, I've got kind of a grudge about TheDragonsRoost. When I met the guy, he was doing some edgy Elven Roleplay in Atlas, being the pretentious fucker he was. I remember some Orcish guy (or a demented Human, I don't remember lol) literally came over and placed a hat on his head that said "Prithee, be patient with I, for I am deranged." in what was basically the LOTC version of "Please be patient I have Autism". Needless to say, his reaction on stream was worth its weight in gold. There's also the time where some teenage girl tried to off herself because ICly, my character who was a soldier in Carolustadt (Atlas-era Orenatus) gave her the dressing down of a lifetime for trespassing. Needless to say, since that point, I've been in favour of LOTC raising the minimum age requirement to 17.

Seryn Isilioleth reads the missive on the bulletin board in Haense. "Once again, the Valah tear themselves apart. Oh well. Malinor will not intervene in their efforts to centralise themselves. The Valah are intent on rebuilding Oren, though. That is most certainly for sure. I can't sympathise for the Confederacy, though. All they've become is a ripe field for Azdrazi to burn and loot their way through."

A letter finds its way to the walls of Nor'Asath, where it has been nailed, with different handwriting in different parts of the script. It states the following: A CONDEMNATION OF AUTOCRACIES AND AZULITES, BY THE MAEHR OF ALMARIS. Autocracies, as a political system where the majority or all of the power is centred on one individual are nothing new to Almaris. Indeed, much of the continent is dominated by monarchies. However, Nor'Asath is different. In recent years, the power from Primarch Netseth Loa'Chil has been centralised within the hands of his brother, Relnol Loa'Chil. Relnol is a particularly worrisome figure in Nor'Asath for all of us Maehr, both inside and outside of the city. There is a saying that the Valah use. It goes something like "If man's king and country turns into despot and dictatorship, then man retains the right to abandon his cause, for he swore an oath to a king, not a despot." We are sure the leadership of Nor'Asath are well aware of this, however it disturbs us deeply that it was was only as of last night that several of our citizens faced active repercussions for protesting the Azulite tyranny that our Regent in all but name has enforced. If Qudlia Jusmia, our noble High Priestess, Luara bless her, were in charge of our military, we would also disagree with the decision, not out of personal disdain, but because it is obvious that to have one person be in charge of the military AND the judicial sector effectively transforms Nor'Asath into a military dictatorship, where the freedom of a Maehr to express our opinion without fear of having properties, titles or our very citizenship be confiscated by the state, and pressed into exile. Henceforth, Nor'Asath has embraced a culture of fear, one which will evade progress and righteousness, in the pursuit of an absolutist state, we pushed ourselves too far, and thus, the Maehr diaspora at large has disavowed Nor'Asath for these very reasons. 1. The power of both the military and judicial system is both concentrated heavily within the hands of Relnol Loa'Chil, whose tendencies regarding extreme violence, torture, brutal disciplinarianism and forced conscription of the Clergy constitute behaviour that we would regard as that of an Azulite. 2. Having an Azulite ruling our city does, in our opinion, constitute a total failure on behalf of the rulers of our city to adhere to their own canonical law. Relnol, from our collective knowledge and experience of the man, has rarely, if ever attended religious ceremonies, prayers or anything else. If anything, he seems to merely tolerate the Clergy, rather than genuinely caring for it. This belief is further backed up by demanding the Clergy fight for his beliefs, not simply during wartime, but in perpetuity, to the extent where one of our good citizens, Aldmoor Ousanna had to forcibly get himself dishonourably discharged from the Silan'siol in court simply to attain his freedom. Such conduct is beyond vile, and it is but part of the reason why we have chosen to owe our allegiance to other, better kings. We maintain our ties to the Spirits and Luara, but we shall not allow a secular power to overcome a spiritual one. Indeed, if High Priestess Jusmia reads this, she will know of how authoritarian Renelia became, and how significantly it impacted Maehr society. Under its current system, Nor'Asath is heading along the same path, except towards political extremism rather than religious fanaticism. 3. A lack of an ability to constructively criticise the decisions of these individuals in the court is not aristocratic, but rather deeply autocratic and despotic. Relnol Loa'Chil effectively reserves executive powers, as an Azulite to mobilise the city to his whims. This is deeply troubling to us Maehr outside of the city, and it is why we have integrated ourselves amongst Valah, Orcs and Dwarves, in order to realise freedom as a concept. 4. The lack of separation between military and clergy would only be feasible in the event of wartime. Keeping the Clergy consistently militarised without the express consent of the entire Clergy is, once again, a deeply authoritarian decision. To have us prioritise violence and obedience to a despot over our sacred spirits is, once again, Azulite behaviour. 5. The usage of torture, discipline and force against our fellow Maehr in order to shape our society will simply crack it open in less than a decade. For one, Relnol's decision to forcibly conscript those who have committed a perceived crime by an already corrupt and cruel justice system is essentially crippling Nor'Asath's plans for a professional, full-time army based on that of Fenn's. Fenn fell for various different reasons, and its army did not save it. Penal troops will not fight for an autocrat they hate. They will either assassinate him or simply desert. It is for these reasons combined that we, the Maehr of Almaris do condemn Relnol Loa'Chil of Nor'Asath, and we furthermore demand his resignation and examination by the Maehr Clergy for Azulite beliefs. Relnol is not fit to rule. Although the lady Dal'Lisse Ousanna has been added to the Council, and Qudlia Jusmia has beliefs that are indeed just, we cannot allow ourselves to be subject to a vile Azulite within our own ranks. If the Primarchy refuses to do anything about it, and wishes to bend the knee to an Azulite Regent, so be it. We will not partake in Nor'Asathi lies for as long as he rules. Signed, The Maehr of Almaris, Celianor, Balian, Krugmar, Sedan, Norland, Haense and Nor'Asath.

Seryn Isilioleth, the martyred hero of Nor'Asath and devotee of Luara, the man who wears a mask, the Dark Elf who has the ear of the Rex of Krugmar, the King of Balian, the Primarchy of Nor'Asath and the Arch-Prince of Celianor. Aka, the most badass spy who ever lived.

IGN: Gloonkey Discord: Baudouin#2026 Persona’s Name: Seryn Isilioleth