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It already has laddeh

THE WHEEL TURNS, AND ITS FOES WILL BE CRUSHED BENEATH IT.

Ser Uther, an aging Adunic hedgeknight shook his head in disapproval. "Pushin' those already predisposed t'evil further into the hands of the Arch-Enemy all but condemns them."

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Jorvin Starbreaker wakes up. "KAVIR OZ UMROS KAVIR OZ UMROS KAVIR OS UMROS- I TOLD YE! KILL 'EM ALL 1791! KHAZUKAN KHAZAKIT HA! NARVAK OZ URGUAN! ARRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" These proceeds for an extended amount of time. Aranuir of the Arthalionath squints at his newspaper, before looking at his mother. "I'm glad we're not involved but I'm insulted they didn't ask." @AstriaS

[!] A series of advertisements are put up on display throughout the cities of Aevos, advertising FINE DWARVEN WARES, DIRECT FROM O̶R̶Z̶A̶M̶M̶A̶R̶ URGUAN, pinned to the advertisement is an author's note, which simply reads BUY MY STUFF ↓ CLICK THE BLOODY LINK MANLING, CLICK THE LINK ↓ https://heyzine.com/flip-book/02b1debaab.html ↑ CLICK THE BLOODY LINK MANLING, CLICK THE LINK ↑ Click the damned link, its the same contents as the post below but significantly fancier and with music. (Original post by yours truly, formatting by @Karim, he's a good egg, check out his stuff.)

Jormunharr see his own name, and finds himself pleased to have sown discontent.

neato

Uther of Barrowton sharpens his knife, preparing to mercy-kill his children and grandchildren before martyring himself when the Imperials inevitably come for him. edit: actually nevermind I like my chances.

In order for it to be slander it has to be false, says Jorvin.

lol nvm didn't realize it was real