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    Dwarf things. Germanic/Norse mythology, Dark-Ages history.

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  • Character Name
    Jorvin Starbreaker / Der Hexenjäger / Tuthal Kaeronin
  • Character Race
    Cave Dwarf / Human / Pirate

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  1. SimplySeo


    Neato Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NErXHDMDX6Q
  2. The war between Urguan and Mynebor was longer than Urguan and Oren.

  3. Look’n good! Feel free to contact me in-game, DixieDemolisher/Jorvin Starbreaker, and I’ll show you around!
  4. Jorvin Starbreaker draws a dagger along his hand, wincing slightly, before with his off-hand, signing. ”Ancestor Gods as my witness, let t’ere be war.”
  5. Jorvin Starbreaker brings his hammer down onto the table in a rage, splitting it in twine. ”Ah’d sooner die t’en see t’e lands ov ah’re ancestors defiled! Rally t’e t’rongs! Bring t’e book ov grudges forth! Ardol’yoth Dungrimm! Ardol’yoth Keznol’Brathmordakin!”
  6. [!] Two notes hang, one within the bounty-board of Kal’Varoth, another in the market-place of Cloud Temple, in plain view of all who would enter there. Identical in nature, and bearing the sigil of Clan Starbreaker at the top of the page. ”Sons of Urguan and strangers alike. Some of you know me well, others do not, but this is no matter, as I believe anyone with ears to listen would be willing to hear what I have to say. As some of you may know, my Clan has undergone strife many-a-time, and during this strife, we have lost a great many things, both metaphorically and...Quite literally. Though kinstrife and betrayal we have endured, and yet though we have survived the suffering, much has been taken from us in this time. Our sacred relics. Many of these relics have been recovered through time, and yet two remain lost to us. The Hammer of Gotrek first lost at sea, then believed to be in the possession of Aengoth Starbreaker, lost due to his treason and self-exile. Secondly, The Hammer of Ardol Is believe to have been lost in the same fashion, though also believed to have fallen into the hands of Dared Starbreaker, a result of his feuding with Dagor ‘Kin-Traitor’ Irongrinder, at the time, a Starbreaker. Conflicting reports are numerous, as the kin-strife between my predecessors has left many conflicting reports, none of which being recent. Having all transpired well over a century ago, it is unknown, and perhaps unlikely any of these individuals still possess these items, if they still yet live.” ”Know ye this, to anyone who may have even an suspicion to the whereabouts of these items, I am willing to pay seven thousand minas for information that results in the discovery of either of the hammer’s location. And to any, if any who are currently in possession of these items, I am willing to pay ten thousand minas apiece for their return, with any further terms being negotiable.” - Signed.
  7. ”Ah’ step in t’e roight direction.” Jorvin ‘Enemy of the Brathmordakin for twenty minutes’ Starbreaker comments, whilst sat within the city square, reading through a newspaper. ”Per’aps t’is’ll work ta’ quell the self-roighteous vigilantism folk ‘ave been up to as ov late.” Jorvin ‘Dwedki Demolisher’ Starbreaker scoffs before continuing. ”Jus’ speaks volumes ‘bout t’e current state ov t’ings, rat’er t’en be civil, ‘er tryin’ ta’ educate folks, yeh’ve got ‘eartless folk runnin’ round clippin’ t’e ears off ’omeless children rat’er t’en see ‘em cared ‘fer. Ah’ oft worreh ah’re folk ‘ave forgotten ta’ temper Dungrimm’s wroth wit’ Anbella’s merceh, somethin’ even ah’m guilteh ov. But ah’ve ‘igh ‘opes t’e new ‘igh Preceptor can rectify t’at, t’at oi do.”
  8. Do you think a dwarf is small enough to ride a tiger? Asking for a friend.

  9. Jorvin Starbreaker gives a double-thumbs up.
  10. This is evil

  11. Jorvin Starbreaker observes from afar, he held high and proud as the king descends from his throne. Several thoughts cross his mind in the instant, chiefly recalling Fimlin’s coronation shortly after his immigration to Agnarum. Another thought comes to him as he looks across the gathered clansmen to his right, but it is quickly dispelled after his gaze lands on his father, stood beside him. ”Maybe next election t’en... Kazrin! Yeh’ve got t’e gems? We’ve got ah project ta’ work oan ‘fer t’e next king is chosen.”
  12. Can’t wait for another two weeks of AFKing in the city


    Activity quotas for the only racial nation of one of the main descendant races seems kinda bullsh*t in my eyes, but alright.

  13. Jorvin and the boys get declared an Enemy of the Brathmordakin

  14. [!] Jorvin did, in fact enjoy it. He will, however, refrain from saying so.
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