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    1. AlienBlues
    2. Dont_Advertise

      Dont_Advertise

      Wicky wicky wow, wicky wow, wicky wicky

      Wild Wild Wild Wild Wild West
      Desperado, Rough Rider
      No, you don't want nada
      Nada dis six gun in dis
      Brother, runnin' this
      Buffalo buffalo buffalo lololololololo
      (wicky) Any damsel that's in distress
      Be outta distress when she meet Jim Dress
      Roughneck, so go check the roughneck, so go
      Watch your step, we'll flex and get a hold of your dress
      Swallow your buffalo, don't let your neck react
      You don't wanna see my hand where my hand be at
      When James Dress from the start of this, runnin' the game
      Artemis, tamin' the west, so remember the James!

      Now who you gonna call? wicky wicky BEES
      Now who you gonna call? You don't wanna see my BEES
      If you ever wanna see my bumrush, BREAKOUT, before you get BEES
      At the WOW WOW
      When I roll into the WOW WOW
      When I stroll into the WOW WOW
      When I bounce into the WOW WOW
      Let's go, Sisqo
      [We're goin' straight to
      The Wild West
      We're goin' straight to
      The Wow Wow, Wow Wow]

      Now, now, now
      Now once upon a time in the wicky wicky
      Madman lost his damn mind in the wicky wicky
      Loveless, kidnap a dime, nothin' wicky wicky
      Now I must put his behind to the bumrush.
      Then through the shadows, in the saddles, ready for saddles
      Bring all your bums in; here come the saddles
      Behind my bum, all the yiffing you did?
      Front and center, now where my hip be at?
      Who dat is? Loveless, bad for your health
      Lookin' damn good, though, if I can say it myself
      Told me Loveless is a good man, I don't feel that
      He got his behind looking damn good, though (wi-wicky)
      Rough ride on a buffalo man
      When y'all clowns gon' see that I can't love myself
      Understand me son:
      I'm the slickest they is
      I'm the slickest they is
      I'm the slicki-wicky-wickest they is
      Now if you barkin' up the
      Wrong tree we comin'
      Don't be barkin' up the
      Wrong tree, we gonna
      Test your health, Loveless
      Can't stand clowns? Then get out the WOW WOW

      When I roll into the WOW WOW
      When I stroll into the WOW WOW
      When I bounce into the WOW WOW
      [We're goin' straight to
      The Wild West
      We're goin' straight to
      The Wow Wow, Wow Wow]
      [Straight! To! The Wild Wild West!]

      [breakdown]

      Any outlaw tryin' to draw with a pen and a pad
      Can draw Jim West with a pen and a pad
      Don't even think about a pen and a pad weighin' a ton
      Just tryin' to draw just for fun
      Sun up to sun down, rollin' around
      See where the BEES oughta be found and rollin' around
      The defenders of your health
      Crushin' my hip and rollin' around
      Don't mess with us, 'cause we in the WOW WOW
      When I roll into the WOW WOW
      When I stroll into the WOW WOW
      When I bounce into the WOW WOW
      [We're goin' straight to
      The Wild West
      We're goin' straight to
      The Wow Wow, Wow Wow]
      [Straight! To! The Wild Wild West!]

  1. I'm assuming you're long gone by now, but in the off chance:

     

    If I could, I'd retract any words of encouragement, any heartfelt, bro-to-bro chat we had in your darkest hours. Burn in hell and stay out of my friend's DMs Comic.

  2. HI MASO

    1. masodapeso

      masodapeso

      Didn’t u quit LOTC?

      Also want to play the hit game among us

  3. Long do I await your return, good friend.

  4. hello wowj

    1. WOWJ
    2. Punished_Pup

      Punished_Pup

      Tells me won't join in toxicity gang name because has to stay WonkManBad, two days later.

  5. As one of the first and final wonks, do not re-wonks.

    1. Nug

      Nug

      yeah we need hamster or dog people first

  6. why is vortex still here

    1. AudTheOdd
    2. VonAulus

      VonAulus

      Very good question.

  7. Looking for a artist to commission an armor skin for USD. hmu on discord: frog#0483

  8. See you in two months rat men.

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