RAH OL U TENEIR, MOIEF MON BLETH ON NÉFSERVE
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Ven u hrudao ol ETH-REITE-FRITH-ETH
FHUIL THAF MON
BLADEE AF
GLOREER VEN MON ATHA
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is for Irene, thee rotund, white-fleshed, putrid smelling bacon-did-feed wench, why thee TOOK mine beloved's eyes out and flayed them, beat them to nigh death whilst their back was turned, thy TRIFLING, FILTHY, LARGE, ‘oompa loompa’, corse-haired rampallian WENCH! I'm coming up thither and I shall beat the ALAS out of thee, wench, and don’t rally your darkspawn-filth comrades, I shall cometh up thither unexpected and wail on thee rampallian wench arse; I KNOW OF THE FETID CARRIAGE THOU DRIVE and thou raggedy arsed steeds and ratty cloth. Damned tattered shoes, thin-haired, stenched dog, arsed wench! I'm telling thee, WENCH, I'm coming to beat thou for thou foul-mouthed, trifling-arsed attitude. WENCH!!!
“HARK, AEVOS;
IRENE OF ALDENBURG [SOMEWHERE IN HER FIFTIES; OF AVERAGE HEIGHT AND WEIGHT; BEARING SCORED OFF TATTOOS; A HUMAN WOMAN, SUPPOSEDLY]
has fallen to the way of Iblees – when my spouse was strolling the streets of Balian at night, she attacked and performed some rite of NECROMANCY upon them. She did not stop at this, however, and proceeded to remove their eyes and slash their face. Callista of Tuvia found her victim dumped upon my very porch in the early hours, and written in blood and carved into the wood was her signature, and when my beloved came to, was able to recall such events.
Keep watch, brethren - for the wretch can surely change her hair, her garb. But her wicked heart remains the same.
And to Irene – and your moniker I shan’t call you by, for you do not deserve the honor nor humanity of it – you best avoid myself and my kin like the plagues you fester in. For if I catch you, I will fly you to the peaks and impale you upon the highest mountain. For every time you come back in undeath, your skull will be split again, and again, til there is only a vial of dust to remember you by. LET THE HUNT BEGIN, GOD WILLS IT.
BUÉSSI NA U RAH OL U TENEIR
H.E., JOHN AUGUSTUS GALBRAITH