ADAM: A CANONIST BOY'S TALE from Beelzebub     There once was a boy, he was named Adam. Adam loved to sit on his chair. Adam's mother warned him. "Stop! The more you sloth upon that chair, the more you shall become but a potato!"   Adam said "No!" and continued to sit upon his chair. He cried and cried, and whined and whined. He would not move. Adam loved to sit on his chair. "Why should I move?," Adam asked.   Adam grew