Adam: A Canonist Boy's Tale

[John Ivory 4547]

ADAM: A CANONIST BOY'S TALE

from Beelzebub

 

 

There once was a boy, he was named Adam.

Adam loved to sit on his chair.

Adam's mother warned him.

"Stop! The more you sloth upon that chair, the more you shall become but a potato!"

 

Adam said "No!" and continued to sit upon his chair.

He cried and cried, and whined and whined. He would not move.

Adam loved to sit on his chair.

"Why should I move?," Adam asked.

 

Adam grew fatter and fatter.

He began to bald.

Adam grew larger.

He sat upon his chair all night.

 

Adam's mother warned him once again.

"You shall become a chair-potato, Adam!"

"That is what happens to boys who idle upon chairs!"

He did not move.

 

Adam grew spotty.

He became very pudgy.

He slumped to the side and released a large sigh.

He was a big chair-potato.

 

Adam's mother found him upon the chair.

"Now, he is more useful!"

Adam's mother brought him into the kitchen, and he was cooked.

And his family feasted for many days!

[bungo 3965]

Balthazar stashes a copy of the Children's book under his bunk, having a secret fascination of Beelzebub's writings.

[Scipp3r 451]

Noah holds his palm to his forehead in distress "This is not meant for children.."

[Pav33 101]

((meh, I liked Hugh and Humpert better, can I have a go? I have a good idea ;3))

[Altiak 1648]

Toveah Goldman alternate history +1

[big narstie 1701]

Rocco enjoys the Ballad of Michael Hussey

[Daisy 9738]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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