THOMAS TEMPER-TANTRUM: A CANONIST BOY'S TALE from Beelzebub     There once was a boy, he was named Thomas. Thomas had a hot temper. Thomas' mother warned him. "Thomas, if you continue to be so wrathful, your head will pop like a balloon!"   Thomas yelled at his mother. "I do not need your advice! I do not have the patience for it!" Thomas stomped and yelled and walked away. He was one angry boy.   The next day, Tho