Thomas Temper-Tantrum: A Canonist Boy's Tale

[John Ivory 4547]

THOMAS TEMPER-TANTRUM:

A CANONIST BOY'S TALE

from Beelzebub

 

 

There once was a boy, he was named Thomas.

Thomas had a hot temper.

Thomas' mother warned him.

"Thomas, if you continue to be so wrathful, your head will pop like a balloon!"

 

Thomas yelled at his mother.

"I do not need your advice! I do not have the patience for it!"

Thomas stomped and yelled and walked away.

He was one angry boy.

 

The next day, Thomas came upon a young boy playing with a toy.

He grew naughty.

"Your toy is dumb! And so are you!"

Thomas knocked the toy out of the young boy's hand, breaking it.

He was one bad boy.

 

Thomas' head grew rounder.

It became a shade of red.

His voice became squeakier.

 

Thomas' mother warned him once again.

"Your head will pop, Thomas!"

"That is what happens to mean boys!"

But Thomas did not listen.

He stomped and yelled and walked away.

 

The next day, Thomas came upon a boy waiting in line for something to eat.

He grew naughty.

"Give me your money!"

The boy gave him Thomas all he had.

Thomas was one big bully.

 

Thomas went home.

He looked in the mirror.

His head was a balloon!

 

"Help! My head is a balloon!"

Thomas called out. But his voice was too squeaky.

He stomped and yelled and stomped and yelled.

Until his head went 'pop!'

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Bertrand smiles as he reads through the tale, thoroughly enjoying Beelzebub's newest work!

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it is oft said that thomas chivay should have been accepted into art school

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Mishka would smile "Very moving!"

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