As you meander about one of the many large cities of Vailor, your gaze happens upon a piece of colourful trash. Upon inspection, it turns out it is the highest quality of trash; a seedy novella, sporting a provocatively dressed Kharajyr barmaid and a mild, yet revolting sexual innuendo for a title. Should you keep it, it reads as follows…     Note from the author: Following many years of writing, I have written many essays, thesis’, speeches and the like, all to appeal t