A notice is posted around various cities, spread at the speed of donkey.
HELLO READER!
ARE YOU IN NEED OF A MOUNT?
IF SO, COME ON DOWN TO VALEIN'TEHRAL'S ASS REPOSITORY
I HAVE ALL SORTS OF DONKEYS SIZED RIGHT FOR YOUR ASS!
PRICES START AT 600 MINAS FOR A 14 METER/SECOND DONKEY
PRICE INCREASE BY 200 FOR EACH 1 METER/SECOND ABOVE 14
JUMP HEIGHT BELOW 2.1 DECREASES PRICE BY 100
SPEED ROUNDS UP
AVAILABLE ASSES AWA