A notice is posted around various cities, spread at the speed of donkey.   HELLO READER!   ARE YOU IN NEED OF A MOUNT?   IF SO, COME ON DOWN TO VALEIN'TEHRAL'S ASS REPOSITORY   I HAVE ALL SORTS OF DONKEYS SIZED RIGHT FOR YOUR ASS!   PRICES START AT 600 MINAS FOR A 14 METER/SECOND DONKEY PRICE INCREASE BY 200 FOR EACH 1 METER/SECOND ABOVE 14 JUMP HEIGHT BELOW 2.1 DECREASES PRICE BY 100 SPEED ROUNDS UP   AVAILABLE ASSES AWA