The Ballad of LORD JOHANN'S BLESSED AXE   A Ballad in commemoration of Lord Marshal Johann Barclay's stand against two heartlander bandits with only a damaged axe Sung to the melody of:   The north farm fence needed fixing, and so Lord Johann set out With an old cracked axe and his morning brew, his work he went about   With that axe he chopped and pruned, and as he whittled the old wood Approached did two masked bandits, and upon his land