The Ultimate High Elven Guide of High Elven Knowings!   Well, hello there, my good fellow! Welcome to the ULTIMATE GUIDE OF HIGH ELF KNOWINGS! The place where YOU get to read and learn the ways of the long-eared isolationist bigots! I'm sure you have plenty of intriguing questions for Ol' Mithradites!   "How do I get into the city?"   "Why don't any high elves like my high elf?"   "Why are the high elves constantly insulting me?"   "Why is this high elven lady batting off my saucey one-liners?"