Fellow Gamers of the Lord of the Craft Premium Minecraft Roleplay Server,   I consider myself a simple man. I wake up in the morning, unwrap my Tythus LTD. Brand Breakfast Cheeseburgers, drink my Tythus LTD. Brand OJ, and sit in my La-Z-Boy LoTC Game Moderation Chair, with built in ass support for all the inevitable butthurt my weak, pathetic, body and mind suffer every day as I abuse my PEX and lord my internet powers over powerful chads and alpha males I would have no hope against in