The Struggles of Moderation

[Lark 2227]

 

 

 

Fellow Gamers of the Lord of the Craft Premium Minecraft Roleplay Server,

 

I consider myself a simple man. I wake up in the morning, unwrap my Tythus LTD. Brand Breakfast Cheeseburgers, drink my Tythus LTD. Brand OJ, and sit in my La-Z-Boy LoTC Game Moderation Chair, with built in ass support for all the inevitable butthurt my weak, pathetic, body and mind suffer every day as I abuse my PEX and lord my internet powers over powerful chads and alpha males I would have no hope against in the real world. Day in, Day out, I disregard my family, my girlfriend, my own body, and my classes so that I may “Better” LotC with my amazing moderation skills. By banning people, it gives me such sheer joy and ecstasy it far surpasses any drug in the modern world. Being able to sit in my chair, living such a sedentary lifestyle in which I can FEEL something in the darkest pits of my soul is truly gratifying. So I thank you, Gamers, for allowing me to lord over you and abuse you.

 

But when, someone has the GALL, AMBITION, and MANHOOD THE SIZE OF OLYMPUS ITSELF, and challenges me. I can’t help but shy away.

All the terrible things I’ve done. All the terrible things I’ve said. It’s finally come full circle. I fear for my peaceful life of banning players left and right, getting all sweaty and riled up on the thought of being able to /ban anyone I please. I have been asked to leave by the true MEN of LotC. They have finally risen up against my tyranny and I simply find myself TREMBLING and QUAKING IN FEAR at the thought of being slaughtered like the pig I am. 

 

So it is with a heavy heart and virgin body, I say I must leave LotC. 

 

Goodbye, Gamers of LotC

 

It was nice while it lasted ?

 

 

 

So, if this flew over your head somehow, no I am not leaving. (At least not yet. I have Dragur to run.) A very disgruntled banned player has decided that swatting my family on Christmas is the only way to get back at me for ruining their PREMIUM ROLEPLAY EXPERIENCE. I mean, I guess that’s cool. It’ll make for a great story if I don’t get shot for being a tall, fair skinned, male with glasses. I’m glad that I’ve made someone mad enough that they are willing to have my entire family executed via misinforming the police and creating yet another national tragedy which will not be covered by the news. This is a major accomplishment for me in the ‘Pissing off Insane Internet Denizens’ category.

 

Truly we live in wonderful times. 

 

This is what being a GM has come too folks. People who belong in an asylum messaging you crazy things at crazy hours on a crazy server for crazy people. I’m honestly amused by this. But also saddened. Amused by the fact that someone would put so much effort into making one guy’s life miserable because they got banned from a server for being a toxic ******* the entire time they were here. I truly feel honored by it. I’m saddened because people think this is an appropriate response to this, as a way to continue to get what they want. So, if any of you have kids, or will be having kids within the next 5 to 10 years, please...please for the good of the next generation...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t actually do this, it fucks with your head even more so. I speak from experience. 

 

JOKES ASIDE, Tl;dr Lark is a shitty GM and gets whats coming to him and decides to leave, but not really.

 

 

[Kanadensare 456]

first and bye babe

[Guest]

Best post in a while 

[_Elrith_ 4525]

unlucky left click 

[Xalid 269]

?sad ghost is sad

[Eurielle 1189]

nani

[Nectorist 12869]

maybe if you would’ve just let me cyber in peace this wouldn’t have happened

[TarreBear 637]

:c don’t make me sad

[Medvekoma 2073]

Welcome to the world of opposing Arcadia. I got my death threats as early as August.

[gandalfo 1452]

6 minutes ago, Medvekoma said:

Welcome to the world of opposing Arcadia. I got my death threats as early as August.

arcadia wasn’t even around in august?

[Unwillingly 18121]

everything is going as planned

[AGP 3169]

@Lark you laugh now but when I show up at your house and silence you with my fists of fury you won’t be

[Burnsy 437]

Quick, we all need to live with Lark so they don’t know who is who.

[Shadeleaf 1022]

I like it when they use your screen name instead of your real one. These guys are real good at doxing.

[Medvekoma 2073]

19 minutes ago, gandalfo said:

arcadia wasn’t even around in august?

 

https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/10/21/ira-formally-denies-they-still-exist/