[!] A notice is sent out across the halfling village of Hayhollow-bywater WE HAVE TRIUMPHED! ~The destruction of evildoers!~ T'is Pumpkin Day, a foul, EVIL, arugula-lovin' creature of darkness and despair, skeletal and wretched in it's very nature, attacked our peaceful village, our shire, our home! It grabbed a wee human child by the wrist, making the poor ol' child cry out in fear and agony!   Fret not, however, for we have managed to beat it back into the ground