KNOX DEFENDS THE SHIRE

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[!] A notice is sent out across the halfling village of Hayhollow-bywater

WE HAVE TRIUMPHED!

~The destruction of evildoers!~

T'is Pumpkin Day, a foul, EVIL, arugula-lovin' creature of darkness and despair, skeletal and wretched in it's very nature, attacked our peaceful village, our shire, our home! It grabbed a wee human child by the wrist, making the poor ol' child cry out in fear and agony!

 

Fret not, however, for we have managed to beat it back into the ground where it belongs, for once it saw the combined force of halflings and gobbo shamans come for it, it obliterated itself to avoid Knox's divine judgement. Alas, Knox will still have HIS way with the foul creature, and I am certain it now rots eternally in Arugula's waters, as do all Arugula-worshippers who sell their souls for temporary power.

 

KNOX BLESS THE SHIRE! FOR ALL YE FOUL SPOOK FOLKS OUT THERE WHO WOULD HARM US AND OUR FRIENDS, KNOX WILL COME FOR YOU!

-Mimosa Applefoot,

Mayor of Hayhollow

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Lord Reetus Herrlichkeit, Fish of the Wise, Bug collector of the East Hub, Local Fisherman at the C'nor center pond, Trader in fine goods, canon taker, Fish Lord of the North, bug whisperer, and wannabe druid of the bugs aka the Child! Was left alone after his near-death experience. He had no idea what just happened but was thankful it was gone

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Once again halflings have proven themselves the most based of Almaris’s peoples