NotEvilAtAll

[!] A scrap of paper is nailed to the Brandybrook Notice Board T’a Eighth Annual Brandybrook Drinkin’ Night! ~Brandybrook as seen by the birds!~ Lo’ t’ere all! Us halflings be back at it again with these Brandybrook Drinking Nights! The only difference is that t’is Drinking Night will be followed by a short Knoxist prayer loike the 5th and 6th Drinking Nights, for goin’ two weeks without praising the Pumpkin Lord sure be bad luck! What: A night o’ drinking and free booze! Where: In Brandybrook’s Toady Traveler Tavern, next to Aegrothond! When: Close ter the end o’ this Elven Week and the beginnin’ o’ the next! ((Saturday, August 24th, 4 PM EST)) What do oi need to bring: Nothing but yerself ‘n any things you wanna drink that we nay have ‘n the tavern! Long Live Brandybrook! Glory ter t’a wee! -Pervinca Driftwood, Customs & Excise Officer of Brandybrook [!] The paper ends with the official seal of Brandybrook

“T’a Hillsborough! We’ll give Fred ah piece o’ our mind” hollers Pervinca Driftwood the halfling as she sets sail.

[!] A few propaganda leaflets are spread throughout Vira’ker T’A SPICY EMPIRE ~The crew of the Spicy Shrimp reign supreme over Vira’ker, circa 1729!~ Our little crew o’ sailors is back in action! We’ve gone and claimed Vira’ker on a whim to show our dominance over the puny non-Spicy Shrimp folks! Our new SPICY EMPIRE shall rule the waves! In order to assert out control over Vira’ker and all the waters between her and our ship, we’re going to enact a few laws to maintain public order! NEW LAWS!: 1: All shall worship the Squid Lord Arugula in order to avoid her divine wrath! 2: In order to avoid a fine of 300,000 minas, every Spicy citizen must compliment Deek Driftwood’s feet! 3: Wearing shoes is strictly prohibited! 4: All of Vira’ker is to be DIRECTLY RULED FROM THE SPICY SHRIMP! Join the Spicy Empire today, or face the wrath of the squids! ~The lands claimed by the SPICY EMPIRE!~

“”Darned incels!” Comments Pervinca Driftwood.

[!] An advertisement is spread throughout Arcas, pinned to taverns and sent flying through the wind! Join t’a Spicy Shrimp Crew! ~The mighty Spicy Shrimp in all her glory!~ Due to the official capt’n of the Spicy Shrimp, Deek Driftwood, losing interest ‘n managing the ship, the crew of the Spicy Shrimp has mostly left t’a do other things ‘n other lands. However, this beautiful ship still lays in her Brandybrook harbor ready to be put to good use! Thus I, Pervinca Driftwood, the wife o’ Deek, will be trying to bring the ol’ crew back together and get ‘em sailing again, hopefully with plenty o’ fresh blood t’a man the sails as well! Features o’ t’a Spicy Shrimp! Fully stocked kitchen! Sick bay! Luxurious dining hall! Multiple balistae! Crew quarters! And o’ course, the on-board egg supply! If ye wish to join the Spicy Shrimp’s crew, contact Deek ‘r I via bird. ((NotEvilAtAll#2321, Bonehead#4321)) Sign up terday! Adventure awaits ye! -Pervinca Driftwood, wife of Deek Driftwood. [!] The advertisement ends with the official seal of Brandybrook! OOC: Yeah. It’s a real shame that the Spicy Shrimp crew stopped being active. They were a really fun group of people, and I wish I spent more time with them before Deek lost interest in sending them off to do events. I’m hoping to revive the Spicy Shrimp crew with a few player-made events (and perhaps events by Mystery if he wishes to do so), for I have plenty of ideas that I could put to use for a good ol’ sailing time! The Spicy Shrimp is an amazing ship and I’d hate to see it not put to use! -jumperhand3, aka NotEvilAtAll.

“Wha’ t’a ‘eck is Gladewynn? Oi’ve nevah ‘eard o’ tha’ place before!” states Pervinca Driftwood the halfling

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[!] A note is pinned to the Brandybrook Noticeboard! T’a Seventh Annual Brandybrook Drinking Night! ~The Pillowfoot family burrow!~ Lo again Brandybrook halflings! T’is time we have yet another Drinking Night here ‘n Brandybrook, in order to maintain the tradition for yet another year! The last Drinking Night went very very well, so there’s nay reason to not have another one! What: A night full o’ drinking and free booze! Where: In Brandybrook, the home of the halflings, right next to Aegrothond! When: Close to t’a end of this Elven Week and the beginnin’ o’ the next! ((Saturday, 17th of August, 4 PM EST)) Can oi attend?: O’ course ye can! Just nay cause any trouble! Long Live Brandybrook! Glory ter t’a wee! -Pervinca Driftwood, Customs & Excise Officer of Brandybrook [!] The note ends with the official seal of Brandybrook