NotEvilAtAll

Why do you hang out with us halflings in Dunshire so often?

If random bandit guilds could legally hold people captive for 4 days without having to prove they can do decent RP, there might be a need for different classifications.

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“Eh, naybody knows why t’eh Golem does tha’. Weh don’ realleh ‘ave t’eh abili’eh ter reconfigure t’eh Golems anehtoime soon so weh jus’ warn aneh elves en’erin’ Dunshire ter be on t’eh look ou’ fer t’eh Golem” The Deputy would respond, referring to the warning sign on the Dunshire Entrance. “Also, please remember tha’ t’eh Dunshire Police Depar’men’ is nay responsible fer aneh ac’ions o’ t’eh Golem, seein’ as weh don’ realleh fulleh con’rol t’eh thin’”

“We’re lettin’ t’eh Edic’ move back in’o Dunshire if t’ey wish. ‘n weh ‘ave Golems ter ‘elp us as well. We’re nay s’rugglin’ ter survive, t’is jus’ tha’ ah few o’ us don’ feel all tha’ safe when t’eh Golems ‘n t’eh Sheriff are nay by t’eir side.” responds Daisy Applefoot, Deputy of Dunshire

((produced in collaboration with Mystery_Uialben)) [!] A lengthy note is pinned to the Dunshire Noticeboard, scribbled in a somewhat fancy ink. Important Message! ~The Sherif, Deputy, and Elders gather together in The Drunken Duck to chat~ Dear Weefolk of Dunshire, This is your Sheriff, Rollo Applefoot, sending out a personal letter from my heart to all of you. It seems as though there has been lots of commotion going about the safety of weefolk, and talks about whether the values of being proper, overrule the values of common sense, and staying safe from biggin's invading our land. I am here to tell you that, the problem does not lie in us converting to the values of biggin's, but instead lays in the way we go about treating biggin's in our new land. Which is why I’ve come up with new regulations for... HOW A HALFLING STAYS SAFE IN DUNSHIRE!: -If you see a Biggin' walk into Dunshire with armor, or weapons drawn, immediately walk away. Starting now, all Biggin's whom walk into Dunshire with swords or armor are to immediately have to speak with the Sheriff. Else they face immediate interrogation from the Sheriff and his police golems. -If you are the only halfling in the village, and you see Biggin's walk inside.. LEAVE DUNSHIRE. It is not smart in ANY CITY to simply walk up to a mob group, if you're all alone. -If you wish to be a halfling that keeps the Shire safe, speak with me, Rollo Applefoot directly. The golems and I aren't always around, you can't expect us to solve all your problems. If you want to be more well equipped for biggins walking into the Shire, I will help you. -As part of some halfling's complaints, the druids of Dunshire have started to create a wall around the premise of the lands, so that way it is harder for Biggin's can't easily walk in. This personally does not make Dunshire any safer in my opinion. We have places to hide in Dunshire for a reason, if you're scared of a Biggin killing ya, use them. As your sheriff, and as self-proclaimed Protector of Halflings, I have a duty to keep you all safe. However, we must all work together if we plan on keeping out young'ins, our old'uns, and our regular halflings safe. Take a moment halflings, and realize not, "What can we rid of to make us stronger", but instead "What strengths do we have to make us better?" We are just as powerful as any armored up Biggin', and I have given my life to making sure us halflings have the prestige that WE DESERVE. GLORY TO DUNSHIRE. GLORY TO WEEFOLK. - Signed, Rollo Applefoot, Sheriff of Dunshire [!] The image ends with a picture of the Dunshire Rabbit.

What will FancyFoods look like then?

Will food be made easier or harder to obtain in 7.0? What’s the economic plans for 7.0? Will you have CT shops as money sinks? Will voting provide more non-minas rewards? Etc. What will the activity quota for nation status be? What’s your favorite IRL and IRP alcoholic drinks?

Nah I like the Hou-Zi. They just need to have a bit more life breathed into ‘em.

@_Jandy_ didn’t you say that Freebuild has been empirically proven to not actually spread out roleplay?

Legend says that putting more exclamation points at the end of your message makes you more correct