Edmure Ruk tarring Franz Nikolai as the rest of the Nottinglads, along with their trusty brawm ally “Clove”, feather and beat him.
“Oren is most clearly a den of cowards”
Edmure Ruk
18th of Sun’s Smile, 1765
This is a summary of events which have taken place in recent, in which the cowardice of treacherous Orenians is seen most blatantly as they attempted to attack innocent nottinghamites and failed. As they have done over and over for ages without end, always failure is certain for heathens, but the lord is with us and blesses us.
This has all occured in the span of a few days, the Nottinglads were doing prayers in union to God in the morning, and then proceeded to leave their humble abodes to go travel in an attempt to sell their hard earned wares. When suddenly they came across an adult (of which whose name we have forgotten already) with two children. The Nottinglads in their noble nature greeted them when the vicious man attempted to attack them, the strong nottinglads subdued the man and the two ferocious children (whom as I now recall seem to all be in orenian allegiance). They took them back the Nottinghamic H.Q (In which only fleepers and Nottinglads are allowed entrance to) for questioning. The violent man and wild children would not give much information for they are weak in mind, and of little importance. Soon after a bandit group consisting of four attempted to attack the Noble Nottinglads and sell the captured savages into slavery. But once more as always Nottingham triumphs and then spared those bandits lives capturing them as well. They were like the savages, weak in mind and of little importance so to speak to such beings was of no prevalence. And seemingly as if a beacon, the Noble Nottinghamic H.Q was swarmed by waves of bandits, who failed time and time again to defeat us. Of those whom we captured in these endless assaults was an Orenian by the name of “Franz Nikolai '' and some wench (who’s name is of little importance) that claimed descendancy from King Jory of Norland. We spared the children, yet we proceeded to beat the teachings of our lord almighty,God into them. Yet the heathens would not understand, as they are animals with no moral conscience and no understandings of the world they inhabit. We allowed them an opportunity to be ransomed as to write to their filthy den of origin, Oren , yet the Orenians cowered before the might of Nottinglads as we are blessed by God almighty, King John. For we are a pious people and the lord gives us his strength when we need it. The captured bandits, savages, and sinners continued to write to their kingdom for some time, until the Nottinghamites simply pitied them as they knew an animal has no regard for others (in which they are all animals in mind) and hoped they would simply understand to attack Nottingham is a treacherous and unforgivable act giving them this one last warning. They were all freed, after being branded, humiliated and tarred (aswell given some complimentary Schnub’Nub mints™).
Let it be known like a piranha that would eat its own brethren in ignorance, or an elephant that would trample over it’s young with no regard , the Orenians can not support their own kind. Spawn of Iblees, their ethics are absent to such, and they cowered to save their captured from the strong, pious, and overall powerful Nottinghamites.
Continue to fear the Nottinghamite, weak Orenians.
Exile from 110 territories, will not stop God’s Chosen!
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Edmure Ruk tarring Franz Nikolai as the rest of the Nottinglads, along with their trusty brawm ally “Clove”, feather and beat him.
“Oren is most clearly a den of cowards”
Edmure Ruk
18th of Sun’s Smile, 1765
This is a summary of events which have taken place in recent, in which the cowardice of treacherous Orenians is seen most blatantly as they attempted to attack innocent nottinghamites and failed. As they have done over and over for ages without end, always failure is certain for heathens, but the lord is with us and blesses us.
This has all occured in the span of a few days, the Nottinglads were doing prayers in union to God in the morning, and then proceeded to leave their humble abodes to go travel in an attempt to sell their hard earned wares. When suddenly they came across an adult (of which whose name we have forgotten already) with two children. The Nottinglads in their noble nature greeted them when the vicious man attempted to attack them, the strong nottinglads subdued the man and the two ferocious children (whom as I now recall seem to all be in orenian allegiance). They took them back the Nottinghamic H.Q (In which only fleepers and Nottinglads are allowed entrance to) for questioning. The violent man and wild children would not give much information for they are weak in mind, and of little importance. Soon after a bandit group consisting of four attempted to attack the Noble Nottinglads and sell the captured savages into slavery. But once more as always Nottingham triumphs and then spared those bandits lives capturing them as well. They were like the savages, weak in mind and of little importance so to speak to such beings was of no prevalence. And seemingly as if a beacon, the Noble Nottinghamic H.Q was swarmed by waves of bandits, who failed time and time again to defeat us. Of those whom we captured in these endless assaults was an Orenian by the name of “Franz Nikolai '' and some wench (who’s name is of little importance) that claimed descendancy from King Jory of Norland. We spared the children, yet we proceeded to beat the teachings of our lord almighty,God into them. Yet the heathens would not understand, as they are animals with no moral conscience and no understandings of the world they inhabit. We allowed them an opportunity to be ransomed as to write to their filthy den of origin, Oren , yet the Orenians cowered before the might of Nottinglads as we are blessed by God almighty, King John. For we are a pious people and the lord gives us his strength when we need it. The captured bandits, savages, and sinners continued to write to their kingdom for some time, until the Nottinghamites simply pitied them as they knew an animal has no regard for others (in which they are all animals in mind) and hoped they would simply understand to attack Nottingham is a treacherous and unforgivable act giving them this one last warning. They were all freed, after being branded, humiliated and tarred (aswell given some complimentary Schnub’Nub mints™).
Let it be known like a piranha that would eat its own brethren in ignorance, or an elephant that would trample over it’s young with no regard , the Orenians can not support their own kind. Spawn of Iblees, their ethics are absent to such, and they cowered to save their captured from the strong, pious, and overall powerful Nottinghamites.
Continue to fear the Nottinghamite, weak Orenians.
Exile from 110 territories, will not stop God’s Chosen!
Cura ut valeas fleeperius
Edmure Ruk