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    Lady Whisperington

    “A Seasonal Disaster”

     

                      Dear reader, by now most have endured the chaos of the first and ongoing Social Season. The panicked Ladies going to purchase an array of new dresses within town and regalia for the season meanwhile the men ready themselves with suitable and brilliant new tailcoats. However, do not allow these grandeur festivities and displays deceive you from the true gossip involved. 

     

    “The Ruby of the Season”

    After an assortment of young and marvelous Ladies were presented to the courts,  especially some of the few most regal selections; Princess Charlotte Augusta, Lady Helena Augusta, and Lady Cosette Ashford de Falstaff; a chosen gem was selected by Her Princess Imperial being the beautiful Lady Alexandrina Frederica of Pruvia. Her chosen attire and appearance in court caught the eye of nearly every male suitor making her a rather desirable choice for this Social Season. A much more appealing and tasteful Lady in comparison to the few others including and not limited to Lady Swanhilda who had an arse more ample than a donkey and allowed herself to fall apart before court causing the poor maids to hastily sweep up the destruction she caused. Another questionable Lady had to be the Miss Emerentia Kovachev who wore a rather revealing and might I say whorish garb. Let us not forget to also recall that Gwynevere with the tacky and horrendous hat. 

     

    “The Running Haensewoman”

    Not only did Orenian women participate in this year's Social Season but apparently a young woman by the name of Ida Mondblume sought to attend as well. Supposedly the woman is a Haense runaway and her family was caught moments before the Presentation of Debuts collecting outside the doors of the Augustine with crude words directed at several of the servants and the Majordomo. It is rumored the woman rudely questioned the Governess Anna Henrietta about her husband the Saint day prior and caused a ruckus with her family storming into the palace and demanding she be brought home. Meanwhile her face is pretty, it seems she is a troublesome package, it is probably best she returns home.

     

    “The Ideal Couple”

    It appears this year's ruby has found a match made within the seven skies. During the unionized waltz it appeared that the Lady Pruvia and Count Ashford de Falstaff found themselves breaking the routine to display a marvelous paired dance. It was told that the Count was unable to take off his eyes from his prized ruby during the entire ordeal as he hoisted her into the air. We hope to see more of the stunning couple further into the season. 

     

                   Dear reader, let us pray that some of these Ladies fix their acts in the upcoming days less they wish to remain without a suitor and become wretched hags that own cats galore. Until next time, adieu!

     

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