Baconthief

He has a perfect score of 5/7

"The birds do not mix, sparrow does not mix with pigeon, we should not either." Says a long dead prince, his ghostly grumbles carried through Laureh'lin on a breeze.

On 6/2/2016 at 8:33 PM, cyber_king3 said:

I wish I could write this good...

well*

Start there

Good enough excuse, you're off the hook this time.

Shouldn't you be in school right now? You posted this at 11 am on a Wednesday, why are you doing AMAs in the middle of school? This is not how you get an education.

How are the Starr tests in texas, I left the year the put those in.

Good job, reminds me of something you'd read in a monster manual for d&d.

Nocu is an intelligent and phenomenal individual who would easily accomplish what is required to be a forum moderator on lotc. She is responsible adult who I know would go beyond what is asked of her as a forum moderator. She is the kind of person that you want on the lotc staff. Don't be fooled by her low post count and noobidity, you need her on the FM team. 

Mizz, the great npc banker, may grace you with his presence idk probably not. He has lots of banking to do.

Natural selection at work

For what's worth. I trust this guy to be a good lore master.

I've helped/shared with him all the info on dark elves since aegis back when I was an active member of the community. However, I think he'd be a great addition to the team regardless of his dark elf experience. He is capable of going far beyond that subrace. He's a creative guy who would be a great addition to the team.

Courage, Duty, Honor!

We call upon our troopers, in this our darkest hour,

Our way of life is what we're fighting for,

The flag that flies above us, inspires us each day,

To give our very best, in every way!

It's a good day to die,
When you know the reasons why,
Citizens, we fight for what is right,
A noble sacrifice,
When duty calls, you pay the price,
For the Federation I will give my life!

Well all is fair in love and war,

That's what my gunny says:

You're not alive unless you're almost dyin',

These are the words I march by: Duty, Courage, Honor,

Every single day and I've been tryin'!

It's a good day to die,
When you know the reasons why,
Citizens, we fight for what is right,
A noble sacrifice,
When duty calls, you pay the price,
For the Federation I will give my life!

(Courage, Duty, Honor!)

The Eagle, he flies high above us,

The Eagle, he makes our spirit soar,

He gives me the strength to carry on,

To fight, and win this war!

It's a good day to die,
When you know the reasons why,
Citizens, we fight for what is right,
(Courage, Duty, Honor!)

A noble sacrifice,
When duty calls, you pay the price,
For the Federation I will give my life!

(Courage, Duty, Honor!)

It's a good day to die,
When you know the reasons why,
Citizens, we fight for what is right,
A noble sacrifice,
When duty calls, you pay the price,
For the Federation I will give my life!

(Courage, Duty, Honor!)

For the Federation I will give my life!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it a good day to die?

If you know the reasons why?

Citizens we fight for what is right. . . . ?

In star wars canon that music is called jizz.

There is no escape, I will make sure this song follows you to your damned grave.

Here is the terrible truth. I do don't want to play and I never plan on playing lotc ever again, this has been the case for about a year. It was a fun run, but it was time to move on.

There is, however, a problem with my absence: I love to be an *******. Me not being around to be that ******* is a serious problem. Just to be the thing I love, I've to include myself in this again. This is something I do not enjoy doing and would like to avoid. I need help with something, so that I can move on, be an *******, pass my legacy, and not have to be included in the tiniest of ways.

I need people to send this video to Leowarrior at least once a month

Why you ask? Well I won't explain. Send it to him and ask why, find out that way

"Order Bureaucracy, Justice"

Mizz swoons at the display of these three wonderful virtues 

That's exactly what it means leo  Outlander

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A darkie develops a lung cancer accent

"About god damn time"

"You bring dishonor if you choose another after choosing one.

Divorce can only be found in death.

To choose valah makes you unworthy of immortality, only worthy of death.

Homosexuals are a plague on Malin's purity.

Necronomic partners,scourge born, followers of the most evil, the spider queen, should be forced to repent to their ancestors, and then burned alive.

Those with wanton tendencies should be forced to repent, then preferably beaten in public square, as being wanton, the ancestors give no care for gender nor should any mali allow nepotism to pardon the male, brings great shame onto the spirits of the ancestors and to the father of all, the creator."

-Mizz writes a guide on romance for himself-

:"Rats gather to the festering corpse of the wood elves"

Oh yeah,you can not solo life is fuedal.

Edit:

Right, I am free to say more than a few lines. I joined an rp server and I'll tell you of my experience that sort of sums of the game.

I joined the server, first thing I did was ask in global chat if anyone needs a worker. I am invited to a group who live far away from any of the main cities. I am assigned to be the lumberjack and carpenter of the group. I give the the lumber to the builder who builds our houses and huts. I am asked to use my carpentry to get barrels for the group, yet the blacksmith is not online to give me the iron bands needed. So I take my sling, as I am a noob, and make my journey to the nearest village.

I find a boar along the way, kill it with the sling, and collect its meat for my tribe for when I return. I reach the road( roads are all made by players, there is not a single thing not made by the players, and they increase walking speed on them) and begin making my way to the city, I meet a couple of people on the street rping as I go by. I reach the town and find the local blacksmith. He offers to give me the iron bands in exchange for chopping lumber. I take the deal and begin to work. He warns me, before I depart, of a war going on between the north and south, and he tells me to use caution on the roads.

I make my way back, along the road, and I am met by northern raiders. They brandish swords and armor, while I basically wear a sack and have a sling. They threaten me and attempt to try and take my iron bands I had worked very hard for. I decided **** that and shot my sling and ran. Me being in a sack and them armor I was able to run away and lose them in a forest. I return to my little village with the iron bands needed to make the barrels. 

The main perk about Life is feudal is that it requires other people, it's mandatory. Yet this demand forces you to leave your hovel and go out, interact with people, and find fun and unique experiences along the way. I recommend finding an rp server because of this

I had fun, yet I can't play anymore because it takes forever to load. I'd also recommend Ark over Rise of Kings.

Life is Fuedal reminds me of Ultima online. Wonderful crafting system, the bag is even the same. I enjoyed playng it.

Edit: That being said, last time I palyed the loading screen took an hour. This was maybe two months ago

Mizz recalls the Oussana he's slain, thinks it best not to share.

I am waiting for this summer semester to end, probably will be available to play around in a month