DrakeHaze

*places a bid on the poster*

300 minaz

*A new note is written*

Mi vill pay 9000 fir da blarg.

[[Quick question are you selling ownership of this place? Also how big is the plot? Do you own it or is it owned by a king or whatever. In need of more information]]

*grunts thinking about buying it perhaps*

*Suddenly punts a halfling when he sees the prices*

Goblins are Orcs. Goblins are as short as 4ft, they are as strong as an average human knight. They can wear armor and they can be stupid if they were born nub'hozh. Goblins have the best tech but most will disagree because of the recent Goblins. Not only that but there haven't been that many Goblin inventions as of late. Goblins with the 2 feet tall MPM are considered powergamers and should be reported. If you see trolling goblins and their gobo character is stupid, you should speak to them and see if they know their lore, you should also ask if their gobo was dropped on its head numerous times when it was a cub.

Goblins: What are they? They are Orcs, they are not weak, the have bloodlest, they are smart, they have good tech, the are NOT < 3 feet tall. They are Goblins. Don't screw around.

I volunteer Pugsy.

Edit: Thanks for the -1 guys. Real mature. Learn to take a joke. -_-

Well, Dwarves need to be called out too then. They're balls of fat. And there is no problem with Gobos. They are short, weak, and attack in groups. They are smart, now strong. And hardly any orcs claim to be intelligent. Maybe it's just weird, but do any other races actually study bodies?

Dwarves to not need to be brought up simply because nobody really cares that much. As for Goblins being short, weak and attack in groups? No. Goboz are not these little gremlin types of goblins that you see on TV or while playing WoW. Goblins are ORCS! They are a subrace. Depending on their upbrining they too can be warriors, most of the goblins we have today are just trolly alts that use mpm super small size. Goblins, from what I've heard from everyone are supposed to be 4-5 feet or so, around the size of an AVERAGE human. Goblins are not a seperate race, they are infact and in lore, Orcs. Sure Goblins are more cunning and make the best war machines ever invented. Sure they are shorter than an average Orc and weigh less, but that does not mean they are weak. I am pretty sure Mog made a post about these 'new' goblins running around. Feel free to search for it, it describes the physique of a Goblin in detail.

I do not mean to be rude but it is rather sad to see people playing 2 foot tall goblins who are just weak and pathetic and run around taking the pants off some human in Arethor. Disgraceful. As for the Dwarves, I am unsure of the weight of an average dwarf. However, taking into account of their size I'd say their average weight is between 150-200... anymore and I think they mini-sumoz.

As for Orc weight and hieght. All of Blawharags points are valid. Orcs are war, in purest form. Intense training that's impossible for us as actual humans to even attempt. Ever race has their 'speical' racial awesomeness. I've seen elves being ninjas and dodging the majority of my attacks simply because to them I am some fat Orc. Being tall and skinny does not mean you are super flexible and can dodge attacks while wearing heavy armor, dodging is a rather cliche way for defence in fights. If you've ever been LARPing or simply used your imagination with friends when you were little, you would realize dodging a sword/axe or arrow is rather difficult. You must be quick, good eye-sight and be 1 step ahead of the person. When I see an Orc and Elf RP fighting it usual looks like this, Orc swings his mighty axe from the ground upwards at an angle from his right side. Elf spins and dodges, thrusting his sword at the Orcs neck. Orc uses his free hand to counter the sword. It's fun and entertaining to watch, however I've seen numerous people use the "attacks the neck" as an Orcs weakness countless times. Orcs are big and simply being able to reach the neck with a weapon is hard enough, the further you have to lunge your weapon the less force is behind it. Not to mention the type of armor everyone RP's with.

If you've ever watched deadliest warrior, you'd see that the "Ninja" was destroyed by the Spartan. This isn't assassins creed, this is Realistic RP. All in all, Orcs would normally win in a 1v1 fight unless something unique happens. By unique I mean the Orc getting stuck on something or blacking out for some reason or simply his opponent fights dishonorable and uses that to his advantage agaisnt an Orc. I've RP fought a dwarf before. Weight was not a problem, there was no powergaming. Just a good honorable fight. 1 Last point I'd like to bring up. Being 'fat' or just really large does not mean you're as slow as a turtle, it just means you're really big and would have a hard time fighting someone really small, and also take in consideration of the environment, being in a small cave an Orc would have a hard tiem moving around. I'm done. Have fun with that :3

Mi hab foun' a armur cheztpieze ting id a ruinz. Id wuz ib da dezert ab mi foun' id ib diz chezt roun' lotz ub flatted sharaz. Peepz shinie ab id bub'hozh!

*Reads the note, unsure why he is reading it in the first place"*

Poniez taste hozh."

*Skribbles a message underneath it*

"Dun zell ta sharaz. Mi vill buy da poniez fir Gahk zets ub diamund armur!"

*Forgets to leave his name before walking away*

[[Do not -1 his post because you are sore you lost. Like he said it is optional! Although we have your beards either way, and I for one am editing my skin and using your beards as a loincloth. Have fun with that on your concious :3 ]]

Makes 1 mistake, offers himself up to be banned or removed from GM...chill bro? If everything is going to be fixed I ain't gonna yell at ya that my mansion mysteriously vanished with some stuff :3

They are the NPC's that were driven from their NPC village by the people trying to make Haven or something. So now they're out for revenge and discovered necromancy and other forms of magic because 'screw you my nose is big'.

A Goblin's Learning Experience

Writing 1: I've been apart of the Orcs wars for quite some time. I do not mean to brag in my own writings but after learning and mastering the use of an shortsword from my Orc brudda Zogtar I have been able to handle myself in battle quite well. Just sending my shortsword through a dwarf's chest is just so... invigorating! I understand why Orcs love bloodshed and I feel that is something I now share with my brethren. After paying close attention to the battles I have become rather intrigued with explosives. I mean, something so tiny can cause so much damage! Just like me! So I thought what if it was possible to make an explosive so powerful it can take out an entire army? I'm crazy right?

Writing 2: I mentioned my thoughts on explosives to Zogtar and he asked if I would want to learn blacksmithing to get a better sense of what explosives really are and such. Of course I accepted. I mean what sane gobo would deny learning how to make explosives? However after a couple months of training with Zogtar I've learned that blacksmithing is REALLY hard work. I mean how do you expect a gobo to keep carrying around heavy ingots and dragging around armor for the other orcs. It was a pain, however I have grown used to it...so damn used to it I can't fit into my clothing! I dare not boast but I have grown a substantial amount of muscle these last few months and I had to get refitted for ALL my armor. Such a pain...I haven't even begun learning about explosives! I'm just his damned lackey! ... It is rather interesting to learn blacksmithing though, and I do quite enjoy it, I just can't wait to learn about explosives!

Writing 3: It's been a year since I've started learning from Zogtar. He's finally taught me a little about how explosives are made and how they work. Took him long enough...I think he just wanted me to be his lackey for awhile before he actually taught me about what I wanted. I'm kidding, this has been a rather invigorating learning experience. After helping me craft some dynamite he wanted to show me the explosion they'd make. HOWEVER! When he threw the stick of dynamite across the sand dune I began to wonder..how far can an explosive fly through the air? I mean wouldn't this help the Orcs if we would know how far the dynamite would go? After thinking of this for a day or so I came to the conclusion that an archer would know all about air current and such. I'm stumped now for I do not know an archer... guess it's time for some Goblin ingenuity!

Writing 4: I've decided to learn more about archery before I can finish my training with Zogtar. So what I've been doing these last few weeks is watch professional archers shoot a target. After watching I have come to conclusion. The way an arrow is made helps how far the arrow can go. You see most common arrows are 'stream lined' and are light weight and have the most weight at the tip, that being the metal attachment. An arrow does not go completely straight! It eventually dips down due to an unknown force! So the heavier the object the faster it falls? Not exactly. I believe there are multiple factors that affect how far an object goes based on it's weight and shape. However I have not come to a conclusion on all the factors...

Writing 5: I'VE GOT IT! The arrow dips down eventually due to an unknown force that is for certain, however the reason it takes longer to dip down than let's say throwing a stone is because the force behind the arrow is greater than the unknown force. Of course I'm ignoring the angle the arrow is shot. Eventually the force behind the arrows depletes and the unknown force has a greater affect on the arrow. The majority of the unknown force I believe focuses mainly on the heaviest point of the arrow, that being the tip which would explain the dip. The factors of an arrow would differ from a stick of dynamite. This would also include the air current and the angle it is thrown. Air current also affects an arrow but the shape of the arrow seems to 'pierce through'. So this means the dynamite has to either be lighter in weight and shaped more 'stream lined' or there has to be a greater force behind the throw... before I can get more knowledge about this I must return to Zogtar and finish learning blacksmithing and go into more depth into explosives..

Writing 6: It's been a rough couple of months but I have finally finished my training and Zogtar has given me title of Master Smith. I haven't felt so proud of myself since...well since I learned about Air Current and the unknown force and such heh. Well, now I have more time on my hands. I've been crafting dynamite in different shapes, lighter weight, and adding more gunpowder... but to no avail. I thought my efforts were wasted. However I believe I need to look at this with a different angle. I've become a Master Blacksmith and have learned in depth about explosives and archery! That is something to proud of! ...I will not stop tinkering with explosives until.. well until I am unable to hehe! I do have a couple experiments that must be finished before I can give up on increasing the range of dynamite.

Writing 7: I've gotten side tracked.. rather than tinkering with explosives I've been tinkering with bows and all sorts of armor and weapons. I will not go into detail of what I have done to those items mentioned but I do believe this will help the War Nation.. definitely. Tinkering with explosives has been rather hard to do, as all my experimental explosives and such were used in the latest battle with the dwarves. Now that I think about it, I cannot remember how long it's been since I wrote one of these? I've been so involved with other matters it seems I have forgotten all about time itself! Oh well, I do believe this will be the last of my writings. Too much work to do and I must make the best of my time. I'm not good with ending things so abruptly so...I guess I can say this, beware dwarves! For Aki'Ra the Master Tinkerer shall soon have you on your knees begging to not be blown up! hehe, farewell...

Act your species? Ummm k I'm rather sure our species tends to hate eachother and rather enjoy intimidation and being rude. So if we were to act our species we'd be in a hella trouble.

Keep it the way it is now!!!!

Orcs will win anything related to strength, it is what our race is superior at :3 Unless there is a math quiz we lose...wait goblins we win...wait dynamite......we're all dead because of math quizes XD

Support, this would be interesting. Change the name to something different and have the entire thing be made by the neutral monks :3

The day I don't have money there is a sale, dammit!!! I was going to get diamond D:

*The street urchin returns and hands you a note*

"Mi nub intrude on finley. Mi wun ta blah wit lats, gib da kid a lettur. Mi wuz tryin ta git in tuch wit da finley but dey nub blah wit mid..."

*The note is poorly written but you are able to read it with a little trouble*

*A street urchin runs up to you handing you the poster*

*All posters have mysteriously vanished*

*a poorly written note is placed under*

Mi wun da dub lusks gulden axes. Mi hab da 900 minas fir lats. Ukee?

((IGN: DrakeHaze | Name: Grogmar_Gorkil))

I highly suggest a movement of the jabbernack. I saw a human just jump onto it without even reading the signs. I would think they're new but this still is breaking RP.

*Finishes eating his large feast by the Cloud Temple and is then approached by a Goblin who tells Grogmar about the war...Grogmar belches, stands up and yells aloud*

Mi show da oder uruk dat mi stronk! Mi flat lot gazats fir da glori ob da uruks!

*Realizes he has trained very little with his axe and runs off to go train so that he may be ready for battle*

I support this! Akira is always nice to people and is a great roleplayer, he would be perfect on the team! +1

For the RP sad theme :3

Actually just go look at all themes in Fairy Tail. Very good. I actually listen to some while I RP :D