Bofauk

A giant smile engulfs Bofauk's pudgy face when he hears that Kjells died and he says "Guud.... very guud t'ats w'ut t'ut s'eep fecker gets".

So where do I start? Alright so if you're a dwarf and you've been playing for about a year now, you should know me and my trolling ways, and you're probably wondering why I did All the stuff I did? Well I was going trough a really hard time in my life and that's really all I want to get into on that subject, and I really fell like Ive really have turned over a new leaf since then. Ok you're also probably asking you're self " so if you really turned over a new leaf why did you go onto team speak yesterday and start trolling?" And well the answer is I did it for "shits and giggles" but I'm not gona do that **** any more. So if you guys could give me a second chance that would be great ( I also apologize for any misspelt words I'm on a iPhone). -Bofauk

#DaThunderfistaregonasmashsomeirongutsfacesin

[[Can Bofauk pretty plz be unbanished, pretty plz?]]

MC Name: lawlmansayshi

Length of time playing a dwarf: IDK, 4 month or so?

How active are you? (Scale of 1-10): -1

Do you have a VA? For what? Wut dat?

RP Section

Yer Name: Bofauk da B0ss

Yer Clan, if aneh: Dun't ask meh dat again ye F*CK!

Deh god yeh wish ta studeh most between Dungrimm and Grimdugan?: B0TH!

Yer primareh skills (eg. Smithing, Mining, Fighting): DRINKIN'!

Do yeh swear fealteh to da Brathmordakin an' da Clergeh? SURE!

Do yeh swear to protect de Clergy members and holdings, and the Kingdom?:  YES TU ALL DA ABOVE!

((Um.... There might be taxes later if Omi deceads to make one on the house and all bids will be ignored till they meet the minmoal bid of 4,000.))

Bofauk stands in front of the dwarven hold saying-

                                            'ello there felluw dwarveys!

Am selling my 'ome, biding for the house will begin nuw and will end in a few 'ours ((days)). The starting bid will beh 4,000 minas, an the bid has tu increase buy 25 minas fere every bid. 'ave fun! Oh um moar t'ing dah 'ouse 'as imported sand stune in it, and it beh a "rich home"

Bofauk then begins to hand out some sketch's of his house.

((Scrinees will be added later imgur is acting weird.))

Chuckles he hears that Valen being a Paragon "W'at did 'e du t'at was su.... special".

Thinks over his decision on accepting Bofauk. He knows very well that his son is not fit to become an alchemist, but decides that he should give him a chance first. Kardel sighs, and turns to Bofauk.

 

"Lad, we bof nou dat olchemeh ainnea un job dat will enable ye ta peh yer taxes. . .bot ah'm givin ye un c'ance. Iv ye can pruuve ta meh dat ye gunna take dis seriousleh, den ah'll be glad ta s'ou ye da wehs uv olchemeh, as ah did ta yer two eldest brudders, w'o nou be dead. Ah need sumun ta carreh un sur famileh traditien, su ah'ma give ye un c'ance. BOT, remembah, untill ye pruuve sumefin ta meh, den ye ainnea gunna ufficialleh be en da olchemeh guild."

 

Lowers his head, and sighs. He mumbles so that no one but himself may hear "W'ere be mah best sons w'en ah need dem. . ."

[[Another (good) GM bites the dust.... another one gone..... another one gone..... Another GM bites the dust]]

Dis be not goodz

-=-=OOC=-=-
MC Name: lawlmansayshi

-=-=IC=-=-
Name: Bofauk

Toime servin' da dwurven kingdum: Since meh was burn.

Age: Ye suld knuw, fud'er

Clan: Aint got un no mure.

Resen fer joinin (At least 1 paragraph): Aye meh wunt tu join becus meh 'ave na job, i'm startin' tu run out ov money tu pay meh taxes on meh 'ome.

Ye swear yer loyalty ta da Guild an' Ogradhad?: Sure, w'y not.

Name: Bofauk

Place an X besides the name of the candidate you wish to vote for:

- Dun Irongut X

- Toveah Goldman X

- Kayne Goldhand X

- Spriggar Stormhammer X

- Athri Flage X

- Jerno Frostbeard X

*A small note is pinned to the ballot saying "Lets make them all Grand Merchant, peace and love foeava" *A small heart is drawn on the bottom of the paper.

Hears Bofauk's quote and sighs, as thoughts haunt his mind. After a while of thinking, and with a long sigh, Kardel comes to his son and puts his hand on Bofauk's shoulder. Kardel opens his mouth to speak:

 

"Son, ye meh represent Clan T'unders'ot, mah name uv ol', da name uv yer forefudders, bot ye best nut fail os. . .ye best not"

+1 Kardel is a active player and I think he would be a great additon to the event team.

Name ((RP Name)): Bofauk
Which clan do you represent: I aint got one no more, you f*cks!
MC Name: lawlmansayshi

((So I made a list of some reasons I could be banished ic pick ant one you want  Kilgrim -
1 Slander of a public offical (ie Kjell and Gourm)
2 Slander of the Frostbeard clan (calling them all "queers")
3 Repeated slander of the Stormhammer clan
4 Fighting amongst the other dwarves))

(Rply we see you as a stark, we also have OOC rules against trolls. I told you before to straighten up and so far you havnt)

((In teamspeak I told you multiple times I was going to remove you from the clan, and you said "I don't care, do it.", showing your lack of dedication to the clan, you are a major troll/annoyance OOC and frankly I was done with it, and so to not further in-sue my rage at you I thought the best way of disposing of you was kicking out of the clan and muting/blocking you in TS so that you no longer bother me. Other people in the clan were also annoyed by you. Therefore I felt that I didn't need an IC reason to get rid of you. You were a detriment to the Irongut clan RP and removing you was a good choice in my eyes.))

((Bofauk, you are banished from the clan. I wouldn't want you there. Frankly you are a serious troll and frankly, I don't have time for your ****.))

((dats mean, oh and what did I do IG to get banished?))

((I wana join, pick me.))

((Lol I'm not goin' to come to it, trolololololololololololololololololololol))

Charles u own me 100,000 mina 4 destroing dat 1 hold and killin' some orcs.

0/10 i nava seen you before

6/10 deres 2 many words