Old Man of Kralta

Old man would spitt in to piblius' pipe shouting "**** you" running to Humbert's home in Corfu

((איפה הדמות שלי הוא גם היה אביר יא זבל תוסיף לפני שאני מת בארץ הקודש

The Old Man would read the Golden Bull, a broad smile running through his face, enjoying the music.

A statement is given by Athelstan II Stafyr acting Lord of Stafyr

 

Right to put it straight, Stafyr and Werdenberg had no part in this, the assumption we are part of this 'kingdom of Oren' is in general insulting. Oren is an Empire not a kingdom  and in no time were we contacted about this. Until such a time representatives of this state contact us we will not acknowledge this 'Kingdom claiming the name of a Human Empire. In fact the very undiplomatic way this was handled raises questions over the leadership of this 'Kingdom'.

 

O((Basically where the **** is the RP and if this turns out to be  an OOC run state don't expect us to stay, we want activity not titles and power. Come on guys! not a good start.))

The Old Man would nod to the man's wise comment saying, "Agreed. The Stafyr neutrality is too delicate and precious to be disgraced with this form of loyalty, this is too risky. Please, for the sake of your prestige remain neutral. And not to mention the title 'king of Oren' has been used before under the good times of king Heinrik, a bountiful time indeed where Stafyr was at it's best neutrality.." 

 

"Otto? He couldn't lead himself let alone a Kingdom."

 

"House Winter? The snowflake is strong..." 

Faiz stares at the document, rather saddened by such condemnation. He snugs deeper into his bed, drinking a cup of tea his son had made for him as he continues to read forward.

 

"Truly, it is a sad day indeed when a man of the great Chivay family line condemns the men and women who so proudly served his family in the past. We were so loyal, so happy, but then the Raevir struck. . . " he takes another sip of his tea, shaking his head "Unfortunate."

The Old Man would scoff at Faiz's words saying, "Best remove the aneurysm that infests your ill mind and begin to think. Chivays praised a united Oren for the/Humans/ you now rely on pagan outsiders such as the Dwedmar and Orcs to achieve your goals of annihilation of a dead race, you fool. You expect to be praised when you fracture humanity with this disgraceful war of WATO and creating this pointless schism."

The Old Man would shake his head reading the false missive stating on a dusty piece of parchment, “Winters seem to behave the same in regards to their undying love of false and fraudulent propaganda. I would like to begin by informing all those who have a considerable amount of wit and skill to ignore this supposed, ‘Neutral’ summary of the great dynasties in the modern Atherian era and read an actually neutral document that doesn’t ignore key factors that took place during those times. Though, I shall commend you for an accurate view point of the humble and just reign of emperor Robert, and will admire the impeccable writing style you have used.”

“Your supposed, ‘Neutral’ view of the reign of emperor Tuvya is lacking a counter viewpoint that was accepted by majority of Savoie and others, as I do remember most citizens who arrived at Petrus glorified and commended Tuvya for his loving behaviour and acceptance to all those who wished to help him reunite humanity. You judge him for his failed attempts to appease a race of people who were taught to despise his family for no logical reason other than the, ‘Crow is corrupt’ for the entirety of their lives. I do not seem to remember Tuvya oppressing the heartland or the Waldenians in any reasonable way considering Vanderfall was considerably far from Karovia and Petrus, and considering Tuvya did not release any anti Heart-land legislation.”

“You also seem to forget the many faults Maric had. In all truth, his council quite frankly were simply incapable of ruling a kingdom. Even before king Aleksander surrendered Petrus to Maric they failed to create a heartland-esque lifestyle in Dragon’s Peak or Angren. They are the ones to blame for the acrimonious split of the human kingdoms and the ones who deemed us to a dark era of war between humans as a result of his illogical rebellion.”

“I await to see your next glorious revision regarding Arn Rovin and I suspect you shall not meet my expectations where you shall glorify a leader that has been condemned by all of humanity for his heinous and tyrannical actions against his fellow humans for a bizarre hate fetish he shall never put aside.”

 

Zahrer chuckles, watching as the Carrions once more **** about, making propaganda they know nothing about. He smiles, writing several brief notes to many. "Once again it seems the Raevir propaganda machine starts up. They make false of a simple meeting with the unfortunately corrupted paragon of the dwarves in which we spoke mostly about having him purged of evil by the ascended."

 

The Old Man would sigh at Zahrer's comment saying, "What does not go through your thick head? Raevir are an /extinct/ race, and the man who wrote this is clearly not Raevir. Your Casus-Beli against Akovia and it's allies is absolutely null if it regards the alleged crimes of the Raevir. In addition to your blatant neglecting of Raevir demographics, you seem to ignore the fact that the cursed arch deamons did fire onto the Cannonist alliance and not to the WATO, care to explain?" 

The Old Man would read the treaty rubbing his beard saying, "Absolutely shameful seeing how Dwarves act as if they are divine enough to intervene in matters of men, and even more shameful how Aesterwald use pagans to their advantage. I now await to see to the decimation of the Raevir, I shall prepare the three graves that will be prepared for /all/ 3 of those Raevir." 

 

"Excellence in ze lack of evidence, ont ze fact filled vis assumption. Ze only true 'Ignorance' ist zhat oft poor study on behalf of he who wrote zhis essay."

 

The old man would burst in to laughter hearing of Rosenchratz's comment arguing, "It seems the sin of hypocrisy overtook you, Waldian. It is curious how the schism and its combatants find it agreeable to fabricate fraudulent and utterly shameful allegations with no supporting evidence. I seem to recall no contemplated evidence that could solidify any of your claims against the Cannonist church nor the kingdom of Akovia and it's allies. And no, a few petty bandits do not nearly qualify for any sufficient evidence. This schism is nothing but an absolute sham fueled by a bizarre hate fettish your ruler upholds against an almost extinct group of people. For the past two saints day you spewed utter ignorance and slander against the said extinct race and when one man speaks truth based on knowledge and intellect instead of arguing the bloodlines of a man from Aeldin, he is to be refered as ‘ignorant.’”  

((As your not a random person il dignify you with a reply, I never hid the fact I am John of Darfey since I was in the skype chats, everyone knew who I was, including Cracker and Knox. Plus I used the account John of Darfey after a couple of posts on my original account that was this one. The reason I used the account was not to hide and troll and shitpost. I used it to post roleplay and if you go through every post I had on John of Darfey you shall see that :) poof out.)) 

 

((Good thing though now I know who the old man is, ya not worth my first reply even))

-snip- Your right not in the mood for a shitpost fest, I would suggest locking this thread before it gets more out of hand. 

((Huh k, if that was the reason I would have done it a few weeks back, not after two months of me returning. Plus do not really consider Cracker "Enemy" ooc'ly thats a bet much idk if he does or not nor do I care :). Put your tinfoil back on and think more. Also I did not start the Schism and have no part in the clergy that run it bub.))

 

((Last post I do not usually reply to people that hide behind fake accounts, man up and use ur original forum account . So I know who I am addressing))

((It seems you share the same virtue, as seen in the two posts above..)) 

The amount of salt, from one message is amazing. Do people not know that Mirtok is dead why do they keep saying that Volker is Mirtok.

 

((The amount of distaste and ooc hate is high in this one, get over it. It aint the CH Mirtok. If you got nothing but to slam him for a past character then your beat.))

 

((The two replies above are a prime example of why people see Strelts as trolls))

((And you doing a schism based on the fact that the current hp is your sworn enemy ooc'ly isn't the same? You and him cant put your differences aside and now it brings us to here what do you expect? Always out there to get a group of innocent players just because they took your empire, very shameful in my opinion, and don't act as if it isn't ooc.))

*Captain Volker finds the response authored by none other than the great High Stagnant himself.

 

"The Raevir would hardly be an issue among the civilized nations of Humanity if it were not for their Carrion leaders. The same line of Crows that have brought about the systematic destruction of righteousness and strength of the Imperial Man by replacing it with poorly cobbled shanties, extreme social degradation of speech, seemingly endless silence of what little legitimate faith left and infectious whispering spreading discord among any and all nations. The Carrion were not of divine choosing to lead, a blasphemy in on it's own in the scriptures of the legitimate faith. So instead of accepting their position with grace and a shred of loyalty they went about and corrupted the entire race in the absences of the true Empire. They failed to serve their oath to the Horen line and only sought all the meagre power left behind by his grace, Emperor Horen. A cancer produced from the pollution of industry from the forges of Hanseti, generations of inbreeding and self inflicted intellectual suppression; Grew to become a bully among its peers, a brute with a club that battered Humanity around until the entire world grew tired of it and subsequently silenced it.

 

The Raevir could have been something truly noble if it were not for the Carrion leaders. Robbing them of prosperity under the just rule of the first Empire. Preventing them from heeding the shepherds calls to a new land- a new world- and keeping them tied to a post for which they can serve the Crows selfish will. They wrote their own histories, named their own victors, sainted their own family members, blended it all up and force fed it to the scraps of Humanity; Raising an entire generation on near blatant lies but still keeping them dull enough to never be able to threaten the Crows hold. And so we see those who we call Carrion speaking oh so eloquently, cupping their hands over the Raevirs mouth as to not allow their own creations to embarrass themselves while they plead to the world that it is all of us that are the bad ones, the rats and the thieves, the brutes and the murderers. Perhaps it has come to the point that even the Carrion elite are beginning to succumb to their own social engineering and eugenics. If they believe they can talk themselves out of this situation they have truly lost their right to even call themselves members of Humanity. Or perhaps they have become frustrated as their decades old pile of rubbish that would pass to the average Raevir is barely swaying even the simplest of Mardonic citizens.

 

Your scriptures piggy back on the great age of the first Imperium, of men who had not the faintest bit of Carrion blood in their veins. You take the truth, delete the names and supplement your own as to provide pseudo legitimacy in this world among leaders. You have retold what happened during the first steps of the Imperium in a manner of your own bias for so long that even you believe it as fact. As I sit here and reflect on all that the Carrion have done I am filled with anger. As I sit here and compare your history, your scripture and your literature with that of the originals, the holy books and the history books brought over to the new world along the great Exodus that your ancestors failed to join, I am left utterly speechless. The Crow is without a doubt a stain on the Horen legacy, a filth that festors when no one is watching; Spreading to every corner of the world and rooting itself in anything it can.

 

You are a coward oh High Stagnant of the Carrion curse. You would shield yourself with the Raevir instead of accept that you are inadequate and unfit to serve as the Creators highest voice. You would allow countless lives lost so that you can continue to sit atop your own throne in the Lords home, funneling your flocks' hard earned wages into your own pocket so you can expand upon your stoney summer home. You would stay silent of the atrocities inflicted upon pius and brave men in the North as they fight to keep the world safe from a full on and never ending Undead invasion; Speaking only to save your own skin after being called out. You are sick. You are twisted. And you will pay dearly for these crimes, not only here on Earth but also in the face of the Creator himself.

 

May you burn High Stagnant and your soul delivered due justice for your heresy. May you meet your ancestors in hellfire and brimstone so that the rest of our race may live in peace.

 

Love live Godfrey, long live Horen, and long live Humanity."

The Old Man of Kralta would laugh at Volker’s false and ignorant comment, wiping a tear and issuing a response, “Oh my good Mirtok it should be you of all people to distance themselves from this sham and not weigh your opinions on the masses. You were 285 at the time, if my calculations are correct and did not witness the supposed ‘fallacies’ of the Carrion vochna. Though, I would slightly agree with your sentiment regarding the galvanization of the Raevir culture to the imperial throne, but it was during the reign of emperor Tuvya that the supposed “imperial Raev” was existent, and even then the only substance that could warrant the imperialization of Raev, was a petty Raevir section in Petrus while all of Raev was secluded to the borders of Savoy and Alrasia.”

“Again, because you did not care to exist during the reign of king Heinrik, you wouldn’t know how the Raevirs were actually degraded by their own Raevir kings who suppressed and excluded the Raev from any important executive decision, distancing their culture to old Savoy in a small comune of loyal Raevirs called, Flotsam. While they seclusion of Raev was at its peak, the regime sought to favor the Winters, their useless vassals, and the ancestors of the Waldenian ilk, the men of the order of Saint Lucien the good.”

The Old Man then thinks to himself solemnly, “If I do remember correctly, it was king William Horen who lost Salvus to the Dwarven menace, a fact neglected by your Darfeyist cult, yet you do not glorify the efforts of king Heinrik who expanded the territories of the Oreni kingdom to the cold waters of Thoringard..” The Old Man sighs continuing to write, “It is shameful how you decide to comment on such a matter when you, as I said before, were simply not present to witness the disputed allegations against the Carrion vochna.”

“In a time when our greatest heroes forsake us to fight a greater enemy, we were left with an unstable regime which couldnt not stabilize, your own negligence, Mirtok, caused this to happen if you are so very anxious of it. I would reccomend to live on for another 285 years and shut the **** up about issues you have no knowledge about and think before you send an offensive missive to a regime that sought to create a better humanity that others truly enjoyed as a result of your own negligence.”

“Have another happy 285 years Mirtok, ave Celestia.”

The Old Man of Kralta sits in his chamber reading the slanderous and false document beginning to write, “Alas another glorious document by Edward Winter. As always tends to forget the important facts. King William was overcome by an obscene amount of weakness, unable to appease his vassals or hold back the Dwarven menace at the time. If it was not for the /peaceful/ ascension of the Carrion dynasty to the throne of Oren, I would suspect most lands leading to Savoy would be apart of the Dwarven empire.”

“Oh and the Purge. Again ignoring the circumstances, Edward. You seem to forget the amount of utterly useless nobles who brought shame to the Oreni throne and deemed ill fate to their own peerage, by attempting to benefit themselves and not the realm. Ah and of course this next part caused me to have a solemn chuckle, my humorous and bombastic Edward! Its funny how you referred to the Adunian people as our “Brothers” a nation of people who decided to rebel against their just overlords with no casus belli. I would not consider that race being called brothers by the heartland nor by the Kaedreni people.”

“Ah and yes, the most terrible Franz! I seem to remember a certain title being bestowed upon him, king of the Raevirs, a title that was beyond the reach of the Darfey ridden church at the time, but the so honorable and just ancestors of the Waldenian ilk decided to murder the king for simply having an anti pontiff crown him, yet they are praised for their dishonorable actions..”

The old man begins to read down the paragraphs chuckeling, “You never cease to amaze me with your use excessive neglections, Edward! The Chivay dynasty was deposed by Ser Vibius, not by the Carrions. Vibius simply handed the imperial throne to the Carrions and the Carrions accepted.” The Old Man ponders and the mutters, “You know this reminds me of the Phoenix rebellion when house Tarus handed the throne to Godfrey..”

“And of course the dreadful ultimatum! Where a nation of people decided to turn on the fourth empire by claiming Carrion de jure lands! You simply condemn the Carrions for sending an empty threat to illegal settlers on a piece of parchment while you glorify Godfrey for the blood shed he bestowed upon the human kingdoms to force them to bend the knee when they refused to do so. We are condemned for threatening those who refuse to assist in generating a strong and unified humanity but others are glorified for needless murder of innocents.”

“Edward you quite shock me with your testaments considering how the Carrions rewarded you with various positions despite your lack of any actual useful skill, and I speak on behalf of many people when I say that this document is of a fraudulent nature. Perhaps it is best you return to pleasuring young lord’s daughters instead, da?”