Salty Saradunan

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be reading

5 minutes ago, Lord Sagan said:

I literally downed you twice with a stone pickaxe and I'm not even a PvPer. Good luck kid.

You being afk had nothing to do with it.

Sorry, don't know what sort of mushrooms you are on, I suggest you delete that post before some German secret service police knock on your door...

You have been warned.

2 hours ago, Lord Sagan said:

Why does norland want Lily's kids dead so bad tho

You are a heathen and I feel like it

This is a violation of Dirty Mikes Great Reichs bible, your in game children will have their heads crushed, you will be banished from the great reich and, you will have to listen to me preaching the dirty bible at your house in real life.

Rukio13 has been found guilty of being a ****

Case closed

21 God Bless Norland

Depends what map you are doing

Do not worry, Jesus Christ will guide you to heaven Axeman, where you can be called a white boy all you want, but first a verse from the bible:

Ahum

"For he was not despised or abhorred the affliction of the afflicted, and he has not hidden his face from him, but has heard, when he cried to him," Amen...

36 minutes ago, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said:

bro why does the teasers look like absolute garbage, like you're trying to push off what looks to be a shitty map already with good looking shaders

 

i didn't know we were playing in vietnam either, who thought this was going to b a good map

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We are doing Vietnam war rp i'm def playing Viet Cong soldier and ambushing capitalists in the jungle 

Do not try and s*** all over the post he clearly took time in making

My personal thoughts

Praise the all father bby

Alvar Ivon thinks for an entire day, even from suffering from rapid headaches, and vomiting from his increased alcoholism, he presses a wooden bottle of vodka to his lips, while the other hand of his rummages through the sack for another bottle of vodka, he feels the head of the Dark Elf who he killed in Adelburg, he lifts the rotting head out of the sack, its lips seem to have been removed, in disgust he puts it back in the sack. Then he had an idea.

"You may not be able to sail to it," He says calmly and seriously "But you may be able to swim to it." He starts tapping the top of his head as if he made a scientific breakthrough.

We should remove everything but magic on the list

Just now, TheSilentFriend said:

Lucus would stroll by the young teen as he sits under a tree, He'd only give a friendly wave not looking at him as he pass by.

Saradunan would turn from the cloaked figure to the man who waves, Saradunan would then put the middle finger up towards him.

4 minutes ago, Argyy said:

A cloaked man appears and slaps the Ruric soldier across the face, "Rude."

If the cloaked figure were to turn around and look at his cloak a massive bird crap would run down from top to bottom and a Raven would land on the ruric banner men's shoulder as he laughs

A man in a Ruric tabard sharpens an iron sword and looks at the teen with a dead eye staring at him. 

"Go kill yerself you shite" he says not caring about Te teens mental health

Long live hara- I mean good job

Nax'Ram frowns hearing of this while his mouth is full of rotten loafs of bread, he them has massive sigh of relief as a foul smell comes from his cave.

Nax'Ram is asleep as all this is happening if he had heard of this he would eat a rotten loaf of bread and go back to sleep

Nax'ram roars before dribbling then falling fast asleep in a cave.

On ‎6‎/‎09‎/‎2016 at 7:29 PM, Argyy said:

"Good to know." Videric muttered as he finished reading the poster. He turned away and pivoted on his heel to return home. Slamming the door shut, he rubbed his chin and began looking for something, before he headed for his wardrobe and took out a red and black tabard, symbolizing the colors of the Rurics. He frowned upon having his gaze fixed. "Guess I won't be needing this anymore..." He would exit the house, grasping the tabard in one hand before arriving in an open plains. Tilting his head, he would look to see if anyone followed him, before dropping the sleeveless jerkin onto the ground. He raised his hand in front of him, before a small flame appeared on top of his palm. He sighed and set the tabard in flames. As he done so, he turned away to leave, leaving the tabard burning till it was no more. 

A figure on the horizon would run a finger across his neck and pointing towards Videric before it disappears

Nax begins dribbling on the ground and licking his lips then getting instantly bored and shoving his face into the dirt

Saradunan Ivon sits on a dead and shattered tree that has long since fallen over, he grasps a silver blood covered cup filled with red wine, he lets out a long sigh. "Good luck" he says before he takes a long drink of the wine, he gets up, almost falling over onto the grass, the cup falls out of his hands as he walks in the direction he thinks the dreadlands are.

Saradunan is found shouting at the stream of light "F*** of yeh bloody thing" He can be seen putting the middle finger up "Some need the get to bloody sleep!"

"Well I guess this is karma for Oren invading us." States Saradunan relaxing in his chair "Well goodbye Yale"

let yale burn for all I care

"******* Weakling, he should have received the bloody death! Hope he is given the gift of torture!" Says Truppen Saradunan Ivon as he drinks his ale as he sits on a dead orenian body