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Daekra Solli'gra Society: "Tell us some basic things about yourself." Society: "What would most people call you?" Me: "I use the name 'Frost' whenever I want to lie." Society: "How old are you, in terms of years?" Me: "Hmm... I existed before you were ugly which may translate to twenty one years of age." Society: "I'd hate to ask this but... are you a male or a female?" Me: "I carry a spare dagger at all times... in my back pocket, but yes I am a male." Society: "Please tell me you're not a human." Me: "I'm obviously a human, how'd you think I'm so messed up?" Society: "How's life treating you at this time?" Me: "Better than my victims." Society: "I'm afraid to see what the creator has conjured up..." Society: "How tall are you?" Me: "Tall enough to hang you from a tree." Society: "Are you fat?" Me: "I'm not your mother, am I?" Society: "Well, what does your body even look like?" Me: "I guess muscular enough to attract your mother." Society: "What do your eyes look like?" Me: "My eyes are a unique dull silver due to rotter's acid, still I'm able to see decently." Society: "What's with the long hair?" Me: "Helps me to block out society." Society: "So, how's the sun been treating you?" Me: "I guess I'm much lighter than those Caliphate guys." Society: "Have any kind of markings or tattoos?" Me: "Well... I do have quite the nice dragon tattoo on my right arm." "How healthy are you these days?" "Eh... it's not my health you should worry about." Society: "What... is wrong with you!?" Me: "I'll let you figure that out when I'm torturing you." Society: "W-What do you have in there..." Me: "Anything with the ability to cause pain or suffering to those in my way." Society: "Please... don't tell me more..." Me: "Nah... I'll just /show/ you more..." Society: "I'm not too sure if I want to know about you" Society: "I don't have to ask if your a good guy or not, do I?" Me: "I'm no good guy, that's for sure." Society: "Iblees could be the only one you worship." Me: "I'm my own God, someday all of Vailor will think so too." Society: "I hope the church could do something about you." Me: "Don't care, I'll do anything that prevents me from being flayed." Society: "Who are you loyal to?" Me: "Me, myself and I." Society: "People like you shouldn't have jobs." Me: "I know but I'm still a bounty hunter." Society: "What are you known as these days?" Me: "Pass." Society: "Have any sort of profession that doesn't include pain?" Me: "I cut down trees to recreate the feeling of splitting a skull then I shape it into something useful." Society: "Any special talents?" Me: "Playing the violin and causing mental suffering to others seems to be unique." Society: "Tell me your weaknesses." Me: "Women, alcohol and bad stamina don't mix very well." Society: "A person like you, could never be unarmed..." Society: "What's your fighting style?" Me: "I've always wanted to dual wield, makes better use of my hands." Society: "Trained in any kinds of weaponry?" Me: "Axes to chop, dagger to slit, a bow in case if I'm too lazy to walk." Society: "What is your weapon of choice?" Me:"Emotions" Society: "I wonder what's more sad... your life or me asking about it." Society: "I can only imagine how proud your parents must be." Me: "Pfft... only thing I needed them for was to have me born." Society: "I could only hope some sibling will give you proper mental guidance." Me: "If I had any, I'd kill them to erase any emotional attachments." Society: "Care to have children some day and further devalue the gene pool?" Me: "Ew." Society: "Have any pets?" Me: "I see humans, orcs, elves, you name it... is lower than me." Society: "I don't want to ask about your past..." "I'll tell you soon after I dump this body."
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