I would love to respond to this with a voice but I’m mute (character). So I would answer like this:
Well Dressed Gentleman: “Welcome! What brings you to this lovely city? Adventure? Wealth? Or some grand aspirations to elevate your place in society?”
Caesarius: “*opens mouth to reveal a horrendously scarred area where a tongue used to be*”
Well Dressed Gentleman: “Oh My! I have not seen a... stranger person than the one right in front of me in a while...”
Caesarius: “*raises eyebrows*”
Well Dressed Gentleman: “Of course, what I meant to say was... Welcome! And... err... enjoy your visit!”
Caesarius: *shakes hand*
And so the two gentlemen head their separate ways.
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