JARVISPOSTING
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Jarvis, it seems that some staff members are afraid of giving feedback without reprimand.
Expose them. Leak their IP's. Dox them. Hang them upside down by their socks. Force feed them baked potatoes. Drop them in a vat of boiling sprite.
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Jarvis, what an incredible piece of writing and storytelling. Give congratulations to all who helped out.
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Jarvis, we're multiplying.
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28 minutes ago, Peralien said:
This Jarvis pill is repfarming and we're all falling for it. Not bad kid, not bad.
Jarvis, we must attain green arrows on a server about roleplaying on minecraft. These matter because of the reasons why. Make a deez nuts forum post specifically to gain these arrows; they are precious to me, and we must collect them. If someone exposes our evil plan, quote them and make a passive aggressive comment as a counter.
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9 minutes ago, JoshBright said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WHERE THE CHOSEN ONE
Jarvis, if Josh says we are, we aren't.
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6 minutes ago, lemonke said:
JARVIS NOOOOOOO, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
Jarvis, are we the chosen ones?
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Jarvis, there's a collection of spooks in Serheim.
Rally the church. Gather old PVP goons who will log on specifically to mess with the narrative for two days until the crusade is won. Make #s emotes with two new players and run when they come out. Stall and stall until the final day, when we rally a hundred players and make them lose hope oocly through toxic pvp posts and spamming DEUS VULT in #ooc and status updates. How can a tiny city of spooks defeat the mighty power of
GOD?
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Jarvis, we need to oocly collect information about important lore characters. Create an innocent looking thread. Collect comments. Get onto popular topics. Laugh at the pathetic lore posts below who get two comments. Bask in the server-wide fame as you metagame everyone and everything into oblivion.
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SpoilerJarvis, the Orcs are allying with the Jindles. Rally the Northeners. Demand outrageous terms so they're forced to go to war with us. Attack them. Post PVP montage clips. Make the war toxic and paint Krugmar out to be the toxic ones, so we gain the moral high ground. Bribe itdontmatta. Call in that favour with Rilath. Place dwarves onto the moderation team.
We must win this war.
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Jarvis, we need to resurrect Eve. Kill a newborn child. Fuse their souls. Give the frozen crystal an ability where it drives opponents temporarily insane. Make an MArt out of it.
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Jarvis, pick a character of mine. Put a vague description in. Wait for a response. Post in a troll face gif when they get it wrong. Laugh to yourself.
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Jarvis, skin people alive. Pixelate them. Transform them into MC skins so I can win the LotC skinning competition.
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lambast the admins at every opportune moment, and claim the server is evil and horrible. sigh dramatically as you eagerly await the next drama thread, as this provides us with the opportune moment to virtue-signal to ******* oblivion and farm millions upon millions of rep points. we don't like the green points, necassarily, more the idea of a lot of people agreeing with me.
oh - of course the person who posted the thread was justified in their posting. you're quite naive, JARVIS; we're all traumatised in our own way. it's us versus them. what do you mean we can all work together in a spirit of mutual respect? greentags are evil and I hate them, especially the lore team. NLs are horrible ooc schemers as well. druids do nothing but erp, obviously. the admins, of course, are evil people who don't care about the little people like me. they aren't human. I can't see them from a human perspective; I can't work with the admins, they're evil and everyone knows it. admins aren't people.
whatsmore, don't permit conflict. god, I hate conflict. I don't play characters, I just play self inserts. then, when my character is denied, I can act all offended and miffed; because it's me they're insulting. I can't see past that; I can't see what conflict roleplay is. there are personal slights, and tea-sipping rp.
anyways, log me back on. I need to 'roleplay' more.