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((Yeah just to be clear I told you I wasn't into PK lol, so these mortal wounds wouldn't really make sense.. )) 

"Thats an expensive stay..." Alfred thinks to himself, "especially when there are fine houses for free in Ostermark!"

*Alfred smiles upon receiving an invitation, thinking to himself; "What better way to ensure long lasting business with the king than to go wish him congratulations at his wedding?" he chuckles, scribbling down some notes in his journal. "Krisa! We're going to a wedding!" He calls to his wife*

"Sold!" he calls, selling the item to the winner

"220? Do I hear 250!" the man calls, giving the sword a twirl

*A man steps up in front of a crowd gathered in the square of Jberg, his voice echos through the streets* 

"Thanks to the brave men of Ostermark, the uprising of Pirates in the North is no more! The Pirate King, so he called himself, was constructing ships in order to plague and loot from our great nation. I have for sale the cutlass of this scoundrel, to be bought as a trophy to show the strength of Orenian men, or as an impressive weapon. The bidding will start at 100 minas! Finely crafted and enchanted to be extra sharp, this sword is truly a one of a kind!"

*The man unsheathes a fantastically decorated cutlass. Glimmers of fine gems and gold cover the handle. He shows the crowd, awaiting response*

Banned for being named Nug.

Banned for being a halfling

((Stole my idea >:( ))

((Sorry :( Join us :) ))

No diamonds.

this ^ hehe

The Bandit peers through his window, spotting the large group of soldiers. He decides to get a closer look at what they are up to as he goes out of his home. As he sees that the soldiers are tearing down his advertisement, he thinks to himself: "It is no fake crown... Someone will buy it." He frowns as he retreats to his home. He speaks with his cousin, and he is given a name of a collector who will purchase the crown. 

Banned for being cool

Finding the reply, the charity bandit chuckles as he writes a response. (He writes a distance away as not to be caught) 

"Wearing this crown would make me as evil as the nobles who do so already. To those who have interest in purchasing this crown, I advise you keep ownership of it secret."

~The Charity Bandit~

He writes back, slabbing the post underneath as he walks by the board.

The bandit strolls through the land, noting the reply to his post. Frowning as he knows it is not his way to scam these things, he rips down the reply and tosses it into the river.

The Charity Bandit ponders in his home as he goes to his closet. Retrieiving the stole crown of prince Pertinax Horen, he sits down at his desk. He draws a quill and inc from its place as he retrieves a piece of paper from his drawer~

-Crown of Pertinax Horen for sale-

"The stolen crown is for sale, and arrangements can be made to purchase the beautiful crown. If you have interest, the crown will be sold for 500 minas. Leave a response underneath this post, and arrangements can be made to meet."

~The Charity Bandit~

Walking about Oren a jolly man, one of the bandit's followers, places up the copies that have been made. They hang outside of Salvus, near Abresi, in Aldersburg, Malinor, and scattered among occasional trees along the emperors road.

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Banned for having 164 posts

((Looks good :) ))

Banned for banning someone else

banned because i begged a differ

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hehehe banned because my swagstache doesnt take backtalk.

Banned for having a swag mustache. 

Swagstache* 

Banned because my avatar has authority to do so.

Banned for not giving a reason