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((Yeah just to be clear I told you I wasn't into PK lol, so these mortal wounds wouldn't really make sense.. ))

"Thats an expensive stay..." Alfred thinks to himself, "especially when there are fine houses for free in Ostermark!"

*Alfred smiles upon receiving an invitation, thinking to himself; "What better way to ensure long lasting business with the king than to go wish him congratulations at his wedding?" he chuckles, scribbling down some notes in his journal. "Krisa! We're going to a wedding!" He calls to his wife*

"Sold!" he calls, selling the item to the winner

"220? Do I hear 250!" the man calls, giving the sword a twirl

*A man steps up in front of a crowd gathered in the square of Jberg, his voice echos through the streets* "Thanks to the brave men of Ostermark, the uprising of Pirates in the North is no more! The Pirate King, so he called himself, was constructing ships in order to plague and loot from our great nation. I have for sale the cutlass of this scoundrel, to be bought as a trophy to show the strength of Orenian men, or as an impressive weapon. The bidding will start at 100 minas! Finely crafted and enchanted to be extra sharp, this sword is truly a one of a kind!" *The man unsheathes a fantastically decorated cutlass. Glimmers of fine gems and gold cover the handle. He shows the crowd, awaiting response*

Banned for being named Nug.

Banned for being a halfling

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The Bandit peers through his window, spotting the large group of soldiers. He decides to get a closer look at what they are up to as he goes out of his home. As he sees that the soldiers are tearing down his advertisement, he thinks to himself: "It is no fake crown... Someone will buy it." He frowns as he retreats to his home. He speaks with his cousin, and he is given a name of a collector who will purchase the crown.

Banned for being cool

Finding the reply, the charity bandit chuckles as he writes a response. (He writes a distance away as not to be caught) "Wearing this crown would make me as evil as the nobles who do so already. To those who have interest in purchasing this crown, I advise you keep ownership of it secret." ~The Charity Bandit~ He writes back, slabbing the post underneath as he walks by the board.