Oblivion_Freak1

Hello,

I would really appreciate it if you didn't lie about being at my window. That is very offensive to me and I do not tolerate such lies. For anyone that would appear at my window would know I don't have blinds, and would also know I'd end up dragging them in to share a slice of ordered pizza before I let them stay outside to stare at me and make false comments on my hair.<...>

Hello you. You're looking very nice tonight.

Your hair is a mess though. You should seriously consider brushing it or at least putting a few sparkly ribbons in there.

Sincerely,

The person staring through your window as you fuss with the computer.

PS: Can you stop closing the blinds when you're dressing? Its really hard to climb up here, you know.

My profile told me I didn't have any comments and asked, why not say hello. So...hello me. Um. You're looking very nice tonight. Uh...but you really need to do something about your hair. It's a mess.

Best wishes,

Yourself. Or myself. I'm not sure which.