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Posting on behalf of Esterlen because he's drunk as **** and possibly dead, but he's penned this response for you anyway. Emperor John puts a quill to paper, penning a concise response.
"Oh Thorsson,
Dwarven devil and damned Devil's kith and kin, secretary to Charles Bono himself. What the Devil kind of knight are you, that you can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a *****, make subject of Canonist sons. We've no fear of your army, and by land and sea we will battle with thee - go and **** your mother.
You Lucienist wheelwright, you Urguanite scullion, brewer of Avar, goat-fucker of Frostholm, swineherd of King Rhewen, pig of Outremer, Dwarven thief, catamite of Adunia, hangman of Kal'Akash, and fool of all the world and the underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Devil, and the bend in our ****. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, go and **** your mother.
So the Imperial declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for us Canonists. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date, and don't own a calendar, the moon's in the sky, the year with our Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there - for this, you may kiss our arse."
((OOC REPLY:
This warclaim is rejected for a number of reasons.
1. You need to give us at least five days warning before a WC. There is a 5 day grace period. You have failed to do this, you pig.
2. You cannot warclaim at the same time as an existing warclaim. The existing one, which has been in existence since Sunday, takes precedence. As the Fat Controller in Thomas the Tank Engine once said, "You are wrong."
3. Oren has the initiative in this war. You do not. So you cannot make this warclaim without my consent. Regards, Rhys.
I am sorry if this is ineloquent, because I am dead. Thank you xox
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8/10, blends the majesty of one with the sheer anger that is normally conveyed from the creature. Improvements could be made though.
haha hehe hoho thanks friend i appreciate this feedback
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Fairly simple, still rate it 6/10 as it was appealing to the eye.
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Nation: The Merchant Empire of Levi'Haas located in San BayLeader Name: Queen Margaret Haas, colloquially known as the Scarlet Shrieker
Religion: The merchant gods of Da'enimCulture: Tilean
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Gauldrim Irongut applauds raucously.
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The Lord Regent and now King of Azwyrmor calls for Imperial support against the Dwarven Progressive Union and the pederast clergy.
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GRAND EDICT OF PARTITION, 1529
PROVISION OF SOVEREIGNTY FOR AZWYRMOR
It is the will of the Lord Regent of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Gauldrim Irongut, first of his name, that the lands that lay to the south and east of the Great Western Sea, west and north-west of Erochland, comprising of the former and current capital of Kal’Akash, the Dwed ports that extend their trade routes to the temple, and the fertile plains currently held by the Grand Kingdom, be created within its own independent and sovereign kingdom, the Kingdom of Azwyrmor, translated as the Thrummazagh eron Azwyrmorred, held by Lord Gauldrim Irongut as its king and sovereign, its capital seat becoming Kal’Akash.
(https://i.gyazo.com/a33577891ece1cb873a6355f6e82704f.png)
This land secedes from the Grand Kingdom and is to be considered a successor and its own sovereign and independent nation state, despite not holding all of the lands that were once held by the Grand Kingdom, it is created in the mould of former kingdoms and left to the successor to determine its own form of independent governance.
PROVISION OF SOVEREIGNTY FOR AVAR
It is the will of the Lord Regent of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Gauldrim Irongut, first of his name, that the islands of Avar, located to the north-east of the newly formed Kingdom of Azwyrmorred and to the west of the Holy Orenian Empire - central in the sea, currently held by the Clan Grandaxe in fief to the Grand Kingdom, be created within its own independent and sovereign kingdom, the Kingdom of Avar, translated as the Thrummazagh eron Avar, held by Clan Father Fimlin Grandaxe as its king and sovereign, its capital seat becoming Kal’Valen.
(https://i.gyazo.com/9023e2009f25f84469a74e68dbccf937.png)
This land secedes from the Grand Kingdom and is to be considered a successor and its own sovereign and independent nation state, despite not holding all of the lands that were once held by the Grand Kingdom, it is created in the mould of former kingdoms and left to the successor to determine its own form of independent governance.
RECOGNITION OF SOVEREIGNTY FOR THE AFOREMENTIONED
The lands henceforth denoted by this edict will be for all intents and purposes be considered individual, independent and sovereign states by the former Grand Kingdom of Urguan, the Holy Orenian Empire and the Iron Uzg alike, being granted full and unequivocal diplomatic recognition as their own nation-states.
This edict also extends to each and every former subject of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan not mentioned in this edict the right and privilege to self-determination and decision as to whether or not they remain within the Urguani union or alternately assert their own independence and freedom.
The Grand Edict of Partition is hence signed and agreed upon,
Gauldrim Irongut, Regent of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan
Vespasian de Sola, signing on behalf of John I Frederick, Holy Orenian Emperor
Kahn’Braduk, Rex of the Iron Uzg
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Yeah, I'm teaching Dwalin.
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=(Election Ballot of Urguan)=-
Place an X next to the candidate of your choice.
Your Name ((RP and MC)): Gauldrim Irongut ((RedBench_))
Race: Cave Dwarf
Uldar Irongut (Tirenas) X
Demagol Doomforged (Thumperjack_)Duren Hammerfist (McPancakes)Heus Grandaxe (Spartanred)Fili Grandaxe (Cpt_Noobman)Buldar Starbreaker (Karmadelta)The election will end in three stone days ((September 27th)). Bare in mind that only Citizens of Urguan may vote.
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Gauldrim Irongut nods his head solemnly, a look of sadness and pain on his face.
"May Dungrimm carry yeh justly old Skippy..."
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Name: Gauldrim Irongut
((MC name)): RedBench_
Titles: Justice of the Court of Mountains, Senator of the Senate of Hammers, Irongut Clan Elder
Age: 403
Published Works: Many books on Arcane Evocation, holy texts for Da Kirkja Dverga, Alchemy Books
What amount of time can you dedicate to the Remembrance Guild? ((How active are you on a scale from 1-10? Please state timezone as well)): GMT+10 (Aussie) and I'm able to be around a lot.
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SOLD
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SLAVE FOR SALE
Talbot Co. has come into possession of a nineteen year old human wench by the name of Akila, note the sketch below. Bidding begins at 300 mina,
- Talbot Co.
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Perrin Ferioli/10
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Application
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Mc Name: RedBench_
Skype: You have it
Do you have teamspeak? Ye
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Name: Gauldrim Irongut
Race: Dwarf
Age: 403
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"A man like you could find a good job in any large settlement, there is only question that remains however, did you know the Staunton's might become the royal family of Salvus?"
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A notice is pinned inside of Da Kirkja Dverga temple that rests atop Kal'Akash, nestled in the snow and the ice, the inside surprisingly warm yet gloomy and humid inside as a short Dwarf pins a notice up for all in the Dverga to observe.
"Fellow Dwedmar of Da Kirkja Dverga,
I write this notice in regards to a most exciting discovery. After transcribing one of the ancient tomes from Karik Dwed, I have found the holy text of Ogradhad to hold a message for the Dwedmar of Vailor. It spoke of a relic placed in what would become Urguan in Vailor, Ogradhad in his foresight has placed a pendant made of red gold in a shrine to himself. Hidden in ice and snow, the shrine is said to be sealed off and warded by daunting forces. It is suspected that a fallen Hero of the battlefield of Aegis during the undead wars has been granted a second life by the Brathmordakin, forged into a worthy hero for such a great relic. As priest, I am to undertake a pilgrimage to retrieve this relic, all Kirkja Dverga Dwedmar are welcome to accompany me. I plan on leaving shortly after Skippy Irongut's coronation, to take this holy quest on.
- Gauldrim Irongut, priest of Da Kirkja Dverga."((The event is on Saturday at 8PM EST, all clergy members are invited with open arms. All are welcome however, but don't be surprised if you are told to leave/go/or are lectured if you are a non-clergy member that is attending.))
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9/10, that's some pretty art boy.
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*Grabs his crossbow and other hunting items* "Time to hunt..."
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Penned in illustrious ink on fine parchment is an announcement that has been pinned up in the Dancing Igor in Kal'Akash, the tavern in Tal'Azwyr and all other prominent Dwedmar settlements. Upon it is written in fine detail and perfect common speech the details of an upcoming event.
"Esteemed Dwed of Urguan,
On behalf of Da Kirkja Dverga I implore all current Dwedmar in Urguan or abroad to make time to attend what is to be a most pious event. Unbeknownst to few outside of the Clergy, a Temple has been completed atop Kal'Akash, in the solitude of the mountains and ice. The completion of this great monument and an attribute to the kingdom and Brathmordakin will play host to the first sermon of Da Kirkja Dverga in Urguan for too long. Gauldrim Irongut will be delivering a sermon to educate and announce the newly reformed presence of Da Kirkja, signifying a new age of education and culture. All Dwedmar are welcome, alongside onlookers if they so wish it, yet they must not partake in any of the prayer which is reserved only to full-blooded Dweds.
Signed, Gauldrim Irongut."The flier signs off with a flourish of gold ink, alongside details of the meeting and directions to the temple itself.
(Date of this is the 08/14/2015, so in a few days time. It will commence at approximately 10PM EST time, give or take a few minutes to allow for attendance. The Main Temple is located atop the mountain above Kal'Akash, there is no established path there iirc, coords are: X-3115, Z-1900.)
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[Settlement Charter] Mount Locklear
in Vailor Roleplay Archive
Posted
The Lordship of the Blue Mountains
Direct Leader of the Charter: RedBench_
Nation/Settlement/Guild Name: Settlement name will be Mount Locklear, the name of the group will be Uldar’s Folk, a group of malcontent dwarves led by my character who is their leader and prospective ‘Lord of the Blue Mountains’, the land under the control of the group.
Type of Charter: Settlement
If possible, Declare an Official Timezone: My own is GMT+10, but in earnest I believe that it will cater to those in all time zones.
If Guild, Archetype(Choose, at most, two): N/A
Area Being Requested(Outline the Region Using the Map Provided by the GM Team. If possible, set coordinates as markers for us to make a good region on the first try):
https://gyazo.com/faa14d166d5c9ff13ae27ed519a822d8
(Doing the coordinates is very difficult for me as I don’t understand how regions work, so this is a rough idea but I’d rather employ the map boundaries as I don’t trust my own calculations.)
( -1225, -494) (-1030, -450)
(-1222, -200) (-916 -240)
Screenshots of Area In-Game:
Proof of Meeting Material Requirements:
Charter Signatures:
I, RedBench_ , fully acknowledge that if roleplay in the region in question does not occur, or player retention of the area depreciates to a level where hardly any active RP remains in the area, then the area will be removed, ruined or naturalized by GMs/ET members with a 1 week probationary period.
Additional Roleplay:
Upon Gauldrim the Banished’s (Formerly Gauldrim Irongut) exile from the Grand Kingdom of Urguan following the scandal surrounding the Grand Edict of Partition, he was forced into hiding. The toll of losing his home and people of his four-hundred year life span, there was to be obvious internal and mental turmoil inside the once proud dwarf. His time dedicated now to brooding over what he once had, the mistakes he had made and what could have been. After dwelling on it for a handful of years, the ambitious Gauldrim has set himself a new goal, to build a safe haven for those Dwedmar that seek asylum from the merciless clutches of the tyrannical Empire and the pederastic government of the so-called ‘Grand Kingdom’. Humanity’s power and authority makes them the greatest superpower of the known world, and Gauldrim’s inability to satisfy the Emperor’s territorial ambitions in Urguan has led to an irreparable rift between the two former friends. Acts of brutality and hate fester in the land as the dwarves suffer in the aftermath of their failed war of aggression upon the mighty and vengeful Holy Orenian Empire.
Amassing his own finances and supporters, Gauldrim seeks to rebuild and reinvigorate those that followed the late Grand King Uldar’s ideals and ethics. Humanity will be repulsed from the lands and those that remain following the gruesome war will be invited to seek solace here behind the walls of the leader of Uldar’s Folk and Lord of the Blue Mountains. Gauldrim wishes to offer a place of worship, sanctity, and cooperation in the land he wishes to establish. His ideals are to enforce and establish a rigid dwarven culture distant from the decadence and debauchery found in the Grand Kingdom, revolving around ancient dwarven rites and interpretations of faith, harkening to simpler times in tight-knit communities. By the grace of his own virtuosity he invites those that have been disrupted, wounded, hurt and displaced by the current wars to live and to rekindle under his watchful eye a minor dwarf-realm under new banners and forward-thinking leadership free from the bondage of both the Grand Kingdom and the Empire.