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Gaudy Cochran has spent much of his life in taverns. His father is a drunk, he has been told his mother was a washerwoman however he never has had the privilege of meeting her. Born on the continent of Arcas in Helena he has little knowledge of history except for what interests him. The stories of knights of Oren from continents past are something that Gaudy grew up idolising, hearing men talk in the pubs and taverns of Helena. As he grew, so did his desire to mirror the stories of the great heroes he heard about. Still though, he spent much of his time mixing with miscreants. This is what has made him self-serving. Realising that he must act in his own self-interest is he is to find any sort of success in his life. Having these images in his head, whilst not formally trained, Gaudy has done his best to emulate an Imperial Landsknecht soldier. Through his late-teens till early twenties, Gaudy found work in taverns, collecting mugs and helping with food all the while listening to pub-talk about the Orenian empire. He became somewhat skilled at dice and card games, giving way to him thinking that he must be lucky. Having won money in these games of chance, he has purchased himself a cheap set of armour which he wears almost constantly. Now in his mid-twenties, Gaudy sees himself as ready to begin working and earning his stripes. He sees the best way to do this as becoming a military man, but first he must shed his old drinking habits and convince himself to begin a new.
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Free speech is repressed, LotC is a police state.
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Posting on behalf of Esterlen because he's drunk as **** and possibly dead, but he's penned this response for you anyway. Emperor John puts a quill to paper, penning a concise response. "Oh Thorsson, Dwarven devil and damned Devil's kith and kin, secretary to Charles Bono himself. What the Devil kind of knight are you, that you can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a *****, make subject of Canonist sons. We've no fear of your army, and by land and sea we will battle with thee - go and **** your mother. You Lucienist wheelwright, you Urguanite scullion, brewer of Avar, goat-fucker of Frostholm, swineherd of King Rhewen, pig of Outremer, Dwarven thief, catamite of Adunia, hangman of Kal'Akash, and fool of all the world and the underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Devil, and the bend in our ****. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, go and **** your mother. So the Imperial declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for us Canonists. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date, and don't own a calendar, the moon's in the sky, the year with our Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there - for this, you may kiss our arse." ((OOC REPLY: This warclaim is rejected for a number of reasons. 1. You need to give us at least five days warning before a WC. There is a 5 day grace period. You have failed to do this, you pig. 2. You cannot warclaim at the same time as an existing warclaim. The existing one, which has been in existence since Sunday, takes precedence. As the Fat Controller in Thomas the Tank Engine once said, "You are wrong." 3. Oren has the initiative in this war. You do not. So you cannot make this warclaim without my consent. Regards, Rhys. I am sorry if this is ineloquent, because I am dead. Thank you xox
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Two dads living in the same neighborhood wrestle to decide who is the strongest in the block. The only way to win is to submit or tap out. NO MERCY WRESTLING!
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The company takes what the company wants, meet out the back of IGA and I'll kick your ******* head in.
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Rest in peace Michael 'Yimmya' Brown, another victim that didn't truly do anything.
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SOLD
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SLAVE FOR SALE Talbot Co. has come into possession of a nineteen year old human wench by the name of Akila, note the sketch below. Bidding begins at 300 mina, - Talbot Co.
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A bunch of young men all dressed in black dancing extremely aggressively on stage, it made me feel so intimidated and it's just not what I expect to see on prime time TV.
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Application -OOC- Mc Name: RedBench_ Skype: You have it Do you have teamspeak? Ye -RP- Name: Gauldrim Irongut Race: Dwarf Age: 403
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[Complete]-Looking For Work As Guard Gate-
Eetswa replied to hjgklmn0ajuvxc's topic in Completed Trade
"A man like you could find a good job in any large settlement, there is only question that remains however, did you know the Staunton's might become the royal family of Salvus?"
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