Waverly Antoinette

What happened?! I like the new format though :P

I'm a little annoyed. I was walking down a path when a hoard of zombies attacked me. I was escaping when the path glitched and I kept glitching back to the same position. If I log on, I'll die!

Just to clarify, you can't give another Archdiamond the password, only the Elders have spare keys!

Cele was almost paralyzed for life, perhaps I shouldn't have stood in front of a balcony to prevent a 9 foot Orc from escaping...

I've thought of a new business idea! Murder insurance! Are you tired of being murdered? Well now you don't! Just pay us 100 minas and if you die, we help you get back to your feet! Note, we require proof that you're indeed dead. Flawless!

I just realised that two people in the same house can't vote..time to become a peasant..

I hear that burnt off face, hair, crippled destroyed legs are all the rage right now! I hope so.....

Well I'm bored, anyone need a victim to kidnap and make a slave?

*Has a panic attack* "Server..not working in certain areas..."

I did it. I really did it. After years of making buildings that looked both awful and ridiculous, I have created: AMODESTNICELOOKINGACCOMMODATIONTHATICOULDACTUALLYBUILD

I'M LOGGED IN BUT IS IT WORKING I DON'T KNOW DON'T JUDGE ME

I know it's extremely short notice and that you're probably busy but does ANYONE else want to attend the dinner party? It'll be fun rp ^.^ ..we'll give you free food. http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/112498-the-dinner-party/

Thank you to everyone who took part in the dinner party and I'm sure you all enjoyed the twist! I'm sorry I couldn't have shown you everything that we'd spent the previous day planning, still, I think you had fun.

#inkaphrofortwatchingeveryonedieoutside ^^

I can't even craft a workbench *Looks up at sky* WHY

*Crashes*