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10/10
Mellunz

Character Name:  Berdo
 
Character Age (approx.):  48
 
Character Race: Human
 
Character allegiance (Oren, Dwarves, etc...): Whatever party is less fortunate.
 
Short description of their looks: A war-veteran, built like a bull yet suffering from over-use of healing potions. He is scarred from all his battles, and suffers from a damaged knee, missing fingers. Yet he wills through all of it, still ending up an fearsome oppononent for his enemies. His back is covered in a large tattoo of wings. His left eye is missing, surrounded in a burn. He has short, neatly trimmed graying hair and a neatly trimmed gray beard. Usually he wears his blue coat, with his hammer 'lucy' strapped to his belt.
 
Short description of their personality: He's rather hardened by everything he saw, from the wars he participated in, to the scourge he slew, to the monsters he helped the Delvers hunt. But beneath that cold outer shell, is a freindly man, who can sometimes loose himself in his own meatshielding existance. But all his experience means he can be a usefull help in situations that require a tactician. He's also extremely defensive and loyal to those he deems worth defending.
 
Other: He is an excelent fighter, yet somewhat unrefined. He has an iron will, and all his past injuries mean his pain-treshold is much highher than usual.

Rather than crying about it that you are no entertained and that the map sucks, go RP and make things happen. There are so many ways to CREATE fun things, lack of effort from both sides is what I see nothing else. Blaming the staff for a boring map, it's not the maps job to make RP for you. Stop being plebs already cause you are not given RP on a silver plate. Get real please and put up some effort. 

#Realbitchrant

Yes.

Poop out pure liquid gold.

Depedns on how much the Gee ems messed up. Likely an hour, two, three.

"Coo'." Mutters Ven'lam.

They unwhitelisted everyone temporarily, to fix the massive worlderrors that occured. Be patient!

9/10 Looks sassy as ****

You mayhaps come across a note on any notice board in your journey, it reading;
"Socari wants babies with Sophia Horen. That is all."

9/10
Needs more serbstorm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwUg8KkipA0

I lol'd.

It's simply manipulating me with signs my brain recognizes as an infant, triggering a protective/Affectionate responce from me. I hate being manipulated in that way- So i'd punch it.

((That image... *goes to take a long shower* ))

Has the boredom come to you counting that?

I HAVE NO SERVER TO OCCUPY ME. 

I also want to punch your signature in the face.

You said yes 153 times.

By chance, Ven'lam find the watcher as he's unpinning one of the letters. With a clear of his throat, he approaches;

"May I come to your Wedding celebration?"
 

Bring back ban farms!

Wait, you mean to say they're not called that?

I think the proper term is skype contact acquirement facilities.

A brothel in the newly-established Cok'lomi, the phallus shaped town. Yes.

Internet levels are off the charts.

"Top Kek." Says Ven'lam, chuckling at the open insult

Its down for everyone, dont worry the staff are on it. I hope.

Hi.

?/10
-Was too afraid to look at video due to the thumbnail being anime.

I've informed an admin of it's downtime, We'll se if my efforts have any effect.

Ven'lam wipes his runny nose as he comes across the invitation.

"I wonder If I'd be welcome." The man thinks to himself, adjusting his scarf. After a breif moment of thought he smirks.

"One way to find out." He thinks, brushing his mess of a hair off his goggles, whistling a tune as he goes to dress all fancy.