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  1. Publius

    Dear dorks and dorkettes, I just stayed out until like 5:30 in the morning hanging out with this girl I like, but we intend on being roomates and I don't know if it's appropriate to pursue things. What do I do?

    1. Org_The_Robo

      Org_The_Robo

      Just stop being a panzy and make it known you want to plough.

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  2. Publius

    Dear dorks and dorkettes, I just stayed out until like 5:30 in the morning hanging out with this girl I like, but we intend on being roomates and I don't know if it's appropriate to pursue things. What do I do?

    1. Org_The_Robo

      Org_The_Robo

      Listen you peasant. You need to start displaying your affection for her. Use lots of eye contact and use a pickup line like "Are you my boss, because you're giving me a raise." Flirt with her, you inbred. Then stomp.

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