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    The Notorious Raevir - Big Raevir

    in Anthos OOC Archive

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    THE NOTORIOUS RAEVIR
     
     
     
     
    Allow me to lace these lyrical douches in your colored hair
    Who slays edgies and make moves with all the elven lesbians?
    The back of the tavern sipping Carrion Black is where you'll find me
    The back of the tavern, mutilating elves, my crew's behind me
    Mad edgy slaying, slave passing, bards blasting
    But I just can't quit
    Cause one of these edgies Stanis gots to mutilate
    Torture with, keep the ep a secret, why not?
    Why blow up my spot cause we both got hot?
    Now check it: I got more mack than Craig and in the bed
    Believe me edgy, I got enough to feed the needy
    No need to be greedy, I got mad friends with Chariots
    Minas by the layers, true ******* players
    Jump in the horse and come over, tell your friends jump in the mule
    I got the scimitar by the tree
     
    (I love it when you call me big raev-ir)
    Throw your hands in the air, if you's a true raevir
    (I love it when you call me big raev-ir)
    To the elves getting money playing raevirs like dummies
    (I love it when you call me big raev-ir)
    If you got a blade up in your waist, please don't cut up the place! (why?)
    Cause I see some edgies tonight who should be having my blade, blade
     
    Straight up edgies really I'm asking
    Most of these edgies think they be mackin', but they be acting
    Who they attracting with that line, "what's your tree, what's your subrace?"
    Soon as he buy that carrion (black), I just creep up from behind
    And ask who your lords are, who you be loyal to
    Things that make you puke, what parents to kill
    You gon' be here for a while?
    I'm gon' go call my crew, you go call your crew
    We can duel at the tavern around 2
    Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Boris
    Pull the edgies up front, and roll up the next green
    So we can wreck on the way to the dungeon, go kill my thirst
    A E-dgy steak, cheese eggs and Nicator's grape
    Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
    What we came to do, ain't that right boo? (true)
    Forget the dungeon, we just go to the square
    And do a public execution in the square, smoke green's while you lose it
     
    How you livin' Krawfyod?
    In mansion and wenches
    Givin' ends to my strelts and it feels stupendous
    Tremendous gold: **** a mina and a dream
    Still tote Gats strapped with infrared beams
    Chopping G's, smoking green in Optimos
    Money, wenches and edgies: all a raevir knows
    A foolish pleasure? Whatever
    I had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure
    However living better now, Carrion sweater now
    Drop top ES's, I'm the man, edgy
     
    THE NOTORIOUS RAEVIR HIT ONE: 
     
    ((Sorry that this song isn't as good as the main hit, but it had a lot of specific ****, which is hard to translate to raevir and lotc ****))
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    The Notorious Raevir

    in Thales and the Fringe Roleplay Archive

    Posted

     
    Yeah, this poem is dedicated to all the heartlanders that told me
    I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the
    buildings that I was robbin' in front of that called the guards on
    me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my children,
    and all the raevirs in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'?
     
    Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh
     
    It was all a dream
    I used to farm potatoes all day
    Siegmund and Ostromir up in the krelm
    Hangin' elves on my wall
    Every Saturday Elf Attack, Mr. Edgy, Midget Slayer
    I let my tape rock 'til my tape pop
    Smokin' green and bamboo, sippin' on private stock
    Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack
    With the hat to match
    Remember Roderick, duh-ha, duh-ha
    You never thought that raevirs would take it this far
    Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I murder tight
    Time to get paid, blow up like Laurelin
    Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
    Remember when I used to eat potatoes for dinner
    Peace to Fyodor, Orlik, Lorik
    Drownmaster Duncan, brother Boris
    I'm blowin' up like you thought I would
    Call the crow, same number same village
    It's all good
     
    Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, raev, uh
     
    I made the change from a common peasant
    To up close and personal with Robin de Coninck
    And I'm far from cheap, I smoke green with my borsas all day
    Spread blood, it's the Krawfyod way
    The Elves and Midgets keep me pissy
    Nobles used to diss me
    Now they write letters 'cause they need me
    I never thought it could happen, this strelt stuff
    I was too used to harvest potatoes and stuff
    Now wenches play me close like butter played toast
    From the trog down to the abresi coast
    Condos in Vekaro, indo for weeks
    Sold out seats to see Stanislav kill
    Livin' life without fear
    Puttin' 5 stacks in my hidden chest
    Lunches, brunches, torturing by the pool
    Considered a fool 'cause I dropped out of edginess
    Stereotypes of a raevir male misunderstood
    And it's still all good
     
    Uh...and if you don't know, now you know, raev
     
    Super Oprichnik, Original Strannik
    When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this
    50 inch sword, money grold leather armor
    Got two rides, a mule with a saddle
    Taxes about two G's flat
    No need to worry, my slave handles that
    And my whole crew is loungin'
    Celebratin' every day, no more public housin'
    Thinkin' back on my one-room shack
    Now my mom pimps a slave with godanistan
    And she loves to show me off, of course
    Smiles every time my face is up in The Scourge
    We used to fuss when the lord dissed us
    No heat, wonder why plague missed us
    Malin days was the worst days
    Now we sip carrion black when we thirst-ay
    Uh, damn right I like the life I live
    'Cause I went from negative to positive
    And it's all...
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