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THE NOTORIOUS RAEVIR Allow me to lace these lyrical douches in your colored hair Who slays edgies and make moves with all the elven lesbians? The back of the tavern sipping Carrion Black is where you'll find me The back of the tavern, mutilating elves, my crew's behind me Mad edgy slaying, slave passing, bards blasting But I just can't quit Cause one of these edgies Stanis gots to mutilate Torture with, keep the ep a secret, why not? Why blow up my spot cause we both got hot? Now check it: I got more mack than Craig and in the bed Believe me edgy, I got enough to feed the needy No need to be greedy, I got mad friends with Chariots Minas by the layers, true ******* players Jump in the horse and come over, tell your friends jump in the mule I got the scimitar by the tree (I love it when you call me big raev-ir) Throw your hands in the air, if you's a true raevir (I love it when you call me big raev-ir) To the elves getting money playing raevirs like dummies (I love it when you call me big raev-ir) If you got a blade up in your waist, please don't cut up the place! (why?) Cause I see some edgies tonight who should be having my blade, blade Straight up edgies really I'm asking Most of these edgies think they be mackin', but they be acting Who they attracting with that line, "what's your tree, what's your subrace?" Soon as he buy that carrion (black), I just creep up from behind And ask who your lords are, who you be loyal to Things that make you puke, what parents to kill You gon' be here for a while? I'm gon' go call my crew, you go call your crew We can duel at the tavern around 2 Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Boris Pull the edgies up front, and roll up the next green So we can wreck on the way to the dungeon, go kill my thirst A E-dgy steak, cheese eggs and Nicator's grape Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do What we came to do, ain't that right boo? (true) Forget the dungeon, we just go to the square And do a public execution in the square, smoke green's while you lose it How you livin' Krawfyod? In mansion and wenches Givin' ends to my strelts and it feels stupendous Tremendous gold: **** a mina and a dream Still tote Gats strapped with infrared beams Chopping G's, smoking green in Optimos Money, wenches and edgies: all a raevir knows A foolish pleasure? Whatever I had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure However living better now, Carrion sweater now Drop top ES's, I'm the man, edgy THE NOTORIOUS RAEVIR HIT ONE: http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/109953-the-notorious-raevir/#entry1035533 ((Sorry that this song isn't as good as the main hit, but it had a lot of specific ****, which is hard to translate to raevir and lotc ****))

Yeah, this poem is dedicated to all the heartlanders that told me I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the buildings that I was robbin' in front of that called the guards on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my children, and all the raevirs in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'? Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh It was all a dream I used to farm potatoes all day Siegmund and Ostromir up in the krelm Hangin' elves on my wall Every Saturday Elf Attack, Mr. Edgy, Midget Slayer I let my tape rock 'til my tape pop Smokin' green and bamboo, sippin' on private stock Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack With the hat to match Remember Roderick, duh-ha, duh-ha You never thought that raevirs would take it this far Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I murder tight Time to get paid, blow up like Laurelin Born sinner, the opposite of a winner Remember when I used to eat potatoes for dinner Peace to Fyodor, Orlik, Lorik Drownmaster Duncan, brother Boris I'm blowin' up like you thought I would Call the crow, same number same village It's all good Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, raev, uh I made the change from a common peasant To up close and personal with Robin de Coninck And I'm far from cheap, I smoke green with my borsas all day Spread blood, it's the Krawfyod way The Elves and Midgets keep me pissy Nobles used to diss me Now they write letters 'cause they need me I never thought it could happen, this strelt stuff I was too used to harvest potatoes and stuff Now wenches play me close like butter played toast From the trog down to the abresi coast Condos in Vekaro, indo for weeks Sold out seats to see Stanislav kill Livin' life without fear Puttin' 5 stacks in my hidden chest Lunches, brunches, torturing by the pool Considered a fool 'cause I dropped out of edginess Stereotypes of a raevir male misunderstood And it's still all good Uh...and if you don't know, now you know, raev Super Oprichnik, Original Strannik When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this 50 inch sword, money grold leather armor Got two rides, a mule with a saddle Taxes about two G's flat No need to worry, my slave handles that And my whole crew is loungin' Celebratin' every day, no more public housin' Thinkin' back on my one-room shack Now my mom pimps a slave with godanistan And she loves to show me off, of course Smiles every time my face is up in The Scourge We used to fuss when the lord dissed us No heat, wonder why plague missed us Malin days was the worst days Now we sip carrion black when we thirst-ay Uh, damn right I like the life I live 'Cause I went from negative to positive And it's all...